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A candy criminal?
Dmitri Zhiriakov
Posts: 97
3/16/2012
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So today i found myself in a most curious predicament: i was at ms plenty's carnival eating some candy when a pair of burly constables apprehended me! Those ruffians told me that i was too suspicious to be left roaming the streets! I was pretty calm at first-i thought it was some kind of a joke! Yet' when i was thrown in a courtroom and presented with a charge of "candy-eating" i was furious! Can't a man enjoy some spore-tofee in peace? i told the judge that this has to be a mistake, yet, he only smiled and asked me: why was i chewing on it if i wasn't participating in any dangerous and illegal activities? I told him that i merely fought some dangerous fungus near my lodgings and even donated my body to science for a bit- and that's why i was chewing on candy to help me recover. I even presented some witnesses but he just laughed and sent me to prison.
Good citizens of fallen london-how can we tolerate this? Is it really a crime to be eating candy? is it really enough to throw one into jail?
(on that note-it is actually possible to write an epic poem by telling other artists how to "improve" their work and writing scathing reviews. I am not sure how to interpret that.)
edited by Dmitri Zhiriakov on 3/16/2012
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