Rupho Schartenhauer
Posts: 787
2/17/2012
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I know we've had this on Twitter not too long ago, but I thought the Forum could do with an ongoing poll... plus, I've been wanting to compile all information on the Masters in a single thread for a long time. ;-)
Note: It is, of course, not possible to vote for Mr Eaten. This should not need to be explained.
Mr Apples - Fruits, bread, vegetables, barley, horse mushrooms and so forth… Immortality.
This upstanding citizen governs commerce in food, wood and immortality. They say it's an ally of Mr Veils. They say Mr Apples was Mr Barley once.
Certain of the Masters of the Bazaar - Mr Stones, Mr Apples and Mr Wines, and possibly others - seem to have a particular contempt for Egypt and the Egyptological.
Mr Apples operates under many names; in all cases with honesty, economy and efficiency!
"Honesty! Not a speciality of mine, I'm afraid."
Mr Apples keeps a Majestic Pleasure Yacht where it likes to play an Oriental game, much like rummy, but with tiles. Four players. The price for a seat is eye-watering.
Mr Apples can sometimes be met at Mrs Plenty's Carnival, in a very jolly mood, providing very unreliable gossip.
Mr Apples has a secret identity.
Mr Chimes - Welcome, my O so toothsome ones, to the House of Chimes.
Mr Chimes only deals with the most Exceptional of friends. The well-Fated may find their way into the House of Chimes. Be careful, it is not unknown for an individual to have an amazing time and end up gambling away his or her entire fortune.
Mr Chimes allows entry only to those of very particular trades or natures. It might deny a marquis a seat, unless the marquis has a club foot. It might slam the door in the face of the most noted actress, unless she is named for a particular saint.
In an old tower, there is a stopped clock. Within the clock there is a Bell. The Bell is not to be named. Those who feast beneath it, in the House of Chimes, are not to be denied.
The House of Chimes - Those favoured by Mr Chimes meet here, beneath a great and nameless Bell in a leaning clock-tower, the lights of London glittering at their feet like stolen souls.
Note: a current theory is that all the Masters take turns playing 'Mr Chimes'
Mr Cups - Crockery, pottery, sculpture. The frangible and the fine.
Never mention the Second City to the Masters of the Bazaar. Mr Cups will fly into a rage.
Mr Cups does most of its public dealings through the Relickers and their rat companions. Scraps are all one needs to get their attention. It is also rumored it deals in… toys, or something stranger?
Mr Cups and Mr Iron were very interested in the Watchmaker's Daughter. The Albino Rat believes that these two Masters wanted to own her.
Visit Mr. Cups' Splendid Commemorative Ceramics at The Bazaar's Emporium of Educational Curiosities!
Mr Cups has a secret identity.
Mr Fires - Coal, gas, candles. Warm yourself.
Mr Fires, who governs trade in coal, keeps its office at Wolfstack Docks among the warehouses and rowdy dockside pubs.
The British Empire last used press gangs in the dark days when Napoleon prowled the continent. Then they abolished them. Mr Fires rather likes the idea though. Indeed, one should note that Mr Fires especially likes London.
Mr Fires seems to be one of the more unpleasant Masters. It employs especially brutal Neddy Men to deal with dockworkers' strikes. Its offices and warehouses are often the targets of revolutionaries' bombings.
"In my experience there's nothing that cannot be deduced with a big enough stick."
Mr Hearts - Delicious meats, bloods, puddings, joints, chops, sausages. And so forth.
The aficionados of bridge claim to play with Mr Hearts every other Thursday, but they're probably lying.
Mr Hearts is probably enjoying some very special meals in the deeper coils of the Labyrinth of Tigers...
Mr Hearts' Devilled Hearts, swathed in mustard and Oriental peppers, can be bought at Mrs Plenty's Carnival during the Feast of the Exceptional Rose.
Mr. Hearts' Exotic Meats Counter occupies a dark corner of the Emporium for good reason. Warning: entering Mr. Hearts' shop is not for the faint-hearted. In fact, it is not to be advised in general. You will leave hungrier than you enter.
Mr Hearts has a secret identity.
Mr Iron - [Tools, weapons, engines. Adjudicator of the Game-of-Knife-and-Candle.]
Tools, printing-presses, guns, steam-engines: taxes from trade in these are payable to Mr Iron. They say it never speaks, but can write with both hands simultaneously. Certainly Mr Iron used to trade as Mr Bronze.
Never mention the Second City to the Masters of the Bazaar. Mr Iron will say nothing, only write down your name with its left hand.
Mr Cups and Mr Iron were very interested in the Watchmaker's Daughter. The Albino Rat believes that these two Masters wanted to own her.
Meeting Mr Iron at Mrs Plenty's Carnival is very unfortunate.
Mr Mirrors - The frangible and the fine!
They say it's Mr Cups' reflection. Trades in glass and in *quality* secrets. Apparently has its own list of Reliables. Vehemently denies any connection to the House of Mirrors.
Mr Mirrors has a secret identity.
Mr Pages - You want to write it down, eh? You want to talk to me, then. You want to talk to me anyway. I can help.
Mr Pages keeps many lists. One such list are the Reliables. If you are bright enough, it may find you.
Mr Pages runs the Ministry of Public Decency. It has announced a campaign to recover and sequester what it describes as 'pestilent and obstacudent' literature. Whether for destruction or private reading is not made explicit.
Visit Mr. Pages' Educational Picture Postcards and Assorted Souvenir Stationery at The Bazaar's Emporium of Educational Curiosities!
Mr Sacks - Ahahaha. Excuse me. I do beg your pardon. 'Ho ho ho.'
How many people did Mr Sacks put in his bag?
Has been called a 'charlatan' by Mr Spices. But who hasn't?
Mr Spices - Purveyor of spices and sweet smokes. The only reliable source for dreams. Do not accept imitations.
Mr Spices is the only legal provider for Dreams in Fallen London (though Mr Wines might challenge this). Notoriously bad-tempered.
A keen buyer of Touching Love Stories. Apparently has its office in Hollow Street. The drugging of the Stone Pigs seems to fall into its department.
"I would characterise myself and Mr Veils as 'lovely'. I would characterise Mr Wines as 'sometimes unobjectionable'."
Mr Stones - Jewels. Quarrystone. Salt. Blasting Powder. Enough.
Mr Stones was trading as Mr Marble quite recently. Until that trouble with the tomb-colonies.
Certain of the Masters of the Bazaar - Mr Stones, Mr Apples and Mr Wines, and possibly others - seem to have a particular contempt for Egypt and the Egyptological.
Concerning verbosity, Mr Stones can be seen as quite the opposite of Mr Pages. "Buying or chatting?"
Mr Stones is the original owner of a certain mysterious box.
Visit Mr. Stones' Exquisite Gifts and Luxuries at The Bazaar's Emporium of Educational Curiosities! The prices are monstrously expensive.
Mr Veils.
Mr Veils deals with clothing and fabric, and takes a close interest in the silk-weavers of Spite. But not in any of the more dubious activities in the district of Spite! The mere suggestion is slander!
Never mention the Second City to the Masters of the Bazaar. Mr Veils will harangue you for your discourtesy.
Mr. Veils provides a generous endowment to the Royal Bethlehem, to care for the poor souls suffering from a particular affliction of bad dreams.
Visit Mr. Veils' LUXURY SILKS and TAILORED VESTMENTS at The Bazaar's Emporium of Educational Curiosities!
Mr Veils has a secret identity.
Mr Wines - Purveyor of all that is drinkable. And certain other services. The only true merchant of dreams!
Trade in anything drinkable comes under the jurisdiction of Mr Wines. Though it can't be bothered with water. Entertainment, music and the business of the ladies of the evening are also its domain. There's supposed to be some sort of dispute about dreams. Proprietor of infamous revels. The most jolly and festive of the Masters. Proprietor of the Parlour of Virtue.
Never mention the Second City to the Masters of the Bazaar. Mr Wines will look at you narrowly and give you its worst vintage.
Mr Spices once called the Eater-of-Chains 'the result of an oneiromantic experiment that went a tad awry.'
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ApolloFireweaver
Posts: 36
2/18/2012
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I wanted to vote for Mr. Eaten......
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Andrew Zelinske
Posts: 61
2/18/2012
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my vote for the wonderful mr fires has nothing at all to do with the neddy men who paid my sea vessel a visit and kindly inspected it for any damage
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TheThirdPolice
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6/13/2016
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I would record my vote, but I'm busy compiling a list of my favorite flesh-eating bacteria and most cherished genocides.
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dov
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9/5/2017
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Well, Mr Pages is the most adorkable of the Masters.
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theodor_gylden
Posts: 117
2/19/2012
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Patrick Reding wrote:
Everyone wants to know Mr. Eaten's name. But nobody wonders if the other Masters have names. Or perhaps they never survive the asking...
In fact ... http://theodor-gylden.dreamwidth.org/6688.html (Recorded from twitter for prosperity. ETA: Posterity. But given the subject is the Masters of the Bazaar ...)
edited by theodor_gylden on 2/19/2012
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Passionario
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2/18/2012
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*says nothing, just hands in a note labelled "Iron"*
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Patrick Reding
Posts: 440
2/18/2012
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Everyone wants to know Mr. Eaten's name. But nobody wonders if the other Masters have names. Or perhaps they never survive the asking...
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Reused NPC
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9/3/2017
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I have to vote for the literatious fabricatudes of Pages. Sometimes all one needs in life is a little bardious creativitization. He also, of course, has a soft spot for the more seditiofied, steamifous, or other unacknlowledgous works. (The turning in of them, that is.)
...I dunno, how am I doing? This making any sort of sense?
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Rupho Schartenhauer
Posts: 787
6/13/2016
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Wow, thanks for resurrecting this! 
I've taken the liberty to slightly edit my OP from all those years ago, pruning it of outdated information.
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Cortez the Killer has killed a Master, definitely.
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phryne
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6/13/2016
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No love for Mr Cups, apparently. Btw I'm glad Eaten was excluded from this one 
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Lady Jen Black
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9/2/2017
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I adore Mr Pages because he's the Master I've interacted with the most and he's been really kind to Jen as she attempts to climb his list of Reliables. Mr Wines seems more inclined to take her wine and not give her anything in return.
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Little The
Posts: 700
2/18/2012
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It's hard to choose, but I suppose I'd say Mr Apples. Who can pass up immortality? There's also been some interesting speculation that he's Jesus, though how plausible that actually is I do not know.
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CALLNXW
Posts: 116
6/13/2016
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Easy, it's Wines
dude knows how to party
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Ixc
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9/1/2017
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My favorite would be Mr. Wines. I find that he does both awesome and hilarious things, and he seems actually interested in salvation, of a sorts.
Though....
At his revel, why doesn't he just use his own wine?
Truly, I'm split between Mr. Wines and Mr. Pages. But I think that an anarchist's favorite master would be Mr. Eaten, because he'd kill all of them.
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T WO Chandler
Posts: 93
2/23/2012
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ladylikeikneel wrote:
Patrick Reding wrote:
Quil wrote:
Fascinating!
Agreed. Especially Mr. Wines' mention that Mr. Names might be an actual character. Which is all the more reason to vote for Wines.
While the log does definitively state that Mr. Pages is in charge of name-changing and thus dashes my headcanon on that subject to pieces, I am all aquiver with delight at the prospect that my dear Mr. Names is actually a master and not merely a phantom meta-account.
I found the most fascinating part of that conversation to be where Mr. Wines let slip that the Masters didn't always have names. Personally speaking and all.
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crazyroosterman
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9/3/2017
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mr irons for the previously mentioned reason of managing to be incredibly intimidating while saying and doing very little in your encounters with him.
also he's kind enough to put his foot and order you to stop sometimes if you start casually wandering into seeking.
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Daedalus_Falk
Posts: 234
9/5/2017
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Lady Sapho Byron wrote:
Mr Pages has the most votes? Mr Pages who oversees the Ministry of Public Decency. Seriously?
edited by Lady Sapho Byron on 9/5/2017
It's ungentlemanly and unchristian that such a philistine be the most popular of the masters! Execrable I say!
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oblivion
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9/21/2017
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Mr Veils. Precisely because he's awful.
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Patrick Reding
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2/23/2012
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He did cause quite a stir with that, didn't he. Especially when you consider that Mr. Hearts openly speaks of wanting to devour the citizens of London without anyone batting an eye. This is why Mr. Wines remains my favourite.
I don't like Mr. Pages, myself. He speaks like someone trying desperately to appear smarter than they actually are. And while I appreciate the need for censorship in a locale where reading the wrong text can rend your brain into non-metaphorical steaming goop, it still rubs me the wrong way, especially as he severely oversteps his bounds. (Unless the burnings are not actually to destroy the texts, but sacrifice them. Hmm...)
Then should I enjoy him as a villain, then? Not overly, as he feels more morally ambgiuous than sincerely sinister, and although you get to oppose the Ministry semi-frequently, you seldom get opportunities to actually act against it personally. Call me lacking in subtlety, but I'd much rather act against the Thatcheresque villainy of Mr. Fires or the eldritch horror of Mr. Eaten than a doddering censor any day.
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ladymadsci
Posts: 105
2/25/2012
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I have my favorite in Mr. Sacks. Unlike all the other Masters, he speaks in a deep voice, and is almost jolly— yet mysterious. May he enjoy the cutting of St. John's Lily I have him last Neathmas.
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The Master
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6/13/2016
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Robin Alexander wrote:
Ooh, I would vote, but I must have already done so, as I can't so the option to vote . . . if I could vote now, though, my vote would go to Mr Apples for sure
I can never decide if Mr Iron or Hearts/Apples is my favorite, lucky me I already voted on this before so I don't have to think about who to vote for again.
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Patrick Reding
Posts: 440
2/18/2012
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I went with Mr. Wines, as he is both very personable and is the Master most active in the public eye. Certainly he and (probably) Mr. Hearts are the only ones you can deal with directly on a semi-regular basis.
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Urthdigger
Posts: 939
2/18/2012
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Mr Apples seems like a nice enough fellow.
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Owlor
Posts: 152
2/18/2012
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I have to extend my support to dear Mr. Wines, for supplying me with various kind of sins when my spirit was low and I needed it.
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Dave
Posts: 215
2/18/2012
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As this question could alternately be phrased "vote for your twelve least favorite masters" I shall abstain.
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Quil
Posts: 39
2/19/2012
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theodor_gylden wrote:
Patrick Reding wrote:
Everyone wants to know Mr. Eaten's name. But nobody wonders if the other Masters have names. Or perhaps they never survive the asking...
In fact ... http://theodor-gylden.dreamwidth.org/6688.html (Recorded from twitter for prosperity. ETA: Posterity. But given the subject is the Masters of the Bazaar ...)
edited by theodor_gylden on 2/19/2012
Fascinating!
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ladylikeikneel
Posts: 84
2/19/2012
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Patrick Reding wrote:
Quil wrote:
Fascinating!
Agreed. Especially Mr. Wines' mention that Mr. Names might be an actual character. Which is all the more reason to vote for Wines.
While the log does definitively state that Mr. Pages is in charge of name-changing and thus dashes my headcanon on that subject to pieces, I am all aquiver with delight at the prospect that my dear Mr. Names is actually a master and not merely a phantom meta-account.
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Dawson
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2/23/2012
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I voted for Mr Sacks, but I think Mr Iron is an interesting character as well. The never speaking, always writing (with both hands no less) is quite terrifying.
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Curious Fellow
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2/18/2012
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I have to go with Mister Cups, who was the first to warn me to 'ware serpents... even before I knew the meaning of such a warning.
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ladylikeikneel
Posts: 84
2/18/2012
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So is it official that @mr_names is only a directory and not a master of some sort? It's listed on the EBZ wiki with the masters instead of under "meta," which is the only reason I ask.
Personally, I like to imagine that it is a master, more specifically the master in charge of names. In-game you can pay ten fate to change your name, so in my head-canon you are paying Mr. Names to change the name. Mr. Names would also, of course, be the one who assisted Mr. Barley, Mr. Bronze, and Mr. Marble in to becoming Mr. Apples, Mr. Iron, and Mr. Stones.
And it also would be the one who took away the name of a certain someone, and gave it that other, well-known moniker instead...
And because Mr. Pages is so busy with books, I wouldn't be suprised if Mr. Names also handled official documents and registrations, licences, and the like. It is, after all, the list of officialy-sanctioned EBZ accounts.
You likely haven't heard of it because Mr. Names is so dreadfully busy and reclusive. Or well, that's what I tell myself.
(On a more related subject, dear Mr. Wines is my favorite. The Parlour, Sinning Jenny, delicious wine, honey laudanum... what's not to like?)
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Zack Oak
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2/18/2012
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I happen to like Mr Spices. He seems like he'd be a fine fellow to spend time with if you get on well with him. I get a lot of "grumpy recluse who's actually a fascinating individual" vibes from him. Though Mr Pages has been most satisfying to do business with as well, I won't lie there.
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streetfelineblue
Posts: 1459
2/18/2012
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Though I still owe a debt to mr Mirrors, I'm puzzled between the Master I've interacted more on Twitter - mr Wines - and our favorite Santa of the Neath, mr Sacks. I'll vote as soon as I'll have made my mind ^^
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