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Waylander
Waylander
Posts: 56

2/28/2015
Perhaps you would allow my tramp steamer to enter you port...? (gets smacked in the face)

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http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Wilson~Vetenari
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Rupho Schartenhauer
Rupho Schartenhauer
Posts: 775

2/28/2015
"I would like to enter your Parlour of Virtue..."

"Let's stain our souls together."
(Only to be really really safe from devils. Obviously.)

"I already have a Spouse, but I've got room for another Home Comfort..."
(Less romantic, more practical. Ideal for the soulless.)

"Let me show you my Novel Birthmark."

"Oh yes, I have a Member in Good Standing. Am. I am a Member in Good Standing. Terribly sorry..."
(Scandal is increasing...)

(afterwards)
"Darling, I'm so sorry your ears are bleeding again but I just can't help my Aeolian Screaming..."
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The young Comtessa was said to have been fascinated by that scandalous bestseller, 50 Shades of Clay...

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Old hand, still occasionally playing.
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memorysquid
memorysquid
Posts: 49

2/28/2015
Wanna pet my blemmigan?

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StoryNexus Name: Kevin Wagner
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Morbs Beauchene
Morbs Beauchene
Posts: 7

4/4/2015
I uh.. once said something to a friend (irl) along the lines of "Mr. Eatin' that p****" and was promptly smacked in the nose

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http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Morbs~Beauchene
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Estelle Knoht
Estelle Knoht
Posts: 1751

4/4/2015
"Let me show you my zubmarine, it is full of zeemen."

"You should be a happy addition to my household. Like a goldfish."

"You are permitted upstairs. All the way upstairs."

"I am elegant as a silver screwdriver."

"Why are you so d___nably lovely?"

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Estelle Knoht, a juvenile, unreliable and respectable lady.
I currently do not accept any catbox, cider, suppers, calling cards or proteges.
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Freddy Six Fingers
Freddy Six Fingers
Posts: 14

6/5/2015
"I couldn't help but notice you from across the room" (Watchful is increasing).

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http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Freddy~Six~Fingers
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Dio Ermine
Dio Ermine
Posts: 16

6/11/2015
"Are you Jack of Smiles? Cause you totally just stabbed me with your you actually stabbed me god you actually stabbed me what the f---"
"Shall I introduce you to the Fathomking?"
"These Mt. Nomads are no secret."
"I think I'm in Codex, because your beauty has me speechless. ... ... ... ... ... ..."
"Hey sailor. Why don't you come sail your tramp steamer between my salt lions."
"Let's play Kingeater's Castle. You eat me, and I'll lose my mind."
"You must be poorly written Correspondence baby, because you are on FIRE! Oh god-"
"You're no Fisherking, but you've hooked my heart!"
"I want to grow old and then go insane in the Tomb-Colonies with you" (awww)
edited by Dio Ermine on 6/11/2015
edited by Dio Ermine on 6/11/2015

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http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Dio~Ermine
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Mr. Zane
Mr. Zane
Posts: 62

6/12/2015
"Want to come back to my place and try out my Exceptional Merkin?"

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"Yes, I realize that projecting my internal dialogue onto my cat is probably not the healthiest way of dealing with stressful situations."
"Meow."
"No, murder is not the answer. You always suggest that."

http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Warren~Zane
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Estelle Knoht
Estelle Knoht
Posts: 1751

6/13/2015
Do you recall how we came to this place? And you sang of your lightnings and shapeful display? I tilted my vanes and ennobled your spire. You welcomed me then and commingled all choirs. You can repeat those moments. It can be as it was.



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Estelle Knoht, a juvenile, unreliable and respectable lady.
I currently do not accept any catbox, cider, suppers, calling cards or proteges.
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Lady Eris
Lady Eris
Posts: 162

6/13/2015
Oh, I *always* welcome a Surprise Package...

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Lady Eris Psmith, Society darling, devoted wife. Dangerous when crossed. Accepts most social invitations. Distributor of Parabolan Kittens. Welcomes new acquaintances, especially those who write 'in character'.

William Templeton, Viscount Manningham, newcomer, gentleman, all-round good egg - accepting absolutely all invitations.
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ericjs
ericjs
Posts: 36

8/2/2015
Oor ra loo ra rooth ooth throoooothh? Oo thra rool la roo hoo hoo!
(Only works in certain quarters.)

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http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Sidney~Swearbeck
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fitz
fitz
Posts: 91

8/3/2015
From you I would savor one stolen kiss, if you would allow me to coruscate your soul tonight...

My hat is not nearly as Exceptional, as what I can do with the Hound of Heaven in my pants...
edited by fitz on 8/3/2015

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Ô fitzGwahir
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dragonridingsorceress
dragonridingsorceress
Posts: 622

8/5/2015
I'm not Rubbery, but I'm still pretty flexible.

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DragonRidingSorceress is an Author of good standing. Mostly good standing. She's happy to accept any social action except Photographer and Loitering, but requests warnings before duping/poisoning/etc.

Seeker of Names is a... being with an obsession. They're willing to accept all invitations.
One who seeks to know all that is and may be. One who dances in the silence of the void. One whose fantasies make the reality come alive.
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The Dark Gentleman
The Dark Gentleman
Posts: 188

8/5/2015
Me? A Rubbery Man? Not with you dressed like that, madam...

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The Dark Gentleman~ Social actions welcome. Menace reductions upon request. Newspaper interviews by appointment. Falconry by invitation only.

"THE HOURS FEAR THE NAMES.
THE NAMES FEAR THE LONG.
THE LONG FEAR THE KNOW.
ALL FEAR THE HOURS."
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The Black-Shirted Radical
The Black-Shirted Radical
Posts: 188

9/3/2015
"It may not be the type of mushroom you're used to, but its wine is quite sweet"

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Poet of once distinguished acclaim.Apprentice alcoholic. Somewhere to the right of Attila the Hun. Radical politician, playwright, duelist, archaeologist,Correspondence professor,criminal mastermind, Commander of the Auxiliary Constabulary, Leader of the League of National Populists, former Governor of Port Carnelion . Rude, crude and scandalous to know.

Plot his lynching at http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/The~Black-Shirted~Radical
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Lady Sapho Byron
Lady Sapho Byron
Posts: 725

9/26/2015
I would like to explore your Devices and Desires.

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http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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Kolanowski
Kolanowski
Posts: 148

9/26/2015
Baby, you make me more insatiable than my gloves.

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Kazimierz Kolanowski, gentleman, scholar, humble servant of the Maw. Chaotic Evil. Open to all social actions & accepting almost all requests. Might sell you to Satan for a single corn chip.
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KestrelGirl
KestrelGirl
Posts: 138

9/26/2015
Rupho Schartenhauer wrote:
The young Comtessa was said to have been fascinated by that scandalous bestseller, 50 Shades of Clay...

Best line in this thread, hands down. All of Dio Ermine's are great too!
Other notables: both of Lady Sapho's winners, as well as "I should very much like to investigate your Forgotten Quarter" and "I couldn't help but notice you from across the room (Watchful is increasing)."
These just crack me up!
edited by KestrelGirl on 9/26/2015

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http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/KestrelGirl
The Sociable Academic/KestrelGirl, an inescapable, sagacious, irresistible and breathtaking Lady of Some Importance. (Also add: terrifying, lethal, and perhaps midnight.)
Proud owner of the Neathy Informer, a newspaper dedicated to the truth.
Help me out with my FL/SS lore wiki, The Fifth City! http://www.thefifthcity.wikia.com
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Lady Sapho Byron
Lady Sapho Byron
Posts: 725

9/27/2015
Freddy Six Fingers wrote:
"I couldn't help but notice you from across the room" (Watchful is increasing).



  • Is that your Watchful increasing, or are you just happy to see me?

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    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 725

    10/23/2015
    Would you like to hear my Hallowmas Confession of Impropriety?

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    http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron
    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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