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Vefessh
Vefessh
Posts: 15

3/1/2014
This doesn't exist, but it should. I'll start:

"Old Black Rum" (traditional, adapted)

I drank sixteen doubles for the price of one
Trying to find the courage to talk to the one
I asked her for a dance - not a second glance
My night had just begun

Well I'll drink to Hell and to the Holy Ghost
I'm kneeling at the altar of the deep Zee coast
So let's raise a glass, not the first nor last
Come join me in this toast (Cheers!)

CHORUS:
Because the old black rum's got a hold on me
Like a dog wrapped round my leg
And the old black rum's got a hold on me
Will I live for another day?
Oh, will I live for another day?

Well the queen of Hollow street just went walking on by
Walking on by with some guy who don't care
That she stood in line since half past nine
And spent three hours on her hair (Then it rained!)

Well her friend is looking at me with an evil grin
I think a bloody racket might soon begin
I must have said some thing to the Hollow street queen
And the boys are joining in

CHORUS x2

So I drank all of my money and I slept out in the rain
Every bar is different but Veils' girls they're all the same
You know your days are done on the old black rum
But I know I'm gonna do it again (Cheers!)

CHORUS x2

And I drank sixteen doubles for the price of one... (Ooh, my head!)

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With thanks to the artist in whose voice I imagine this, for introducing me to the song.
edited by Vefessh on 3/2/2014
edited by Vefessh on 12/24/2015 [Fixed an error in meter that's been nagging at me.]

edited by Vefessh on 12/24/2015

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"London's fate is all knotted up with the Bazaar now. Either it ends, or we do.
An' one day, I'm gonna eat its heart." - Maria Curious, Monster Hunter
"..." - Mr Void, silent, cloaked shadow
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Snowskeeper
Snowskeeper
Posts: 575

3/1/2014
Do we have a thread dedicated to Neath-i-cizing old sea shanties and drinking songs yet? (That was wonderful, by the way!)

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    Vefessh
    Vefessh
    Posts: 15

    3/2/2014
    I don't think we do - I looked around before posting here.

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    "Hang the consequences. I must know!" - Vefessh, Correspondent.
    "London's fate is all knotted up with the Bazaar now. Either it ends, or we do.
    An' one day, I'm gonna eat its heart." - Maria Curious, Monster Hunter
    "..." - Mr Void, silent, cloaked shadow
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    Snowskeeper
    Snowskeeper
    Posts: 575

    3/2/2014
    Vefessh wrote:
    I don't think we do - I looked around before posting here.



  • Perhaps we could adapt this thread to that purpose, with a quick name-change, hmm? No need to inform the courts.

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    S.F., a midnight midnighter and invisible eminence. Impossible to locate them, personally, but there are dead drops and agents.
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    Vefessh
    Vefessh
    Posts: 15

    3/2/2014
    Done!

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    "Hang the consequences. I must know!" - Vefessh, Correspondent.
    "London's fate is all knotted up with the Bazaar now. Either it ends, or we do.
    An' one day, I'm gonna eat its heart." - Maria Curious, Monster Hunter
    "..." - Mr Void, silent, cloaked shadow
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    J.P. Fedders
    J.P. Fedders
    Posts: 2

    3/5/2014
    I recently wrote a ballad that sounded agreeable to my mates, and felt this would be another great place to share it.


    Here's to life,
    Eteeeernal life
    Livin' till your old and tired,
    Livin' till your hearts expired

    And here's to sanity
    Howe'er fleeting it may be
    Till you find yourself again
    Sleeping at the Royal Bethlehem

    And here's to jail
    Hell, who hasn't e'er found himself in need of bail?
    And who can say they haven't met a mate
    Locked away behind a sturdy gate?

    And here's to scandal
    For when things get too hot to handle
    Someone else comes along
    With a new tune or song
    And we start it all over again.
    (Repeat Ad Nauseam)

    Admittedly, the last verse could use a bit of work, but by the time most people get to that part they're drunk enough that a bad lyrics sounds as fine as a good one. We played a game in which we all put up 20 Rostygold, took a drink after each verse, and whoever was the last one standing got the lot.
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    dismallyOriented
    dismallyOriented
    Posts: 215

    3/6/2014
    *plays chord on harmonica*

    Oohhhhhhhh,

    Sing me a song of the Neath, my friends.
    Sing me a song of home.
    A song of drinks and a bar to tend,
    a song of the Zee we roam.

    For these salt-caked bones grow weary.
    And my back is feeling old.
    Oh sing me a song to cheer me, lads.
    And burn away the cold.

    Remember the waves a rolling, lads.
    And the false stars shining bright.
    Remember the clubs of the neddy cads.
    When you go defend your rights.

    We'll fight for glim and rostygold.
    We'll fight them standing tall.
    We'll fight them 'til our blood runs cold,
    if it still flows at all.

    For what is death to Neathy men
    strong of both heart and mind?
    Who beat death at its game and then
    come back for one more time?

    Oh,
    Sing me a song of the Neath, my friends,
    Sing me a song of home.
    A song of drinks and a bar to tend,
    A song of the Zee we roam.
    edited by dismallyOriented on 3/6/2014
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    Zeinka
    Zeinka
    Posts: 6

    3/17/2014
    After quite a bit of last-minute editing; I've finally gotten a new password and get to post what I made about two weeks ago in light of the Feast of the Rose event!


    " For in these deep and darkened days
    Very little shall be left to fate
    Either absinthe-sober, or in honey daze
    Love not the opposite of hate

    You’ve done me long
    You did me wrong
    My darling dear
    And now you ought to fear

    For where my heart beat;
    No longer on my sleeve
    Perhaps where it should be
    As I take my solemn leave

    But no,
    That is not so
    When you called me second rate
    So now I’ll take your heart
    On a glistening silver plate."
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    runsamok
    runsamok
    Posts: 1

    3/12/2016
    Thanks for posting these Neathy Songs!

    I was inspired to write a tune for a snippet I came across in a sidebar.

    I sang it on YouTube if you would like to see: https://youtu.be/_3r0pQekRuw

    What do the zailors zing?


    Oh gather round me bully boys
    And I'll zing you a zong
    Of the windless waveless sunless Zee
    Where the mouldy drownies throng

    Here's to the girls of Mr Veils
    Here's to their golden locks
    Here's to a fight in the moonish light
    Under the Wolfstack docks.

    Some dream of sun and rain and sky
    And the true wind in their zails
    Us Neathy tars won’t swap the stars
    For the girls of Mr Veils!

    (from 'Neathy Songs')
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    davidstrife
    davidstrife
    Posts: 1

    7/22/2017
    not sure if any one still looks at this but i found one on the thingy bar.

    Mountains of Cheese


    Where will ye go, oh my bold ratty lad?
    To the docks, or the Flit or the Zees?
    I’m off to the larder of Sir Stanley Smyth
    For to fight for the mountains of cheese!

    I’m off for the gold and I'm off for the lass
    Who ties pretty bows on her knees
    And I’m off for the glory, I'm off for the fame
    And the mountains, the mountains of cheese!

    I’m called by the fife and I'm called by the drum
    We'll fight for whomever we please
    For devils for brass, for the Empress' coin
    And for mountains, for mountains of cheese!

    There's some go by cart and there's some go by ship
    And some live in shroomstacks with fleas
    I'll take a box, and a postbag without locks
    To send me to the mountains of cheese!
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    Moloth
    Moloth
    Posts: 1

    3/24/2021
    davidstrife wrote:
    not sure if any one still looks at this but i found one on the thingy bar.

    Mountains of Cheese


    Where will ye go, oh my bold ratty lad?
    To the docks, or the Flit or the Zees?
    I’m off to the larder of Sir Stanley Smyth
    For to fight for the mountains of cheese!

    I’m off for the gold and I'm off for the lass
    Who ties pretty bows on her knees
    And I’m off for the glory, I'm off for the fame
    And the mountains, the mountains of cheese!

    I’m called by the fife and I'm called by the drum
    We'll fight for whomever we please
    For devils for brass, for the Empress' coin
    And for mountains, for mountains of cheese!

    There's some go by cart and there's some go by ship
    And some live in shroomstacks with fleas
    I'll take a box, and a postbag without locks
    To send me to the mountains of cheese!


    I've translated it into Russian, if somebody interested.

    Будет путь наш далек, мой крысиный дружок,
    Я всегда к приключеньям готов,
    Через Спайт, через Флит, где живет старый Смит,
    И на гору, на гору сыров!

    Будем мы воровать, будем мы убивать
    За девчонок, чей зад будь здоров,
    За деньгу в кошельках и за славу в веках,
    И за гору, за гору сыров!

    Разрази меня гром, укуси меня гном,
    Выйду драться хоть с сотней котов,
    Хоть за адскую медь, хоть за графскую честь,
    Хоть за гору, за гору сыров!

    Кто вприпрыжку бежит, кто в подвале сидит
    И проводит всю жизнь средь клопов,
    Ну а мы на почтамт, украдем старый штамп,
    И в посылке - на гору сыров!
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    Nikito3
    Nikito3
    Posts: 2

    3/26/2021
    Молот, это шикарно!
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    the Inquisitive Masseurse
    the Inquisitive Masseurse
    Posts: 117

    3/27/2021
    Vefessh wrote:
    This doesn't exist, but it should.

    It kinda does. To wit: https://community.failbettergames.com/topic25262-zhanties.aspx

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    Good news everyone! The Inquisitive Masseurse is back in London, from hir extended tour overzeez, and is available for house calls!

    Not so great news: Streetcat is still in London. It's probably right behind you.
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