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The Dark Gentleman
The Dark Gentleman
Posts: 188

11/23/2014
Mr. Pages: "My, but the flirtaliciousness of your countenance sets one's atrientricles to pumping. Is the infernous lit, or am I simply feeling an unnatural warmitude?"

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The Dark Gentleman~ Social actions welcome. Menace reductions upon request. Newspaper interviews by appointment. Falconry by invitation only.

"THE HOURS FEAR THE NAMES.
THE NAMES FEAR THE LONG.
THE LONG FEAR THE KNOW.
ALL FEAR THE HOURS."
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Lady Sapho Byron
Lady Sapho Byron
Posts: 727

11/23/2014
Want to find out if you can Survive the Affair of the Box?

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Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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Artemis Evans
Artemis Evans
Posts: 15

11/24/2014
arty would say 'i bet i could steal your heart away'

or
'i once knew a devil who could do all types of things with the tongue, want me to teach you'
'

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"To say I'm mad is an understatement. To say I'm happy would be a lie."
Arty here and always accepting calling cards and help
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Lady Sapho Byron
Lady Sapho Byron
Posts: 727

11/24/2014
Contest Results!



So many people are so much better at this than I am! And thank you all for posting!


My very favorite line, and thus the winner, is…
You don't need to go to the Square of Lofty of Words to declaim from atop of a pole, my dear.
by narcissus_echo
The pun is so perfect, but what clinched the win was the use of "declaim" (I love uncommon words!).
Watch for the gift of the unexpected, narcissus.


A very close second:
I'm no snuffer, but I'd still fancy a taste of your candlestick.
by NiteBrite


Honorable Mentions for:
You should be 'Neath me. (dragonridingsorceress)
Do you have some spare time? Because my Bejewelled Cane isn't the only studded rod I've got.. (Cecil Palmer)
I'd love to be Touched by your Fingerwork. (Carlos via Cecil Palmer)
Mr. Pages: "My, but the flirtaliciousness of your countenance sets one's atrientricles to pumping. Is the infernous lit, or am I simply feeling an unnatural warmitude?" (The Dark Gentleman)
Thanks again, everyone!


  • edited by Lady Sapho Byron on 11/24/2014

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    An Individual
    An Individual
    Posts: 589

    11/25/2014
    "Baby, when we're together time stands still. No seriously, he's right over there gawking at us."
    edited by An Individual on 11/25/2014

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    The RNG giveth and the RNG taketh away.
    Goat Farming or Cider Brewing? This browser extension may help.
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    Scholaring the Correspondence? A Brief Guide to Courier's Footprint.
    Contemplating Oblivion? First Steps on the Seeking Road.
    Gone NORTH? Opened the gate? Throw your character in a well.
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    narcissus_echo
    narcissus_echo
    Posts: 65

    12/3/2014
    I'm flattered, honored, ashamed not to have recognized the recognition sooner!

    Also:


    Do recall how they came to that place? Because you are one shapely disgrace. ~_^

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    a Shiny Pleasant Person who's not often covered in blood
    and the Second-Most Hedonistic Individual in London.
    DeepDarkMarvellous.
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    narcissus_echo
    narcissus_echo
    Posts: 65

    12/4/2014
    Let's rearrange Hell's Alphabet and put [UNNATURAL BUZZING NOISE] and [THE CRIES OF MORTAL SOULS] together‏.

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    and the Second-Most Hedonistic Individual in London.
    DeepDarkMarvellous.
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    narcissus_echo
    narcissus_echo
    Posts: 65

    1/4/2015
    THEY ARE COMING THEY ARE COMING THEY ARE COMING. Care to join them? wink

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    and the Second-Most Hedonistic Individual in London.
    DeepDarkMarvellous.
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 727

    1/4/2015
    Come back to my place and your Weasel won't be the only Lucky one tonight.

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    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    AstraKiseki
    AstraKiseki
    Posts: 9

    2/13/2015
    Send a correspondence plate and say "This isn't the only one going explode tonight."
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    dragonridingsorceress
    dragonridingsorceress
    Posts: 622

    2/14/2015
    I can make you explode with the colours of the Neath.

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    DragonRidingSorceress is an Author of good standing. Mostly good standing. She's happy to accept any social action except Photographer and Loitering, but requests warnings before duping/poisoning/etc.

    Seeker of Names is a... being with an obsession. They're willing to accept all invitations.
    One who seeks to know all that is and may be. One who dances in the silence of the void. One whose fantasies make the reality come alive.
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    The Dark Gentleman
    The Dark Gentleman
    Posts: 188

    2/14/2015
    What's that? You want to blemmigan??

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    The Dark Gentleman~ Social actions welcome. Menace reductions upon request. Newspaper interviews by appointment. Falconry by invitation only.

    "THE HOURS FEAR THE NAMES.
    THE NAMES FEAR THE LONG.
    THE LONG FEAR THE KNOW.
    ALL FEAR THE HOURS."
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    Waylander
    Waylander
    Posts: 56

    2/15/2015
    is that a bejewelled cane in your pocket or are you happy to see me

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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 727

    2/17/2015
    How's about I take you home and butter your chess piece?

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    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    dragonridingsorceress
    dragonridingsorceress
    Posts: 622

    2/17/2015
    Call me Master.

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    DragonRidingSorceress is an Author of good standing. Mostly good standing. She's happy to accept any social action except Photographer and Loitering, but requests warnings before duping/poisoning/etc.

    Seeker of Names is a... being with an obsession. They're willing to accept all invitations.
    One who seeks to know all that is and may be. One who dances in the silence of the void. One whose fantasies make the reality come alive.
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    Waylander
    Waylander
    Posts: 56

    2/17/2015
    if you swap around ladybones you get where i'm going tonight (that may have been too crude)

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    The Zealous Zee-Captain
    The Zealous Zee-Captain
    Posts: 17

    2/18/2015
    Something something zubmarine.

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    The Zealous Zee-Profile of the Zealous Zee-Captain!
    Calling cards of the shady and infernal are welcome.
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    Lady Sapho Byron
    Lady Sapho Byron
    Posts: 727

    2/18/2015
    Samael Waylander wrote:
    if you swap around ladybones you get where i'm going tonight (that may have been too crude)



  • Only Beads?

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    Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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    Waylander
    Waylander
    Posts: 56

    2/19/2015
    as in swap the order of bones and lady, and add an s, its not that well thought throughLady Sapho Byron wrote:
    Samael Waylander wrote:
    if you swap around ladybones you get where i'm going tonight (that may have been too crude)



  • Only Beads?




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    bitterhorn
    bitterhorn
    Posts: 61

    2/22/2015
    Sir, -er, madam, -er... I beg your pardon: Is your heart the black depths of the curséd Zee, itself? I ask because your hardening demeanor has me stricken once again - as countless times before - love-LORN, &clearly now I see this is no FLUKE. Pray, relent; consume me, and complete me!


    ^bonus Neathpoints for starting out like a sonnet and then meandering off into totally abject and nutty, I think
    edited by bitterhorn on 2/22/2015

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    Marsh(-)mark(ed) thurifer, bookkeeper, &c. of Blackfen-on-Zee; Bazaarine aesthete, unnatural historian, thing-about-town.
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