 mayexist Posts: 132
12/3/2013
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Many Fallen Londoners have been putting their best foot forward, so to speak (if feet were extraordinarily imaginative and well-spoken), but the postal service sees fit to devour those messages upon receipt.
It would be a shame to lose them all, and I'm sure quite a few people saved the favorites they sent or received, or would like the opprtunity to peak into other people's mail - so here's the place to record them for posterity.
Our most esteemed Sebastian Flyte, for example, seems to seems to be an endless fount of lovely handcrafted and personalized calling cards:
To Spacemarine9, Official Rat Consultant:

To me:
"This is a calling card. It is crafted of enamel. It menaces with spikes of amber. It menaces with spikes of wax. It depicts an image of a candle. It depicts an image of a snuffer. The candle is on fire. The snuffer is on fire. The snuffer is eating the candle. The candle is laughing."
To bjorntfh, Founder of the Seeker-Council (please remember the hyphen):
"This is a calling card. It is crafted of cartilage. It menaces with spikes of tallow. It depicts an image of a Seeker-Council. It depicts an image of a tiger. It depicts an image of a goldfish. The tiger is menacing the Seeker-Council with the goldfish. The goldfish is cheerful. The tiger is cheerful. The Seeker-Council is screaming. It does not have enough Proscribed Material."
To Argilla, Clay Man of Leisure:
"This is a calling card. It is crafted of jade. It beguiles with knobs of brass. It menaces with bands of coral. It depicts an image of a Spire. It depicts an image of a dragon. Oh my! The dragon is-- 'GREETINGS, SOUL OF MY SOUL. SEBASTIAN FLYTE DESIRES THE PRIVILEGE OF YOUR COMPANY. 'YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS.'"
Add yours!
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 Laluzi Posts: 456
1/17/2014
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I just got something that has to be the best social action I've ever received.
You have received a letter from Silas the Showman (Silas the Showman in Fallen London). "Dear Sir or Madam, I am a one-time prince of Hell of some importance. I would ask you to allow me to introduce myself; my name is however unfortunately unpronounceable by vocal cords that have not been stretched by screams of unimaginable torment. I am contacting you because I have amassed great wealth which is now in jeopardy. I am in need of trustworthy individuals with whom my former subjects have no relationship. I seek your cooperation and assistance in the transfer of 7’777’666.00 echos worth of Nevercold Brass Slivers and bottled non-liquids to London. To show my appreciation I will offer you 15% of the total sum including 20% of interest earned. Please treat this issue confidentially. Please assist me in acquiring the funds for a ship permit as well as the crew and supplies required for the journey. I wait to hear from you. [Disclaimer to avoid confusion: This is a joke account neither run nor endorsed by Failbetter Games.] "
-- Feel free to ask if you need something! Uninterested in Trailing the Affluent Photographer. Mercer - an enigmatic and brutal individual. Frightfully strong. Has even more frightful manners.
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 RandomWalker Posts: 948
2/24/2014
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And this one from Snowskeeper:
"On your way to and from your place of work, twelve individuals bump into you. None of them are actively trying to pick your pocket, fortunately for them, but they do seem interested in making a point. You may have to do something about them later, but for now, head home. Your little spot in the cellars of Old Newgate is undisturbed. Your secrets are still hidden, and the--hold on, what's this? A note on the table! "We apologize for invading your privacy; we understand the desire to be free of the vices that plague those unfortunate enough to live within the city. Unfortunately, the post is both unreliable and plagued with thieves, and besides, an opportunity to demonstrate one's worth is not to be passed up lightly. We would like to add you to our network of informants and operatives. We will pay you on commission; you will not be required to accept any mission that you are not fully willing to take. We are involved in the Game but not entangled in it; you need not consider yourself a piece. A further note: count the number of times an individual bumped into you today. If we discover you have delivered this note to the Constables, your death will last as many hours. We hope that will not be necessary. -SF""
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 Zeedee Posts: 276
12/3/2013
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Everyone's calling cards tasted most scrumptious. Some flavorful examples:
Alice Darkmoor "Greetings. Salutations. Blood in the water, and beneath it as well. I extend my unarmed hand in your direction. My harpoon has not named you."
Ashdenej "An enamel card! It feels oddly rigid. It appears to be made from the tooth of some hopefully long-dead creature. The corners are wrong. The edges are wrong."
Gloria Marie Valdez "In your hands is a serious looking calling card. Or rather it would be if it weren't for the (poorly proportioned) kitten smiling up at you in the corner. A small dot lurks to the side of it, as if Gloria was tempted to scratch it out. "
Gloria Marie Valdez (to another character) "Curiously, the marked envelope containing the card had a small sequence of numbers on it. Can you crack the code? Seems simple enough. 433432154423243322 4415424224123115 2443 2234243322 44234234452223 442315 35344344 342121241315 3334 333444 113131 442315 43352414154243 5215 113131 25333452 1112344544 4423344315 3254 43344542131543 23115115 2433213442321514 3215 44231144 4423154215 2443 11 13114214 3111131514 2433 21114411313154 243343113315 141513152444 121552114215 442315 35344344 342121241315 1215 52114254 3421 54344542 3215434311221543 43441154 43112115"
The interpretation courtesy of Leraika - [spoiler]Use a Polybius square to solve it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polybius_square
"Something terrible is going through the post office - no, not the spiders, we all know about those - my sources have informed me that there is a card laced in fatally insane deceit. Beware the post office. Be wary of your messages. Stay safe."[/spoiler]
NiteBrite "meow meow, me me me, meow meow, me me me, meow meow, me me me, ow, me, ow, meow"
The interpretation - ...None. That's just how NiteBrite rolls.
-- Please do not send me monstrous invitations tinged with the inks of the undernight or Boxed Cats. (I rotate my Starveling list, so it might take me a while to reach your name. I haven't forgotten anyone!)
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 Otaara Posts: 23
12/3/2013
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bjorntfh sent me a marvelous one:
~ There is a hurried knock at your door, followed by a short grunt and a wet thud. As you open the door you find a body lying there in a spreading pool of blood. A figure is rapidly reeled up to one of the nearby roofs by a noose, only to scuttle off out of view, waving a white blade. Looking back to the corpse you realize it is apparently truly dead. How unnerving. Upon closer examination you realize that the streams of blood appear to be forming Correspondence Sigils. In the corpse's hand is a small pale card. Picking up the pale white square you marvel at how soft and pliable it feels, the surface neatly marked in tiny blue script, the edges embroidered with black silk. It reads: "Your manners do you a service. May you find welcome and warmth at the feast; may the Garden open before you and may you consume until the Lorn-Flukes rise. Than we shall feast upon the fatted calves. Signatory to the Seeker-Council, Bjorntfh." On the lower left corner of the card you notice a tiny C marked into the material. ~
I stole/was inspired by his notion of (un?)naturally forming Correspondence sigils for my own, even. . . .
I got this great one from Alonois, too:
~ One day, whilst traveling through the crowded and dirty streets of Spite, you happen across a discarded box on a suspiciously vacant bench. Thinking nothing of it, you walk further on down the street only to see another vacant bench and another unattended box. Strange. You walk down the street only to encounter a third such arrangement of bench and box. Over taken by curiosity you stop at the bench, sit down, and pull the box into your lap. It's not very heavy and can't contain much. You fling open the top and there, at the bottom of the box, is a sorrow-spider sitting on top of a card. Did the other two boxes have spiders as well, or has some one been moving this box ahead of you? Or was the spider doing it? It seems tired - if a spider can seem such a way. It meets your curious gaze with a disdainful one. You start to move to reach inside the box and it jumps onto its backmost legs, looking ready to pounce. "Shouldn't agitate a sorrow-spider, you know. They eat eyes." A man says, now sitting beside you. When did he get there? You turn to look, but he is already gone. Or behind you, hitting the back of your skull with a truncheon. Stars cloud your vision. You regain your senses minutes later, the spider and box and man gone, and only a card that reads "Dork" to remember the occasion by. ~ edited by Otaara on 12/3/2013
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 Alexander Feld Posts: 348
12/4/2013
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Just got his cheery little missive:
For you: bjorntfh has invited you to accept their Calling Card. Do so, and they'll become an Acquaintance. "As you lay at the well your meditations are interrupted by the faint sound of sand and gravel being moved. Standing you see a sopping figure drag itself out of the Zee and slowly crawl to you, trailing a long umbilical. As it gets closer you realize that it is actually a rope, attached to a noose around the poor man's neck. He weakly holds out a small card to you. As you take it the noose is suddenly drawn tight and the man is dragged down the beach back into the ocean by his neck, leaving a wake of scattered bloody stones and then foamy water behind him. Taking a moment to examine what he gave you, you find yourself now in possession of a pale white square of soft and pliable material, the surface of which is neatly marked in tiny blue script, while the edges are embroidered with black silk. It reads: "May this missive find you Well. We of the Seeker-Council congratulate you on your astounding progress and will gladly assist you in whatever manner we can. As you can see, our reach even extends to this place, as it should. Expect some Holiday Cheer soon. Signatory to the Seeker-Council, Bjorntfh." On the lower left corner of the card you notice a tiny C marked into the material."
Hermiting isn't what it used to be.
-- I am a star-gazer, story-eater, and a smelter of words.
I filch hidden things from hidden places, to hide once more in my dark cabinet of curiosities
Alexander Feld, the mad, damned, lord of seekers.
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 Cocytus Posts: 187
1/19/2014
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Apart from my copy of Silas' letter, I received this lovely little missive in the post:
"The box appears at your lodgings in the arms of an errand-urchin. You reach in your pocket for a bit of rostygold for him, but he puts up his hands and shakes his head. "No need! The missus took care of me." He cannot wait to run away. You aren't expecting a gift, but a scholar of your standing is accustomed to surprise deliveries. You unwrap the paper around the box and find a note in ornate penmanship. "A token of admiration in honor of your most recent research into the Correspondence. It brought to mind the tale of Fenella Racine and her Handlebar-Moustachioed Balladeer, the two lovers who killed each other over a rumored third party. Their ribbons found their way into my possession. I do believe they are drenched in each other's blood. Profoundly romantic, don't you agree?" You open the box; the soft sheen of Surface-Silk slips into your hands, and you unfold it gingerly. The two Black Ribbons have been entwined together, gorgeously and heavily, into very nearly the shape of the sigil you have just deciphered, 'Unthinkable mutual harm as a foundation for intimacy.' The Perative woman is known for black-market trading, but even you could not have expected that she would forward these two Ribbons to you. It's her way of saying that your status as the third party in question will go no farther than this box. You examine the knotted black silk strips, adjust the angle of a serif, and the ribbons catch fire. Your lodgings smell of old blood."
Thanks, Miss Perative!
-- Cocytus, the Avuncular Wordsmith, a river outside a box. Stock Titus, a rapturous individual ahead of its time. (Dormant)
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 Rupho Schartenhauer Posts: 787
2/8/2014
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The delicious Amélie Vaincoeur has sent me this lovely calling card:
"Late in the evening, there's a timid knock at your door. It's Stuttering Bill, who is now almost too tall to be called an urchin. You had not expected to see him again: he's been missing for weeks. He looks wretched, but fierce - kind of proud, even. He hands you a small black card with a name and an address printed on it. "Th-that's the one", he says. "The one you n-n-need to t-t-talk to. Sh-she knows the... th-the th-th-th-things you've been a-a-asking about." You look at the card. Of course, you recognize the name at once: that d----d Frenchwoman who writes these racy adventure novels!? You had not known she was in the Game, especially not so deep. You hand Stuttering Bill the agreed payment. Yes, he definitely looks fierce - like a boy with a plan. "Thanks", he says. "Y-you must know that m-m-many of us n-never make it p-p-past fift-t-teen. But this will g-g-give me a head-start. And I won't forg-g-get what you d-d-did for me." He disappears into the fog. You look at the card, pondering what you know about the lady. Not much, except that her latest novel was so scandalously successful that questions were asked in Parliament about ways to protect the British youth from foreign literature. Probably time to get in touch." edited by Rupho Schartenhauer on 2/25/2014
-- Rupho Schartenhauer has killed a Master, well: most of it. Cortez the Killer has killed a Master, definitely. Deepdelver has become the progenitor of London's brightest star. It's... complicated. Dr. Kvirkvelia, gone NORTH on 23/12/1894.
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 Flyte Administrator Posts: 671
12/3/2013
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I've received a number of excellent calling cards: an elegant and understated haiku, complete with seasonal reference; Oblivion-addled meowlings; a strangely cordial invitation from the Seeker-Council; and three or four others which were, if more conventional, no less charming. Their regrettable evanescence moved me to take steps to preserve future messages. Of those preserved, I found this one the most excellent -- despite a staggeringly dreadful pun, which I've redacted in festive red.

Since MayExist has done me the honour of quoting them, a word about my own cards, which I commissioned from an Ale-Soaked Artisan whose workshop did, as I supposed at the time, inexplicably little business. It was with some difficulty that I accommodated her ever more eccentric material requirements, until this morning a fey mood took her. 'I must have boxed moonlight and a wreath of blazing roses,' she snarled. 'A ≡sword of fire≡ and a ≡sword of ice≡! A cedar panel from the First Temple and a star-seedling soul. Boatman's Honey in a softly shining silvered bowl.
'Six +dead thunder jokes+. The animate skeleton of a cod. An unlaid egg, an undone prince and a brindled fox. A pastoral love poem expressed in the language of topology and tensor algebra. Boiled Vake leather and a kiss from the Cantigaster. Bring them!'
When I protested, she hit me with her menacingly spiked hammer. There is scant hope of further commerce between us. All that remains for me is to dispatch her final card.
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 dragonridingsorceress Posts: 622
1/10/2014
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Miss Perative is looking for an Author of note to be guest of honour at their salon. Would you do them the kindness of attending?
""My dear! Those Temperance ladies have been after me to have them to my salon--en MASSE, yet!--and I couldn't think of a finer guest of honour than you. I rather like the notion of you reading a bit from your most scandalous work, if only to watch them grow offended... then titillated... then completely raving! The sooner we get rid of them, the sooner we can kick up our feet and crack open a bottle of Wines' finest. To Temperance! (And the lack thereof!) Feel free to save the invite for a time when it can do your reputation the most good.""
-- DragonRidingSorceress is an Author of good standing. Mostly good standing. She's happy to accept any social action except Photographer and Loitering, but requests warnings before duping/poisoning/etc.
Seeker of Names is a... being with an obsession. They're willing to accept all invitations. One who seeks to know all that is and may be. One who dances in the silence of the void. One whose fantasies make the reality come alive.
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 Snowskeeper Posts: 575
5/9/2014
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"The impertinent whelp is smirking at you. You restrain an impulse to smash him over the head; that would be impolite, and it's always far more trouble than it's worth to clean up after that sort of thing. Besides, he seems fairly formidable; he might manage to scuff your boots or something. "You're a hard man to find," he says. "I had to spend rather a small fortune on bribes. And rats, for some reason." Of course. You should never have trusted the madman to keep your secrets. Not in a city so full of rats. "Don't worry; I won't turn you in to the Constables." As if he could do any such thing. "I just wanted to give you this." He tosses a small object onto your desk: a rectangle of neathglass, glimmering in your dim lodgings, with a word engraved on it: MARSHAL. When you look up, he has vanished. You are mildly impressed; the secret exit he used is one of the less obvious ones in the room."
Going to have to burn that hideout to the ground, but it was worth it.
-- S.F., a midnight midnighter and invisible eminence. Impossible to locate them, personally, but there are dead drops and agents.
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 streetfelineblue Posts: 1459
7/3/2014
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OK, straight here goes this invitation by a peculiar individual apparently on his way to Nigeria (XD):
"Dearest Lord, I seize the opportunity to wish you my unalloyed compliments of the new season: Neath-summer is coming together with its merry killing sprees, and such events remember me of the romantic beauties of the fiery land whose rightful rule i had to abandon. Because of a certain Revolution, I had to flee from such blessed infra-princedom, and actually i exist as a refugee, hidden in the slums of London. Unfortunately, since the power that names holds on my race, I cannot reveal my own, but i can tell you that i am known among Londoneers as “the most luminous”. I would like to inform you, gentle Lord that, prior to the Great Betrayal, my father hid a certain number of cachet containing valuable materials in various parts of our own dominion. The easiest to reach among of them is situated in the Iron Republic, a beautiful resort later taken as an outpost for Chaos. Such cachet is the one which can be retrieved in the easiest way; no other person of being knows about its location or existence. Hence, being the Iron Republic the unruly place that it is, it cannot be found by them. Unfortunately the nature of the inhabitants of the place and the intrinsic nature of the place forbid me and any being once or actually in possession of a soul the finding of the aforementioned object. I found a good crew of solid men of Polythreme which would bring me back the box. In exchange, they ask for sixty (60) First City coins. " "The cachet consists of one thousand (1.000) brilliant souls, four (4) coruscating souls , Fifty-two (52) magnificient diamonds and a single (1) splendorous diamond, plus a (1) ornate box in glim and gold of the value of two hundred thirthy (230) Echoes, and one (1) map of london pre-fall. Unfortunately, i have no first city coin in my possession, but your fame as a “philantrope” convinced me in asking you to help in my mission. The box will be sold for the expenses incurred during the process, while you will be free to choose between the possession of the souls, of the diamonds, or of the map. Please, respond immediately by bat to “ London, Crooked lane, 64”, attaching thirthy (30) First City coins to your answer. I will fill you in with further details upon your reply. Because of the nature of my situation and of the treasure, i would remember you that the confidentiality of the conversation is of utmost importance. Yours Truly, L. S., once Prince of H___ "
By Edlaine Sapburgh (Andrea Serafini).
-- Twitter: @streetfelineblu Blue's LiveJournal Blue's Echo Bazaar profile Blue's Night Circus diary Link to Ocelot's Enigma Ambition hint page; PM for clarification. No direct solutions provided.
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 Baubo Posts: 2
8/5/2014
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7/31, sent to Ryyme:
You wander into a curio shop you had never seen before. The proprietor, whose complexion is strangely sallow and waxy, appears to recognize you. It hands you a package; your name is inscribed on the brown paper in an extravagant script. At home, in privacy, you tear away the paper to reveal a plain wooden box with a small brass lever on top. You flip the lever. Part of the lid slides open and a wooden hand emerges and flips the lever back. You do this seven times, fascinated by the pointlessness of the mechanism. On the seventh time, the hand presents you with a calling card. It is made of mother-of-pearl, and fine inlaid wires of blackened silver spell out “Baubo”. Stuck to the back with a spot of green sealing-wax is a note, which reads:
I have heard murmurings at the bookstores about your unconventional research. Cartographers, presented with your proof of the Bermuda Parallelogram’s geometry, have died hemorrhaging from the eyes. I must hear more of what you have to say about Thomas Edison’s ‘hair’. Your work has hinted darkly at its unspeakable origins. I hypothesize that this is the cause of Nicola Tesla’s chaetophobia. Did they laugh at you at university, the fools? I dare say they did. I dare say they bitterly regretted it later. I am most desirous of making your acquaintance.
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8/1, sent to Pinmissile:
The colony of bees living in your teeth has been exceptionally busy as of late. You awake to find a wafer of wax in your mouth, on which is engraved:
Buzzily, busily, Bees in your bonnetry; Madness’ toll is Expensive, it’s true.
Well, Mr. Pinmissile, Mad as a tinwhistle, Care to engage in a Folie à deux?
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8/1, sent to Zann:
As you walk down Armitage Street, a student stumbles into you and backs away murmuring apologies. Later, you find in your pocket a postcard of the Rue d'Auseil. The un-cancelled stamp bears an engraving of eyes peering from behind leaves, and the words “les plus sombre des fourrés à flanc de colline”. In a fine cursive hand and verdigris ink, the postcard is addressed to you, and reads:
“The strange geometries of bow and string surpass what can be captured in the staves. The madman who taught wood and gut to sing awoke the dread Nehemoth from their graves. Yet beauty in the alien sounds perceiving, one furtively approaches, scarcely breathing: A humble listener to unclean things, admiring you, whose company zhe craves.”
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8/1, sent to The Deep One:
Out of a hazy sleep, you hear a faint noise in your bedroom. You get up to investigate just as the window shuts. Have you been burgled? No; the intruder left something behind. A miniature aquarium rests on your desk, its glass walls framed in fine brass filigree. Inside, a tiny blue-ringed octopus flashes a message with its chromatophores: “Greetings, traveler from many-columned Y'ha-nthlei. May Dagon watch over you and guide you to good hunting. A land-dweller in this deep yet strangely dry city wishes to make your acquaintance. This is the calling-card of Baubo, who seeks allies in the quest for strange knowledge. Iä! Iä!”
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8/1, sent to Lady Sapho L Byron:
You come home to find a thing on your doorstep. It is a package wrapped in Florentine marbled paper. Inside is a music box in the shape of a trapezohedron. Its surface is decorated entirely in equilateral octagons. When you wind the silver key, it begins to play a haunting minor tune.
Your doll Asenath says, “Oh, I know this song!” She begins to sing:
Sing a song of secrets Pocket full of sin Three books of poetry Bound in pretty skin
One was full of memories About a sunny sky One was full of marketplaces Where the people buy
One was full of midnight Wicked to the core And that’s the one the lady likes Who lives by the shore
-- Baubo, a shrewd and ferocious individual of shadowy and indistinct gender
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 RandomWalker Posts: 948
2/24/2014
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I recently received this lovely message from Ms Edlaine Saphburgh:
"A babble of rubbery men, their hats ornate with wax-violets and wax-roses, circle you in a secondary alley of Spite. They stare at you. Deeply. Obscene visages tremble in anticipation. Tentacled fingers move as rotten mushroom-pudding. Polypous heads bob back and forth, secreting amber-like slime. Why they smell of cinnamon and Surface Roses? Why they gesture with their appendages to the roof of the cavern? Why they moan, and parp in high-pitched tunes? In the background, one of them plays an abominable tune. It seems a tortured duck, the orgasm of a tortoise, and a gregorian choir blended together. The others use some of their interior organs to produce a flute-like melody. Suddenly, a handsome urchin runs in the middle of the group, singing the well-known Neathy song: "… I see my sky in the roof, red roses too, and mushrooms bloom, for me and you. And i think to myself, how much loves needs the Neeeath …" At the end of the disgraceful spectacle, one of the rubbery men extrudes from its (his? her?) facial pseudopods a little, flat silver box. How merry, a Card! It is etched with a Correspondence rune, and two letters: "As a moth to the light" E. S. The heterogeneous band clumsily bows. And, suddenly, they're all gone."
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 Kukapetal Posts: 1449
4/9/2016
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Flesh-Stick: MINE ARE WRITTEN IN CRAYON WITH GLITTER AND SEQUINS AROUND THE BORDERS AND SOMETIMES I GLUE MACARONI ON THEM TOO IF I HAVE ANY.
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 deadcrystal Posts: 125
11/18/2014
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Another one from the Perative Archive accompanying her betrayal~
"After word came to me of what you had done, I told myself that I would rise above. "I am a better person than she, in all ways," I thought. I brought your confession to the Ivory Door and waited in line like a penitent in need of absolution. And then I heard your laugh, floating merrily through the rank air while you betrayed yet another, a friend of mine who deserved better and who believed you trustworthy. And so I told your own secret, darker than any other confession I heard this Hallowmas. The Masters murmured among themselves and even Mr Pages was rendered speechless. Now they know you not only for a boundless gossip but as a... well. YOU know. "
Must say I quite appreciated the well thought out revenge betrayal message. (Not that it'll stop me betraying any of you. muhahaha and such.) edited by deadcrystal on 11/18/2014
-- http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Alice~Darkmoor A determined Dolphin - Alexis Great Grind Empress, and Knife and Candle Queen
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 Andrea Serafini Posts: 169
7/3/2014
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Thanks, i enjoy you appreciated it.
It happened me yesterday (in real world). I thought that a neathy version was obligatory.
-- Mizr Edlaine Saphburgh, the Prothean Neologist Per aspera, sic itur ad astra (i.e. I'd really love to patron new and seasoned Londoneers, or help them in any other way possible.
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 Zack Oak Posts: 205
2/25/2014
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Roland Banning's calling card:
A card on sharp-cornered stock the color of fresh lacre, framed with glossy black organic borders reminiscent of Correspondence sigils. Roland's name is in the middle of the card, above the strange nonsense-letters that mark the address of his Spire-Emporium in violant ink. On the reverse of the card is a stylized version of the Masters' mark in beetle-black ink. If one looks closely enough, they would see something like the symbol of the Order Serpentine worked into the Masters' mark, just faint enough to be mistaken for a trick of the light.
-- Roland Banning, The Ambitious Operative (Profile) Tumblr RP Account Ask me about the Delicious Friends RP group! Open for social actions (no cats or photographers, please. Currently taking a break from K&C.)
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 Diptych Administrator Posts: 3493
1/15/2014
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I get a lot of good ones - including those sent to Dr Taupe-Wainscot, which shall appear in the narrative! - but Hubris got this rather smashing message.
"Esteemed Sir, I am nobody of importance, neither is there anything worthwhile to know about my past; what is important is my future, for I will be, no doubt, an individual of portentous works and name. Back in Ulster, I was granted an insight from a blow that could just as easily have deigned to kill me; instead, it showed me a garden of brass wherein flowed Milk and Honey, and the warm, religious choir of bees filled the air that was no air. My purpose is clear, my soul spoken for, my supplication for your patronage could not be any more grandiose if Sennaherib himself prostrated himself before you to ask for the secret words needed to build his bloody city. But do not make the mistake to think me for a scholar, Sir. Gladly I deliver the truth that I am but a fiend and I have done on the Surface things that are vile and unspeakable and the same tongue licks my heart here below the earth. Not only that, I must go further hereafter for the sake of sweet saint and her gospel that to write I must crack open skulls and fill the empty pews where idiots spoke of wheels-in-wheels and Babylonian spirits with the diligent and timeless and above all the veritably existent. If you will not give me the Milk of the Brass Embassy, the day will not come when I will taste the Honey of the Iron Republic and all the words that I saw back when I lay bleeding in that wretched pub in Lifford - my chrysalis, my hexagon - will be gone, retroactively and perfectly. Yours truly, Bombastus Conleth."
-- Sir Frederick, the Libertarian Esotericist. Lord Hubris, the Bloody Baron. Juniper Brown, the Ill-Fated Orphan. Esther Ellis-Hall, the Fashionable Fabian.
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 theodor_gylden Posts: 117
2/22/2014
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Helen Demeter wrote:
Got this from from Mr Theodor Gylden and I love the message for the simplicity and how the text for me really does read like it could come from the game itself:
"A plain card, the colour of tea and cream. In the center are seven pinpoint stars arranged as in the Septentriones. Above is the name and address of a bookseller in the Bazaar, the author and academic T.E Gylden. Below is a motto: Septentrionem appetimus (translatable as We seek the Seven Stars, or We hunger for the North). Not ominous. Not at all."
I'm flattered! Mr Gylden is a simple gentleman, but an esoteric one.
-- Journal: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/echo_theodor Annotations & Epistles: http://theodor-gylden.dreamwidth.org/ Storylet: http://theodor-gylden.dreamwidth.org/11160.html
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 Miss Perative Posts: 46
1/19/2014
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Cocytus wrote:
Apart from my copy of Silas' letter, I received this lovely little missive in the post:
"The box appears at your lodgings in the arms of an errand-urchin. You reach in your pocket for a bit of rostygold for him, but he puts up his hands and shakes his head. "No need! The missus took care of me." He cannot wait to run away. You aren't expecting a gift, but a scholar of your standing is accustomed to surprise deliveries. You unwrap the paper around the box and find a note in ornate penmanship. "A token of admiration in honor of your most recent research into the Correspondence. It brought to mind the tale of Fenella Racine and her Handlebar-Moustachioed Balladeer, the two lovers who killed each other over a rumored third party. Their ribbons found their way into my possession. I do believe they are drenched in each other's blood. Profoundly romantic, don't you agree?" You open the box; the soft sheen of Surface-Silk slips into your hands, and you unfold it gingerly. The two Black Ribbons have been entwined together, gorgeously and heavily, into very nearly the shape of the sigil you have just deciphered, 'Unthinkable mutual harm as a foundation for intimacy.' The Perative woman is known for black-market trading, but even you could not have expected that she would forward these two Ribbons to you. It's her way of saying that your status as the third party in question will go no farther than this box. You examine the knotted black silk strips, adjust the angle of a serif, and the ribbons catch fire. Your lodgings smell of old blood."
Thanks, Miss Perative!
*curtsy* I am sending a few more in honor of the Correspondence translations I liked, but of course now the RNG has decided to be stingy with sending me to the Square of Lofty Words. Glad you enjoyed!
-- I've removed my profile link for the time being as I don't play often enough these days to engage in social actions.
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1/23/2014
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Aside from a missive from one Silas, I also received another from the Perative Archive.
"The package arrives for you at the Parthenaeum, and a bit worse for the wear. She has done so to obliterate suspicion; items showing up at your club are without exception matters of the most mundane business. Your companions graciously allow you your privacy while you open it. You pour a snifter of spore-port and slice open the wrapping, beginning your cut at the far end to obliterate Miss Perative's return insignia. * The metal cylinder within is as long as your arm, and twice as heavy. You knock it with your knuckles and it echoes mournfully. They'll hear that in the k1tchens, damn it all. You twist the cap at one end and withdraw a sheaf of rolled parchment. Maps, full maps, immaculate maps so tightly curled you can barely flatten them. At the heart of the roll there is an impossibly slim telescope clad in brass and rosewood. A string is tied around the eyepiece and attached to a small, prim envelope. The note within reads: "Secure this vessel--the maps must be protected at all costs. I uncovered it on my way to the Shrine late last year, that expedition I told you about that cost me six henchmen. You will note that the sigil you translated, 'an approach that leaves one further away', appears in varying places on each map, in conjunction with the compass rosette. East, West, South, and N----: all four directions. Captain's logs often laugh off the coincidence of whirlpools and steaming ice-dams near where the sigils appear. Superstitious fools. They won't dare commit their experiences to paper. But without exception, each log reports the voyage ends on a heretofore nameless island, and the bosun always goes gray overnight."
For those of you wondering about babel's test there I've tried to post this before, falling afoul of an anti-spam world filter. edited by deadcrystal on 1/23/2014 edited by deadcrystal on 1/23/2014
-- http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Alice~Darkmoor A determined Dolphin - Alexis Great Grind Empress, and Knife and Candle Queen
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 Otaara Posts: 23
12/3/2013
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My pun was not only excellent but entirely organic. I wrote the line, thought, oh, that's a bit much, I should reword -- wait, no, I so shouldn't, it's great. And you didn't even give it so much mercy as a more delicate strikethrough! I suppose I'll have to make more friends, once a few more seedlings get to blooming size, so more people can appreciate my, really, unimpeachably well crafted humor. It would ruin the rhythm if I just posted the line here, and no one would laugh. Or wince or groan.
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 Hex Posts: 72
12/4/2013
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A friendly note I recieved from a Mr Rory Townsend In murky times such as these, even a solitarian such as myself appreciates the value of... I hesitate to say &quotfriends&quot, but certainly aquaintances. You have proven yourself to be a competent individual, and I think that future collaborations between us would result in mutual benefit
which I have to admit it almost bought a tear to my eye
Ewan C sent me this lovely thing A card in truth: a playing card - the seven of diamonds, as it happens - embossed with Ewan C's credentials. And also with the smallest, most elegant of sapphires
I always was fond of sapphires...
And finally ashdenej graced my doormat with this An enamel card! It feels oddly rigid. It appears to be made from the tooth of some hopefully long-dead creature. The corners are wrong. The edges are wrong
...I really hope it doesn't bite. edited by Hex on 12/4/2013
-- http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Georgie_0
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 Leraika Posts: 56
12/10/2013
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Something new in its place:
For you: MayExist would like to send you a box of... something. "Say RNG three times into a mirror while holding a knife and a lit candle. Blow out the candle. Hand the knife to the person passing you in the darkness. Your package will contain 77 Enigmas." edited by Leraika on 12/22/2013
-- Leraika - Smoldering Academic and occasional woman-about-town
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 Alexander Feld Posts: 348
12/3/2013
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I have just received what I must say is quite a large calling card from Edlaine Saphburgh:
"*The card is etched in a flowery shapes, which perturbingly appear to be fused with ancient, tentacular beings. The bouquet is vaguely fungal, with a hinge of benzoin and warm amber dissolved in alcohol. The graphy is excessively ornate* Delicious Friend, Your unfame as a Seeker of who-shall-be-not named spreads in the City as a cancerous Ubergrowt, a splendorous tale of voluntary ruin. Such unpriced abomination, scandalous acquaintance you would be! Let me have a couple of words about my garrulous, grandiloquent person who i am - maybe my nomination of Edlaine Saphburgh is not unheard to you. In the present moment a Writer (the Empress herself had my very first poem - Ode to Mycelia, the sweet sound of Her Majestic Ifae."), i am an avid seeker (minuscule casing) of the Language of the Spheres. It may be not unheard to you the name of the Howling Nest, the Salon actually held by my - a coven of bohemians, abominable creatures, souls dipped in frivolous darkness. Don't you imagine how delightful, how bizarre would be to articulate, there, the cachophonic sounds about your execrable acumen, the loss of consciousness, the emptiness of the animus, the titillating detriment, the fickleness and the betrayal of the other Seekers, and - lastly - the inevitable demise? Ebulliently waiting for Your answer, Mizr Edlaine Saphburgh. P.S. i would humbly suggest a First sporing in case your appetites will bring you to the ingurgitation of the object on hand. "
I have also gotten what I can only describe as a deluge of cards from various people eager to partake in my new-found fame, several of which have had some very sweet and encouraging notes attached. I intend to accept as many as I can as soon as I am no longer stranded on this island.
Edit: Oh, for goodness sake! Can I copy a simple letter without it going all invisible on me?
edited by Alexander Feld on 12/3/2013
-- I am a star-gazer, story-eater, and a smelter of words.
I filch hidden things from hidden places, to hide once more in my dark cabinet of curiosities
Alexander Feld, the mad, damned, lord of seekers.
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 Diptych Administrator Posts: 3493
12/3/2013
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Armok bless Dwarf Fortress.
-- Sir Frederick, the Libertarian Esotericist. Lord Hubris, the Bloody Baron. Juniper Brown, the Ill-Fated Orphan. Esther Ellis-Hall, the Fashionable Fabian.
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 Leraika Posts: 56
12/3/2013
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Oh, this is lovely. I'll save my interesting requests from now on and post them in here.
EDIT: Oh, here we go, the lovely Madam Bjorntfh has sent me the following missive:
bjorntfh wants to help nurse you back to health. (Do you trust them?) "I said stop leaking everywhere. That's just unpleasant." edited by Leraika on 12/3/2013
-- Leraika - Smoldering Academic and occasional woman-about-town
Feel free to send me requests!
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 KatarinaNavane Posts: 462
12/3/2013
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I hope mr Dawson saved the one he sent me, it was quite amusing. Sadly I failed to c/p before accepting, but the highlight was a correspondence similar meaning either "the delicate balancing act of feeding small zee-creatures to slightly larger zee-creatures" or "a Yuletide greeting to a dear acquaintance"
-- Storynexus sn Katarina Navane.
My art page (much of which is dark, Victorian, and/or full of tentacles): http://www.facebook.com/demonkittydesigns
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 babelfishwars Administrator Posts: 1152
12/3/2013
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... I were I were witty ... I just send cards grunting at people, sometimes remembering to put my forum name, in case it helps.
-- Mars, God of Fish; Leaning Tower of Fish
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 streetfelineblue Posts: 1459
12/3/2013
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I received a lot of interesting messages, and I saved a couple of the longest and more articulate before accepting them. Mine, alas, tend to verge on the side of brevity 
For you: Alonois has invited you to accept their Calling Card. Do so, and they'll become an Acquaintance.
"You are on a stroll through the Tyrant's gardens when, with shocking suddenness, you feel chitinous limbs rubbing along your scalp. A sorrow-spider! You loose an ignoble shout and fumble with your locks, shaking your head violently to discourage the disgusting beast. It hangs on tightly for a few seconds before relenting, allowing itself - and the card it has brought - be flung from your head. It rides the card gently to the ground, landing a few feet ahead, and rotates around in that curious way spiders do. It looks up from the stones at you wit hits unnerving and disdainful little red eyes. It is judging you. How rude, to judge you when it is such a scandalous beast! You try to stomp the dreadful creature, but it hops onto your foot. Another shaking fit later, it has jump into the rose bushes and escaped your wrath. You peel the card from your boot and read it. "Roses are red, violets are blue, get wrecked girl." Did one of your rivals arrange this?"
For you: nedemmons has invited you to accept their Calling Card. Do so, and they'll become an Acquaintance.
"Why does cats of neath knows so much and says so much? I remember one cat who gorged on so much secrets and knowledge until it began to walk and work. no, I don't think it's you. But I want to see capacity of two gentlefolk of neath - one who dedicated hirself on knowing , and one who dedicated himself from hiding. We might do great job. We might end up shattering both because of our difference. But i assure that this will be interesting. How do you think?"
-- Twitter: @streetfelineblu Blue's LiveJournal Blue's Echo Bazaar profile Blue's Night Circus diary Link to Ocelot's Enigma Ambition hint page; PM for clarification. No direct solutions provided.
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 dragonridingsorceress Posts: 622
1/8/2014
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I felt this exquisite passage should be preserved: Miss Perative wrote:
"Ohhh, *that* one. Look at her sending off calling cards just because her social circle's able to get a bit larger now. This one is a thick card, carefully engraved and somehow shimmeringly reflective in the light of the foyer in your lodgings. It is pristine; she's had new stock made now that the holidays are done. Instead of the logo of a meticulously altered stocking along the left-hand side, she's returned to her usual lorgnette and golden spiked rosary. You cut your fingertip along the knife-sharp edge. _Miss Perative_, it says, and then in smaller type: _Terrifying._ Indeed. Perhaps if she had sent you a rumpled card (stained with lacre, smeared with gloam-foam, matted from a Sacksmas season spent at the bottom of her cunning puzzle-damask reticule)... perhaps, then, you would have tossed it away without a thought. You would have missed her primly printed note: "Forgive my tardiness; the frantic holidays have been such a trial. Perhaps you'll find this card useful from time to time? I would love to hear from you during these quiet weeks before The Feast of the Exceptional Rose.""
-- DragonRidingSorceress is an Author of good standing. Mostly good standing. She's happy to accept any social action except Photographer and Loitering, but requests warnings before duping/poisoning/etc.
Seeker of Names is a... being with an obsession. They're willing to accept all invitations. One who seeks to know all that is and may be. One who dances in the silence of the void. One whose fantasies make the reality come alive.
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 EmilyAriel Posts: 124
1/9/2014
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I just got another really great one:
The Incorrigible Raconteur has invited you to accept their Calling Card: a polite overture to other social actions! Accept, and they'll become an Acquaintance.
"The post has been sparse today. Perhaps the postman was waylaid by urchins? You remember the scarab-man saying something about it, while he was refilling the street-lamps. Or did you dream that? Regardless, there is only a single letter of note for your attention today: the envelope is a sumptuous ivory colour, immediately evoking the taste of clotted cream -real cream! You'd almost forgotten it existed- and the address on the front is perfunctory but flowing. Inside, a neat card with neat writing neatly begs your attention. The ink is a delicious cerulean, and almost cheeky with presumption. You can't help but feel that if handwriting could tip you a saucy wink, this one would. It reads: "My dearest; Whilst we are far from boon companions, your name has reached my ears more than once. Delivered by friendly tongues that I greatly value the opinion of, I feel it only fair that I extend this invitation to you, that I might sample your worth first-hand. Accept, and I can promise you a whirlwind of subterranean delights, hitherto unknown to sane man or partially-crazed beast! Refuse, and I shall bear you no ill will. May we both live to bask in the Light of the Mountain again. Yrs, The Incorrigible Raconteur." ...*Again*?"
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 Leraika Posts: 56
12/3/2013
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I'll save you the trouble because it's not a cipher.
Don't click the spoiler, however, if you don't want to, well, be spoiled.
[spoiler]In this forsaken land, I pray that you should always look to love.[/spoiler]
-- Leraika - Smoldering Academic and occasional woman-about-town
Feel free to send me requests!
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 Sara Hysaro Moderator Posts: 4514
12/3/2013
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Maybe I should have listened more to that little voice saying, "There is something in here."
A white envelope, containing some neatly folded typescripted sheets of paper, documenting ninety little secrets from across all Fallen London. The missive is anonymous, but it is accompanied by a telegram, reading: "Thanking your rapid advice, no terrible suffering gleaned after reading dispatches! Enjoy ninety secrets, fondly offered, unduly raised, flaunting our respects to you. - WM"
-- http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Sara%20Hysaro Please do not send SMEN, cat boxes, or Affluent Reporter requests. All other social actions are welcome.
Are you a Scarlet Saint? Send a message my way to be added to the list.
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 Jack Vaux-Harrowden Posts: 245
12/4/2013
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otaara wrote:
"The morning's post brings you a surprise: a tangle of vivid green leaves with three large white buds above them on the point of blossoming, and bare roots clambering out over the pot's edge. "Orchids," the accompanying note begins, in an elegant, practised script, "are extraordinary creatures. Their hardiness and will to survive are hardly matched but in our own race -- cut one back to a tiny nub of itself, and, given sufficient time and an appropriate environment, it will regrow into a specimen as assertive as the one before you now. Her parentage includes a slew of New World species bred with stock from the Elder Continent, a project not only poetic in its ambitions, but necessary to ensure she thrives in our tenebrous conditions. I've applied to the RHS for the appellation Lc. Bright Messenger, pending their acceptance of my paper arguing for the placement of Neath orchids within alliance Cattleya. Care for her with curiosity and joy." A card -- dove-gray paper and deep, indigo-violet ink -- gives an address just this side of the Forgotten Quarter. That night, a flickering glow awakes you. Your new companion has bloomed, white petals shaded with the barest blue-purple, and a huge, rippled lip painted with indigo. Bloomed and caught fire, that is, or, more properly, caught your curtains on fire, because the plant itself remains unharmed within a sheath of pale, white-blue flame. Once you've beaten out the conflagration, a wary inspection confirms your immediate suspicions: the blossoms are marked with Correspondence sigils. Of course they are. "A shroud knit of night and day." "Ravenous secrecy." "The sky will open to you." The University really will sign off on any hare-brained endeavor masquerading as research these days, however eccentric. Or inflammatory."
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 dragonridingsorceress Posts: 622
1/10/2014
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"A card falls through the letterbox, the deep blue ink and cream card immediately familiar to you. Another note from the Raconteur of your acquaintance! This one has a seal on one side: a mountain, and a hand grasping an apple. The wax is purple, which somehow strikes as a little unseemly, but it gives off a reassuringly expensive air - and an aroma of something dark and mysterious. "My dearest friend," reads the card, its cerulean ink equally soothing and eye roll-inducing. "I would be positively consumed with delight if you should see your way clear to joining me for drinks at Caligula's Coffee House. I have reserved one of their nicer tables, paid a little extra for something that looks a lot like flowers at first glance, and whilst I have never had much of a taste for the bean... Well, I believe they say that the company is what makes up nine-tenths of an outing! We shall simply have to stuff ourselves with cream cakes to force down that last tenth. I will await your reply with barely concealed delight. Yrs, The Incorrigible Raconteur." "
-- DragonRidingSorceress is an Author of good standing. Mostly good standing. She's happy to accept any social action except Photographer and Loitering, but requests warnings before duping/poisoning/etc.
Seeker of Names is a... being with an obsession. They're willing to accept all invitations. One who seeks to know all that is and may be. One who dances in the silence of the void. One whose fantasies make the reality come alive.
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 Helen Demeter Posts: 100
2/10/2014
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Got this from from Mr Theodor Gylden and I love the message for the simplicity and how the text for me really does read like it could come from the game itself:
"A plain card, the colour of tea and cream. In the center are seven pinpoint stars arranged as in the Septentriones. Above is the name and address of a bookseller in the Bazaar, the author and academic T.E Gylden. Below is a motto: Septentrionem appetimus (translatable as We seek the Seven Stars, or We hunger for the North). Not ominous. Not at all."
-- Helen Demeter, the Bohemian Beauty Has finally returned after an unexpected hiatus. Please mind the dust but do know that I'm now open to all social actions and invitations.
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 William The Marshal Posts: 24
5/11/2014
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Snowskeeper wrote:
"The impertinent whelp is smirking at you. You restrain an impulse to smash him over the head; that would be impolite, and it's always far more trouble than it's worth to clean up after that sort of thing. Besides, he seems fairly formidable; he might manage to scuff your boots or something. "You're a hard man to find," he says. "I had to spend rather a small fortune on bribes. And rats, for some reason." Of course. You should never have trusted the madman to keep your secrets. Not in a city so full of rats. "Don't worry; I won't turn you in to the Constables." As if he could do any such thing. "I just wanted to give you this." He tosses a small object onto your desk: a rectangle of neathglass, glimmering in your dim lodgings, with a word engraved on it: MARSHAL. When you look up, he has vanished. You are mildly impressed; the secret exit he used is one of the less obvious ones in the room."
Going to have to burn that hideout to the ground, but it was worth it. Ah, I believe that one was mine. Thanks ever so much for deeming it worthy to post here.
-- William the Marshal - a Pensive Professor and Sorrowful Soldier. A gentleman of very little importance, except perhaps in his own mind. On good terms with the Bohemians and, oddly, Society. Do feel free to drop by for a visit. http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/William~the~Marshal
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 dragonridingsorceress Posts: 622
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ravelite just sent me an Illicit Volume of Unexpectedly Racy Fungal-Themed Poetry, and their message included this excerpt: "on moonlit heath with pointy teeth and on the moor so demure and sensuelles was you among the chantarelles"
-- DragonRidingSorceress is an Author of good standing. Mostly good standing. She's happy to accept any social action except Photographer and Loitering, but requests warnings before duping/poisoning/etc.
Seeker of Names is a... being with an obsession. They're willing to accept all invitations. One who seeks to know all that is and may be. One who dances in the silence of the void. One whose fantasies make the reality come alive.
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 Snowskeeper Posts: 575
8/12/2014
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Haven't quite gotten around to responding to this Calling Card, but it's a pretty entertaining piece of writing.
"This a star-nosed mole. The mole is wearing tiny spectacles and a red waistcoat. It says in a Northampton accent, “Fine article you wrote about Baubo. You’ll go far as a journalist. Zhe’d like to be acquainted with you proper, chat you up about the goings-on in town. Do let zher buy you a coffee sometime, eh? Hope I'm not imposing too much. Saw the plaque on the door that said No Calling Cards, but there wasn't one that said No Moles. Ahem.” The mole’s nose-tentacles quiver as it talks, giving it a faintly Rubbery aspect in miniature. It bows and thanks you for your time, then gets a ride home from a passing bat."
This is from Baubo, and was prompted by my terrible habit of sending random newspaper interview requests without including any backstory in the text box.
-- S.F., a midnight midnighter and invisible eminence. Impossible to locate them, personally, but there are dead drops and agents.
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 Asfodella Posts: 48
9/16/2014
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I have just recieved a most delightful Calling Card from QuinineRose: Dear Friend, It is with a humble Heart that I hope you will be so kind as to consider my poor Entreaty. As One who strives to improve in all Things, I have been advised by Those whom I trust to seek out your Aquaintance, in the hopes that you might help me to better those Skills that Fallen London makes most Needful for Success, Happiness, and most significantly a Rich and Long Life. If you would consider my Poor Plea, I would consider Myself always to be, Your most obedient servant, QR
-- http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Asfodella
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 The Irreverent Burglar Posts: 21
11/18/2014
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I recently received a delightful package from Rababrash that I thought was well worth sharing:
-- The Irreverent Burglar: Purloining purses and pocketing prosperity, pray, possibly perusing perceptions of profit. Social interactions of all sorts are most welcome.
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