Spacemarine9
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12/7/2013
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Today, the seventh of December, is officially the holiday known as Ratmas! Officially! It's a long-standing tradition, you know. I didn't just make it up! Where are you going? Come back!
Okay! So! Ratmas! What is it? It's a very simple holiday to follow. This is what you do: Send rats. To other people. Easy, isn't it?
This year's Designated Official Rat Targ- er, Acceptant is none other than Alexis Kennedy!
Confused about how to send rats? Here's a tutorial!
First off, you'll need to find this card:
(Seekers of the Name can also use the Restitution card, to roughly the same effect)
The card contains two different kinds of rats, which you can then send! I'll let you choose whichever you want. I'm sure you can be trusted with good decisions.
You may send rats to Alexis Prime, or his secret, incredibly well hidden alt account. Be sure to attach a message! Maybe you want to submit thanks in advance for all the lovely Christmas content, or thanks for existing content, or a declaration of spite and hatred. The decision is yours!
Acceptable gifts also include cats, surprise packages, jewels, stabbings, betrayals, calling cards, snubbed acquaintances, Christmas cards, boxes of exploding misery... but rats are best and most good of all. If you're incredibly rich, you can send Fate! I mean, he already has about a billion fate, but go ahead I won't stop you.
If you're struggling to find rats: Use Unfinished Business in Spite, hunt a rat in the Department of Menace, or just buy them from the Bazaar. They're only tuppence apiece.
If you end up being aggrieved by the RNG, you can also draw the Gift card at your lodgings, using Write Letters. It'll cost you 1 fate, but surely that's an acceptable price to pay for rats, right?
If you've fallen on hard times, you can instead use a letter and the power of the Imagination
Perhaps, though, the quantities of rats offered by Fallen London seem... inadequate. Thankfully, a simulation exists to provide you with all the vast quantities of rats you'll ever need to send!
I think that's everything! Enjoy the holiday season. Carouse, and send rats. Be merry. And send rats. Rats.
Alternate titles: St Rattus' Day, Raturday, That Day With All The Rats In, Faber Festivus
edited by Spacemarine9 on 12/7/2013
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Alexis Kennedy
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12/7/2013
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I've taken Steps to ensure that Ratmas has ended an hour early. This is the kind of abuse of power I permit myself when I have to spend four hours blowing on the glowing ember which was our post-explosion server.
Further abuses of power coming shortly
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Loon
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12/9/2013
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Rats rats rats rats rats,
Rats rats rats rats rats rats rats,
Rats rats rats rats rats.
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Alexis Kennedy
Posts: 1374
12/8/2013
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The funny thing is, it was actually an oversight. The Ratness category has existed since we first rebuilt the economy, but it's been incomplete so we never assigned newer items to it.
I think everyone who sent me rats or reasonable facsimiles has now received a Rat of Glory. If not, then consider writing me a letter of complaint from your lodgings, but also consider the possibility that I might send you a bomb instead. 
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Sackville
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12/8/2013
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Post your Rats on a String to a certain address
Send your rats to the right place, and you may receive something in return.
Post a handful of rats.
The Compulsive Rat Fancier will reward your enthusiasm with one of his finer specimens. This will always gain you Rattus Faber Corpses. There may be other effects.
A matter of luck: it could go either way.
Post a staggering quantity of rats.
Why? What compels you to do this? This will always gain you many Rattus Faber Corpses
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Laluzi
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12/7/2013
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...Did we bury the server under a pile of rats?
Meanwhile, at Failbetter, the staff struggle through the hairy mounds to reach the servers.
"Sir, I think I've identified the problem. It's rats."
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Spacemarine9
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12/7/2013
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The server is back, so you may recommence sending rats. Due to the downtime, you can consider the 8th of December an honorary Ratmas as well. Its a rat weekend!
if you like you can consider the rest of the year ratmas. you can consider the rest of your life to be ratmas. i cannot stop you. i cannot stop rats.
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mayexist
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12/7/2013
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Alexis Kennedy wrote:
I've taken Steps to ensure that Ratmas has ended an hour early. This is the kind of abuse of power I permit myself when I have to spend four hours blowing on the glowing ember which was our post-explosion server.
Further abuses of power coming shortly
If life gives you the glowing embers of your server, roast marshmallows. Or rats, if you prefer. You'll probably have leftovers for weeks.
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Alexis Kennedy
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12/7/2013
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Thank you all so very much. Rest assured I'm making a list of who's been bad and who's been good this Christmas.
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Spacemarine9
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12/7/2013
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IHNIWTR wrote:
so I checked Alexis' test account... has anyone noticed the Acquaintance: the Heptagoat scrapbook quality he's displaying there?
It's almost certainly a myth. Probably.
..hopefully.
Alexis Kennedy wrote:
Thank you all so very much. Rest assured I'm making a list of who's been bad and who's been good this Christmas.
♫ He's making a list/ Checking it twice/ Gonna find out who's ratty or mice/ Ratta Claus is coming to town. ♫
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Alexis Kennedy
Posts: 1374
12/8/2013
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Shadowhand wrote:
Good lord, I'm late!  Will we be seeing other ways of obtaining the Glorious Rat in the future?
Yes. All qualities of any significance are available somewhere, somehow, more than once eventually; and the RoG was coming anyway, I just brought it out early to respond to all these miscreants with their rat-floods.
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Spacemarine9
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12/8/2013
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I'm not a miscreant! I am, at worst, a delinquent.
e: although my mantelpiece says i'm an abomination so take this with a grain of abominable salt
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Spacemarine9
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12/8/2013
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Mr. Mercutio wrote:
I am greatly sad! I have not yet received any glorious rat candle. Very curious about it indeed.
would you say you're candlecurious
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Spacemarine9
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12/8/2013
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I just want to keep the thing and never let it go, but it'll probably squirm out and eat my candles. Can't I store it in a glass of formaldehyde to prevent any rat thieves from waking up? I mean sure it might get all soggy and not work as an actual candle any more, but I want to keep it as a mantelpiece item in all its glory. So cruel!
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Alexis Kennedy
Posts: 1374
12/8/2013
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Laluzi wrote:
unsporting.
This isn't some kind of game you know.
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Spacemarine9
Posts: 2234
12/8/2013
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You could just switch to HTML view and edit out all the [ li][/ li] tags :V
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Dolan
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12/7/2013
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Rat butts roasting on an open fire
Big Rat nipping at your nose
Rat-tide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up in irrigos
Everybody knows a ratcorpse and some lacre snow
Help make the season right
Tiny rats with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know Ratgoat's on his way
He's loaded lots of traps and poison on his sleigh
And every Faber's child is going to spy
In the hopes that they won't die
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To rats from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times in many ways
A very scary Ratmas to you
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Laluzi
Posts: 456
12/7/2013
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Asclepius Unbound wrote:
Now I know for sure that all will be well.
All will be rat.
Not a mouse. Not in the end. Not for long.
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Jenson Shepherd
Posts: 44
12/7/2013
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It's Ratmas time, there's no need to be afraid
At Ratmas time we send out rats with their postage paid,
And in our world of plenty, we can spread a smile of joy!
Throw your arms around the Neath at Ratmas time!
But say a prayer - pray for the other ones
At Ratmas time, it's hard but when you're having fun
There's a city outside your window
Full of stravling cats and fear
Where the only water flowing, is The Bazaar's bitter tears
And the Ratmas bells that ring there are the clanging chimes of doom
Well tonight that God its Alexis, instead of you!
And there'll be lots of rats in London this Ratmas time
The greatest gift he'll get this year is rats
Where fungus ever glows
And the Stolen River flows
Do they know it's Ratmas time at all?
Here's to you, send some rats to everyone
Here's to them underneath the burning sun
Do they know it's Ratmas time at all?
Feed the Tiger
Feed the Tiger
Feed the Tiger
Let him know it's Ratmas time
Feed the Tiger
Let him know it's Ratmas time
Feed the Tiger
Let him know it's Ratmas time
*repeat to fade*
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Spacemarine9
Posts: 2234
12/8/2013
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Laudable, but also terrifying. Not laudably terrifying, but maybe terrifyingly laudable.
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Alexis Kennedy
Posts: 1374
12/7/2013
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Ratmas is not to blame, don't worry! Our hosting service unexpectedly rebooted all our servers, one of the servers failed to come up, and creating a temporary replacement required some obscure reconfiguration mojo.
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Alexis Kennedy
Posts: 1374
12/7/2013
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I do appreciate all the many and horrifyingly imaginative ratwork songs and poems I received. You lunatics. But I have miles to go before I sleep, and I'd like to keep the list of individuals receiving these miles a manageable size.
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Asclepius Unbound
Posts: 389
12/7/2013
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A rattening will not be postponed indefinitely.
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Alexander Feld
Posts: 348
12/7/2013
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Seven is the number of rats. Seven and seven and seven. [spoiler] [/spoiler]
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mayexist
Posts: 132
12/7/2013
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A visual representation of Ratmas (did we ever figure out the text limit?):
(Edit: can now confirm that it's below 2000 characters.)
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Alexander Feld
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12/7/2013
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You do realize you're basically the Pied Piper, right Spacemarine9?
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Leraika
Posts: 56
12/8/2013
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I'm just gonna hold onto the little guy myself.
H-he wouldn't betray me, right? I put him on my mantel and everything!
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Saharan
Posts: 247
12/8/2013
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I would like to submit a public bug report: Rats-on-a-string, Venge-Rat Corpses, Rattus Faber Corpses, and Starveling Cats are not under the Ratness category. This is clearly a massive, game-breaking oversight and needs to be fixed yesterday. This is a joke complaint please note this.
edited by Saharan on 12/8/2013
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Spacemarine9
Posts: 2234
12/8/2013
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So when do we get to use rat item conversions? :v
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12/7/2013
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Alexander Feld wrote:
You do realize you're basically the Pied Piper, right Spacemarine9? To blow the pipe his lips he wrinkled,
And green and blue his sharp eyes twinkled,
Like a candle-flame where salt is sprinkled;
And ere three shrill notes the pipe uttered,
You heard as if an army muttered;
And the muttering grew to a grumbling;
And the grumbling grew to a mighty rumbling;
And out of the houses the rats came tumbling.
Great rats, small rats, lean rats, brawny rats,
Brown rats, black rats, gray rats, tawny rats,
Grave old plodders, gay young friskers,
Fathers, mothers, uncles, cousins,
Cocking tails and pricking whiskers,
Families by tens and dozens,
Brothers, sisters, husbands, wives --
Followed the Piper for their lives.
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Laluzi
Posts: 456
12/7/2013
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Dashing through the Neath, on a one-rat open sleigh,
O'er the shrooms we go, ratsending all the way!
Tigers in fezzes sob, as the rats pile high,
What fun it is to send some rats and make the postman cry!
Oh, jingle rats, jingle rats, jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to send rats on an open sleigh, hey!
Jingle rats, jingle rats, and merry Ratmas Day!
Oh what fun it is to send rats on an open sleigh!
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Kade Carrion (an_ocelot)
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12/7/2013
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(I didn't have a gift card, so I sent a letter that said "Ceci n'est pas un rat." Surprisingly the word is the same in English and French!)
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Spacemarine9
Posts: 2234
12/7/2013
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Using the "Add to contacts" button on the profile page will also work.
but yes, AK5 is a mysterious doppleganger. Don't be fooled by imitation Alexii this holiday season!
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MidnightVoyager
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12/7/2013
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Inky Petrel wrote:
I suspect there is some deep and meaningful reason behind this that I wasn't around for, but..oooh! A bandwagon! I can't see any way this could POSSIBLY backfire. *leaps* 
(I do wish we could send living rats though, they make such lovely friends, I'm rather fond of them, and I always feel I'm somehow betraying my dear Albino Rat and her kin when I pay for things in rat-corpses.)
edited by Inky Petrel on 12/7/2013
You can send living rats.
...They just happen to attack the target!
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NiteBrite
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12/7/2013
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Its too bad confessions are closed. My original plan was to send alexisthetest a destin's candle, the gift of stats loss (the greatest gift next to rats), but alas it was not to be so.
I hope alexis knows I was stats lossing with him in spirit this St Rattus day. So instead I will drink some oblivion and pass a few rats while going aaaa island aaaa. Happy ratmas everyone
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Alexander Feld
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12/7/2013
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OPG wrote:
an_ocelot wrote:
(I didn't have a gift card, so I sent a letter that said "Ceci n'est pas un rat." Surprisingly the word is the same in English and French!) Aarg, I sent a gift of rats with that same message. I now feel so uncreative.
Quick, more post-modernist rats! A big rat made of all smaller rats, rats seen from all angles at once, rats vainly trying to repair all these damn melty clocks!
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Alexander Feld
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12/7/2013
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Some seasonal music to get us through this difficult time:
The Rat's Song from Coraline
The Kingdom of Mice (Okay, not rats, but close enough)
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Spacemarine9
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12/7/2013
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Alexis Kennedy wrote:
I've taken Steps to ensure that Ratmas has ended an hour early. This is the kind of abuse of power I permit myself when I have to spend four hours blowing on the glowing ember which was our post-explosion server.
Further abuses of power coming shortly
Happy Ratmas!
Alexis Kennedy wrote:
receiving these miles
BRING IT 
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Spacemarine9
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12/7/2013
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All our hearts, and all our homes. And in eternal dread, forever.
Me wrote:
BRING IT
he brought it
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12/8/2013
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I'm going to hug mine while I sleep. If it wakes, I'll hug it tighter.
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Laluzi
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12/8/2013
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Alexis Kennedy wrote:
Laluzi wrote:
Alexis, I think you sent me two rats on accident. :
You appear to have a whole family of Mercers and I may have got confused. Give one to the deserving poor.
Aha, sorry about that. It's only Alex and Dana, though - the rest of my alts are unrelated and occasionally very silly. Rest assured I'm failing the one you gave me on my alt for SCIENCE!, and the other - hey, Alexander Feld, want a Rat of Glory? =P
Anyway, I love how rats have become A Thing here. This is just wonderful. Still pretty terrifying, but wonderful.
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ashdenej
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12/8/2013
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Am deeply saddened that a mere rat-themed message to Alexis did not merit a rat. Curse the fact that I didn't bank the Lofty Square card!
Honestly, what a lovely picture! It's a very thoughtful thing. Failbetter's engagement with its community is laudable as ever!
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Guy Scrum
Posts: 197
12/7/2013
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On Ratmus Day, I send rats on a string.
One thousand strong, a glorious thing.
They are quite a sight
In the middle of the night,
Sacrificed for your rat bling.
(sent to Alexis Prime)
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OPG
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12/7/2013
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His day must be quite surreal.
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Inky Petrel
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12/7/2013
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I suspect there is some deep and meaningful reason behind this that I wasn't around for, but..oooh! A bandwagon! I can't see any way this could POSSIBLY backfire. *leaps*
(I do wish we could send living rats though, they make such lovely friends, I'm rather fond of them, and I always feel I'm somehow betraying my dear Albino Rat and her kin when I pay for things in rat-corpses.)
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Laluzi
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12/7/2013
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Why would you want to run from it? Imagine - a legion of aggrieved postmen bearing an endless procession of furry dead bodies? Your door buckling, the windows shattering before the seething tide?
All shall be Rat.
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Spacemarine9
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12/7/2013
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It's somewhere less than 4000 words that's all I know.
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Mr. Mercutio
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12/7/2013
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Let the rattening commence and cease not until it is December 8th everywhere on this earth.
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Alexis Kennedy
Posts: 1374
12/8/2013
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Saharan wrote:
I would like to submit a public bug report: Rats-on-a-string, Venge-Rat Corpses, Rattus Faber Corpses, and Starveling Cats are not under the Ratness category. This is clearly a massive, game-breaking oversight and needs to be fixed yesterday. This is a joke complaint please note this.
edited by Saharan on 12/8/2013
I have just like totally banned you for not using proper bug-reporting channels.
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Laluzi
Posts: 456
12/8/2013
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I'll have you know that sending rats is an entirely serious endeavor, taken with the utmost of gravity. >:|
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KatarinaNavane
Posts: 462
12/9/2013
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Laluzi wrote:
Polybius wrote:
Reckoning Ratmas
Eaten, that Eaten,
To the Mr in the Eaten.
I don't understand
What your haiku really means
But it's rather nice.
Yours was a haiku
But the first wasn't really
Wrong syllable count
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My art page (much of which is dark, Victorian, and/or full of tentacles): http://www.facebook.com/demonkittydesigns
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Saharan
Posts: 247
12/9/2013
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It saddens me that, from appearances, the Rats of Glory won't be something recurringly obtainable. The game of Pass The Rat (Until It Comes Alive And Mugs You, Scampering Into The Night)™ would have been a brilliant way of settling disputes between people.
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My Saint - My Twitter - My Seeker
"To light one candle to God and another to the Devils is the principle of wisdom."
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