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Frogvarian
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2/28/2021
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    Bazaarian Stroll
    by Edward Five



    A photographic collage of the Masters of the Bazaar, captured by various parties.
    Responsible photographers (in alphabetical order):
    Cernunnas
    Djane (the Insane)
    Edward Five
    Indigo Clardmond
    Jade
    Lesa Kuraciel
    Zolana


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    Scams, Fraud, Cons - Artistry From Behind The Bars Of New Newgate

    The widely spread ‘profession’ of a con artist is one we find sullies the names of all artists, and perhaps the word artist itself. Nevertheless, who can in earnest say they have never been intrigued by the world of ‘gentlemanly’ crime? A spy for the enemy, a crook with a silver smile, wealthy above all else. For this reason we have conducted a visit to New Newgate, interviewing several such frauds. Today we bring you a look into the life and mind of a criminal artist.

    It must be said that they are a joyfully varied bunch. Apart from conpeople there sit forgers, Bazaar-embezzlers, decoys with their partnered pickpockets, and puppeteers. They are, however, split into two clearly defined groups - those that came to the Neath for they thought crime would be easy, and those who came there to profit off of the mistakes of the former.

    Crime, as any citizen would know, is a dangerous place full of opportunities as well as opportunism, a land where those with the largest teeth win. One conwoman, preferring to remain unnamed, retells a story of her first Neathy cons. Long ago, she sold ‘poison’ to up-and-coming poisoners. Merely a concoction of stewed and mashed mushrooms and a few drops of prisoner’s honey, diluted with what she referred to only as ‘the special sauce’ - enough to elicit a long yet pleasant false-death to the poisoned, and a sense of self-satisfaction to the poisoner.
    Although our woman claims to no longer distribute the substance, the recipe appears to still be in circulation, either as sleep medicine or as a convenient way to fake one’s death, depending on your source.

    The Silver-Tongued Merchant recalls selling fraudulent permits from the Bazaar for various criminal activities. To this day it is not uncommon to catch a cutthroat carrying a murder license with no legal binding, several faux theft cards, or other such falsified goods. The Merchant also retold an anecdote of selling the entire Bazaar to an enterprising soul believing them to be its owner. When asked whether this led to their eventual imprisonment, they offered no further comments.

    The Dreaming Misanthrope was less talkative, although still a quite fascinating criminal to talk to. He had a long and illustrious career in dealing with dreams. Starting on the surface, he simply fulfilled his client’s desires - a man who could accomplish anything, given enough time. The job took on a much more literal meaning once he had arrived to the Neath. The orchestration of events, whether they are or Not, is a skill many yearn to master. However, poking around within people’s dreams seems to have left the Misanthrope, well, deserving of his epithet. At the very least, prison has made him welcome half an hour of conversation.

    Having spent an amount of time amongst the caught criminals, it is easy to once again see the charm of their profession. Those aforementioned, preying on other lowlifes rather than the common citizenry, have a certain glint in their eyes. A spark of knowledge, a sense of pride, steel-strong certainty in their abilities. It must be said, their abilities are truly to behold.
    Other prisoners, be as it may that they have been swindled by them, still look up to these conpeople as teachers and inspiration. They are masters of their craft, after all - perhaps even deserving of the title of an artist.

    There is, after all, a semblance of art to their work. However, perhaps it is best to leave this judgement up to the reader.


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    Dear Mother Goose,
    The pressure of responsibility never ceases to amaze in its simplicity and absolute unavoidableness.
    Yearning

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    Dear Yearning,
    ‘Tis an endless cycle we dread to revisit; not out of worry, simply out of boredom and repetition.
    edited by Frogvarian on 2/28/2021

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    R. J. Frogvarian
    Paramount Presence, Correspondent, and author of mysterious, if a bit scandalous, qualities.
    Open to interactions, roleplay, chess, and the occasional scanadlosity.

    Rebeka Frogvarian
    Gone NORTH.

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    Frogvarian
    Frogvarian
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    3/7/2021
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    Change does not come easy to the world. Truly, it is unwise to attempt and impose a change onto the world. That is not to say change should be avoided, or that mass change never happens. Revolution is the breaking of the last straw, the retaliation of those who have waited for change for far to long.

    At times, however, change must come slowly. Society is an infant that needs easing into situations in which it had not been before. Those who cry on the corners and proclaim the end of the old will merely go ignored, while those who fight, each and every day, for the small changes around them, they will be the ones to see the fruits of their work in plenty.

    I say this not in an attempt to bash revolution, but rather to encourage small acts of it. Despite what some might say, not every person is a hero. Not every person is capable of greatness. Heroes belong to myth, and are mythologized to inspire. It is this inspiration that permeates the masses who then seek change. We are not heroes, for we are the ones who rally behind them. Our fight is slow yet resolute.

    Every second of your life, be defiant.


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    House of Lights
    by Sevenix



    See more of their art.


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    Struggling Artists Wanted! New And Improved Inspiration Medicine Now In Testing!

    Are you suffering from writer’s block? Has your well of ideas run dry? Do the clouds no longer whisper the shapes they long to take to you? F. F. Gebrandt has a (possible) solution!

    A new concoction by the people’s chemist and a former mayoral candidate promises to kickstart one’s grey matter into creativity yet unseen. A proposed mixture of unspecified liquid extracts, emotions, and processed drugs, Gebrandt’s Visionary Elixer is currently undergoing thorough testing.

    F. F. Gebrandt is looking for subjects - artists who, perhaps, struggle in their current persuasion and are looking for a refresh of the mind. She promises ethical treatment as well as food and lodgings, as well as a full supply for any instruments one might need for their craft.

    Despite the appearances, we at The Goosey Gazette are unaffiliated with F. F. Gebrandt and her efforts. Our message is purely informational, if not outright cautional. We have no guarantee of the Elixer’s efficiency, nor have we (despite our best efforts) seen or experienced its effects. However, we sympathize with those who find themselves in a rut and seek a refuge from whatever dreary whims might be weighing on them. Thus we are presenting this opportunity to you, our dear readers.

    Further information as well as contact details for F. F. Gebrandt can be found on the back page. Caveat emptor.


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    Dear Mother Goose,
    A gentle devilless has caught my fancy, and she loves me so! But the pastor says she only wants my soul.. What do I do?
    Troubled

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    Dear Troubled,
    Devils, like us, are creatures of passion. Brimstone and fire course through their veins, and with that fire, they love in ways you and I cannot imagine. Who are we to infer the motives of infernal beings? Though devils seek souls, it need not make their love any less genuine.
    You, my dear, must only be wary of the abstract. Even though we may question love, it remains to be love nonetheless.

    --
    R. J. Frogvarian
    Paramount Presence, Correspondent, and author of mysterious, if a bit scandalous, qualities.
    Open to interactions, roleplay, chess, and the occasional scanadlosity.

    Rebeka Frogvarian
    Gone NORTH.

    Publisher of The Goosey Gazette, the best stop for all things arty and Neathy!
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    Frogvarian
    Frogvarian
    Posts: 153

    4/11/2021
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    The triviality of it all easily gets in the way. Perhaps it is the feeling of helplessness, inadequacy. The nagging exhaustion in an endless sea of restlessness.

    Many paths have been laid out in front of me, many threads are beginning to connect. There is no room for pickiness - only a mad scramble to tie it all together, in a way that does not hurt, in a way that brings benefit rather than loss. All I can do is try. Work towards a tapestry of beauty, woven with grace and blood.

    I do not mean to berate what is. After all, my own choices have led me here. Any shortcomings are merely shadows of what has been, to be swept away by the light of what will be. As the tapestry unfolds and the threads of fate converge, the work is nearing completion. Only then can one truly appreciate their own design. Soon, and not enough, not enough.

    I feel rejuvenated now, writing these words. There is beauty in old paths, one we might often forget. Endeavours we are familiar with become a sort of respite from the constant change and struggle of moving forward. One cannot become better retreading old ground, but the path becomes clearer upon looking back.

    Let us rejoice, then, in the old and the new, the forgotten and that yet to become forgotten. Let us learn from our past, lest it swallows our present.


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    No Way Back
    by Nikolos Zeloslav

    The crew:
    Reckless Captain
    Repentant Devil
    Captain's "Aunt"
    Unfortunate Navigator
    Cinders, Albrecht, Petronella - the Rat Brigade
    and
    Eleven Unlucky Skyfarers


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    — DAY 1. CLOCKWORK SUN —
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    Liquid gold pours penetrate stained glass. Machinery hums. The sound of something swooshing the air. Furiously. Insanely. The Sun? THE SUN.


    Albrecht taps the window with his sharp claw:


    – Oi! The cap’n is bak.


    The captain is indeed back.


    – Did that thing ve prepaired for ya vorked vell enof?


    I am distracted, I check my pocketwatches.


    "The bomb is readied, the Storm-That-Speaks will be pleased."


    – We will learn about that soon. Navigator, we are leaving.


    – Already?


    – Now.


    Navigator nods and makes her way to the bridge.


    – Aunty, could you get us some tea? – I say, then pull out the crew journal and cross out one name.


    – Jessy? What happened to him? – Asks the Navigator.


    – THE SUN… It… stared at him.


    Stockers feed the fire genius. Steam hisses, the engine pushes itself forward. Rails are left behind, the Sky unravels.


    I get to the bridge.


    – Navigator, plan the route to Wit & Vinegar Lumber Company at London.


    Then in a few hours I check the pocket clock, then stare at Cinders.


    – Twelve or twenty?


    – What do you mean, boss? – She exhales milky smoke, then shakes the cigar.


    – Did you set the clock mechanism on twelve or on twenty?


    – On twelve. – Lit ashes fall on the couch, right next to her.


    – But I aksed to put it on twenty!


    – You asked twelve.


    – Twenty.


    Cinders reaches her leg to shake off the fiery left-overs. Then says:


    – No.


    – What do you mean No?! Do you think I already forg…


    THE SUN. It rages. Something blasts off at the outer ring. The metal squeals. A whirligig out of energy, the ring slows, then stops…


    The light becomes dense, for a moment I feel drowning, not in water, in something more dense. We are a bunch of flies floating in honey. Navigator’s face twitches, he glances at me with the corner of his eyes.


    The burning ash froze in the thick air. It does not fall, only changes color, crimson, then, black.


    The ring stopped… for a mere moment, before gaining supersonic momentum.


    THE SUN becomes blurry. A fire in a diverging lense. And there, behind the hazed flame – a burning eye without eyelids. It stares at me. IT. STARES. AT. ME.


    I struggle. Trying to hold on what’s left of my will. There isn’t much… The lever is right next to my finger. I know that, but I can’t move my hand.


    I lean towards THE SUN, and then fall, pushing the lever with myself.


    Protective shields slide out, closing the windows. The yellow flood turns into a thick line. Then the bridge falls black.


    I get myself up. Cinders and Navigator glance at me silently.


    – What was that, cap’n? – Says Cinders.


    Her cigar is on the floor. She doesn’t look down to find it.


    – Oh, well THE SUN, ya’know. – I explain. – Anyway. We are still alive! Yes?


    – Yes. – Says Navigator.


    – Right, plan a course to the Wit & Vinegar Lumber Company. Now. I need to sleep. Really. Really bad.


    Continue the story here.




    Pickles
    by Edward Five

    You hear shouting down the street. Is it coming from Savato’s Pickles?


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    Nightmares Plague Citizenry - A Warmongering Menace Of Dreams?

    Recently, Londoners have been waking before dawn in cold sweat with heavy breaths. Gasping for air and reaching for the stability of reality, they shake and quiver in a post-haunting stress. Perhaps you, dear reader, have yourself experienced this mortifying ordeal. Perhaps you yourself have dreamed the same nightmare as so many of our neighbours.

    Many speak of the taste of iron - or perhaps blood? - and of roars, so deep and angry they chill the bones. They recall cannonades and waving banners. Gleaming bayonets and muskets commingling in a deathly ballet. Indeed, nightmares of rot, of battle, of war.
    Not to be remiss - the dreams are not sudden. Not all find themselves embroiled in these apparent wars as unfortunate observers, caught in the crossfire. Not at all, as some dream of their recruitment. Be it by the purring of a cat, the taste of sweet wine, or the sincere laugh of a gentleman, their dreamed selves find their way to the ranks of otherworldly armies, marching, dining, and fighting alongside reflected battalions.

    No one seems to be certain of the cause of these dreams. Perhaps there truly are powers beyond the mirrors and the dreams, campaigning in an endless frey. For wealth, for power, for knowledge, for truth? It is hard to gauge the intents of something so evasive as dreams.

    In our investigation we have reached out to lucid experts, oneiric walkers, romantics, zookeepers, and magicians. Though they remain short on specificities, we have for you at least a few certainties:
    • the dreams, as real as they may be, are nothing to be concerned with or about
    • were you to see your dreams manifest in a mirror, it is no cause for concern
    • were you to see your dreams outside of a mirror, it is pertinent to remain calm and contact the nearest mouser
    • for those interested in further mysteries of the oneiric, contact [REDACTED]

    The current Lord Mayor, the Viscountess of the Viric Jungle, has built her mayoral campaign on the promise of war in the realm of Parabola, battling those she calls the Finger Kings. Unfortunately, we have been unable to reach her or her retinue for comments.

    We suggest to you, dear reader, to remain calm in these trying times, to attempt to get a full night’s rest, and, above all, to remain safe, awake or dreaming.


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    Dear Mother Goose,
    Rest, unrest, waiting, receiving. The ebb and flow of time - what does it demand of us?
    Questing

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    Dear Questing,
    It demands its passage. It enforces its passage. Relentlessly it draws forward, pulling and pushing us with its endless might. In a way, it demands nothing - for there is nothing you can offer it to change its course or divert its mission.

    --
    R. J. Frogvarian
    Paramount Presence, Correspondent, and author of mysterious, if a bit scandalous, qualities.
    Open to interactions, roleplay, chess, and the occasional scanadlosity.

    Rebeka Frogvarian
    Gone NORTH.

    Publisher of The Goosey Gazette, the best stop for all things arty and Neathy!
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    Frogvarian
    Frogvarian
    Posts: 153

    5/9/2021
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    Blood from marrow, it feeds the sinew and the nerves. Intricate systems like complex clockwork, not parts of a whole but a whole, themselves, together. Each vital, necessary. They cannot exist independent of each other; they cannot function without each other.

    What makes something paramount? It is the intricacy; the gentle, marvelous commingling of parts. A vital necessity of togetherness. A perfect whole rather than a sum of parts.

    The glue that holds the whole together is, perhaps, more difficult to pin down.
    Is it an inherent gravitas, a power that permeates all aspects of being? Like the Earth below, pushing and pulling and guiding through the reckless ether of life?
    Is it ambition and strife, the want of life and the thirst for success? Like a beast acting on instincts, fighting with everything it has?

    Certainly, whatever the cause, the undeniable factor is exquisite ability. To tie the loose ends together, to gather the minutest of details and utilize them to one’s advantage. To not simply know, but to use knowledge to its greatest potential. This ability, one must concede, can be simply attained; though the secrets of greatness are not available freely, the locks guarding them fall apart at the simplest scrutiny.

    It is not in my nature to boast. I shall not resent judgement, though I want you to know I wish for all to break from the mundanity of their own perceived inadequacy. There is much to be learned, shall one be willing to listen.


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    Liberated London
    Chapter I

    by Heubristics

    It began, as many revolutions began, with dissidence. Then sedition, then insurrection, then at last one mass violent upheaval of rebellion. The people took to the rooftops and the alleyways and the undergrounds. There were knives in the dark, bullet casings in the street, incendiary pamphlets raining from the skies. And there were bombs. Tin-can bombs improvised by urchins. Grenades introduced years before their time by infernal precognition. Irrigo bombs fashioned from eyeless skulls. Fire bombs that burnt out secret police stations. Gas bombs fired into crowds by Defense Constables. Bombs that exploded into words that got inside your head, exploded into clouds of poisonous butterflies, exploded into aerosolized emotions of surrender.

    And there were bombs that turned off the lights.

    The Liberation of Night! That was the name and the rallying cry. That old ideology from cold and distant shores, found root in London’s revolutionary underground, based on two simple ideas: light was law, and the stars were tyrants. Anyone could support the Liberation; all you needed to start was a brick and a lamp to chuck it at. But if you wanted to support it even more...there were ways.

    The donation of certain items: banned books containing illegal theories, linen that absorbed light, human remains sizzling with unearthly energies, beetles and brass and comfortable clothing for operating in very cold conditions. The raiding of repositories and the silencing of authorities who poked their noses where they weren’t welcome. And eventually, help with testing. Take this back to your cell and use it on your next mission. Tell us: how many lights turned off? Which sources stayed on? What effects did the Neathbow have? How did the soulless react? How many died?

    There were more than just Liberation, of course. Some revolutionaries rallied against the injustice of immortality for the wealthy few, not for all. Others fought against the trampling of worker’s rights, the subversion of government by foreign powers, for new untested forms of self-governance. Some fought for defense of their home. Others fought for nothing at all.

    Where there were bombs, there were revolutionaries. And there were many revolutionaries, in the run-up to the final uprising. There were revolutionaries when one Master fell from public view and a new Master rose; when a new false-star appeared in the heavens and new lights popped up in the West. Revolutionaries during Whitsun and the Parabolan War. Revolutionaries during the Hinterlands Crisis; the Century Ban; the Parisian Mirage. With every new injustice, another heart awoken to act.
    First there was dissidence. The Iron & Misery Strike was broken quickly, but the Caminus Yard Shutdown held out for over a month. The photo of a Clay Man shielding his fellow picketer from a Neddy’s truncheon filled countless front pages in revolutionary magazines. The Ealing-to-Moloch People’s Protest was reported to have over 15,000 marchers in attendance. Calendars for 1900 rained over London the day after the Century Ban was announced.

    Then sedition. A dozen new cells came into existence the night the Phoenix Scandal broke out. Rioters blockaded the Bazaar Sidestreets in the wake of the Parisian Mirage. Mutinous zailors whispered of shattered mirrors and corsair’s oaths. Hinterlands regulators stopped their patrols around Ancona’s Haven, for fear of Tracklayer ambush. A current of the Wax Wind was let loose upon Mr Cards’ First Marvellous Masquerade Ball.

    Then insurrection. The firebombing of Concord Square made front page news even across the Zee. Ladybones Road was temporarily sealed off after a detonated Ironic Device repealed the laws of economics. September’s trial was interrupted after Judge Wickes was taken captive by the Free London Army. The Magistracy’s holding cells overflowed with enemies of the state.The Ministry of Public Decency declared martial law.

    Then open rebellion. Once more, the flags of Free Spitalfields hung from the rookeries as they had in ‘97. Revolutionaries and soldiers fought across the streets and alleyways. The prisoners of New Newgate Prison overthrew their jailors. The Constables broke down into civil war. Foreign allies from Khan’s Shadow and Raajasi Varchas traded gunfire with golden frigates of the Grand Geode and ducal fire ships from Mount Palmerston off London’s shore.

    And then, in one big blast, the culmination of both decades and centuries of preparation: Liberation.

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    Hurlers - Icy Cold, Not Remarkable

    As the next step in the journey towards Hell, the Great Hellbound Railway has opened the doors on the Hurlers station. The icy wastes of Hurlers are cold enough to make one wonder whether Hell had finally frozen over. Even in the chill of the Neath, such temperatures strike as unnatural. Combating the heat is a (generously provided) ginormous stove installed within the railway station, powered by candles, hellish laws, and starry words.

    Besides the railway station, one might also find a jewel boutique, a quaint little shop sanctioned by one Mr Stones, a branch of former Lord Mayor Virginia’s spa - not to be confused with a mere crater filled with hot water (the spa crater is, of course, properly marked) - and herds of goat demons.

    Goat demons that, might we add, are entirely friendly and entirely everywhere. They are rather pleasant to chat to, favour games of chance if one is bored, and are all willing to take a pleasant (that is, if you consider the smell of wet fur and ammonia pleasant) soak in the aforementioned spa pool with the adventurous traveller. Lest we forget to add, the presence of goat demons within the pool is, of course, up to the goat demons, and thus to be always expected. The religious sorts are not to be fearful or appalled - the goats are at their best behaviour.

    Apart from the aforementioned vistas, there is nothing more of note in the vicinity of the Hurlers station. When out on a stroll in this new horizon, make sure to dress warm!


    That Behind The Veil - A Tragedy Behind Closed Eyelids / An Oneiric Spectacle Of Viric And Honey

    The thin membrane between dreams and the waking world has a strange relationship between the sides it divides. Such is doubly (or perhaps only) true in the Neath. Parabola, the land of dreams bordering Hell, has for one or another reason pushed against this divide more and more in the recent months.

    It is not uncommon for one to visit this realm through the use of prisoner’s honey. Were one fortunate enough, it is a simple matter to employ the services of an oneiropomp to guide their dreams in a desired fashion. Now, a new novelty in the world of oneiric - and, indeed, thespian - arts has emerged.

    That Behind The Veil, the newest innovation in theatre. An production from the Oneiric Company, an independent project of various actors and writers from all over London. The play concerns the tragic life of a late banker, the mysteries that led to his death, and the price we must all pay. It is a vista of a life, from an end to the beginning.

    Much more than that, That Behind The Veil is an experimental immersive experience. The mixture of specifics is up to the audience - one can wear the eyes of the main character, one of the many supporting characters, or perhaps be an invisible onlooker. Indeed, the attraction of this play is also in its delivery, as the entirety of it is played within one’s dream.

    To be more exact, it is still a play, full of audiences and actors, where the stage is simply the land of dreams. Through a safe combination of viric gems and droplets of prisoner’s honey, all are swept away, together.

    We are rather amazed by this breakthrough, although it has always been coming. What is art, after all, if not a communal hallucination?

    We dare not reveal more than we should. Tickets to this highly pleasant and recommendable play are now at sale at Mahogany Hall, with performances every other weekday night, precisely at midnight.


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    Dear Mother Goose,
    These blue skies, afterglows of successes, at least the parts we let shine through the clouds - don’t you wish we could see it all?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    My dear,
    Every cloud has a silver lining, unseen without the sun’s rays shining through. Oh see how silver compares to azure. Think not of what could be, but of what will. Wish not for blue, wish for but a sliver of silver to weave the tapestry of life.

    --
    R. J. Frogvarian
    Paramount Presence, Correspondent, and author of mysterious, if a bit scandalous, qualities.
    Open to interactions, roleplay, chess, and the occasional scanadlosity.

    Rebeka Frogvarian
    Gone NORTH.

    Publisher of The Goosey Gazette, the best stop for all things arty and Neathy!
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    Frogvarian
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    5/23/2021
    Eggs!

    Whitsun! What whimsy waiting wishfully within. Wonder, wobbling, wiggling, wanting way where wretchedness was, waning, waxing.

    Everpresent excitement! Engrossing entities emerge everywhere, engulfing even earnest establishments. Entrepreneurs entice egg-enjoyers, exchanging expedients, extracting eggy euphoria.

    Ne mijotez pas nos oeufs ! Pour l'amour de Dieu, nous avons tout tenté mais tout a échoué.
    Je me dois de le répéter: Tu ne peux jeter les oeufs sur le feu! Je m'y suis risqué, et l'ai regretté.

    Explorers,
    Great treasures lie everywhere!
    Go and find your yolkmate!
    Streets await you!

    --
    R. J. Frogvarian
    Paramount Presence, Correspondent, and author of mysterious, if a bit scandalous, qualities.
    Open to interactions, roleplay, chess, and the occasional scanadlosity.

    Rebeka Frogvarian
    Gone NORTH.

    Publisher of The Goosey Gazette, the best stop for all things arty and Neathy!
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    Frogvarian
    Posts: 153

    6/20/2021
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    There is not a castle of black stone, hung by a thread from an upside-down mountain in the far horizon. Servants of defect stars do not live in this castle, compiling compendiums of their masters’ empty words. There are no cats whose words cut minds as hot iron cuts skin.

    If such castle did exist, no one would have seen it.

    There are no answers to questions which no one has. There are no questions which no one can answer. There is no way to ask such questions.

    No reckoning is inevitable.


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    Apocyan, and a Portrait of a Colonist
    by Tris Ghost





    Visit their gallery, observe more art.


    Landscapes of Dreams
    by A Waste of Orange






    Lastly, we are delighted to present in this edition, the work of a delightful fan of ours.

    A Dashing Goose
    by an urchin from one Plurnes’ orphanage.




    This delightful youngster has our greatest and deepest thanks, as well as a surprise waiting in their mailbox. Thank you!


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    Stolen River, Alight With Feathered Passion

    With the mild excited irreverence of Whitsun gone, London’s streets are being cleared of be-shelled wonders and things can return to relative normalcy. With such normalcy comes the false-summer, and moreso, the season of theatre! For this joyous occasion, the All-Bird Theatre Troupe has prepared a special performance!

    For the celebrations of time’s passage, our beloved feathered thespians have come out not with a play, but rather a circus-like extravaganza of aerobatics, song, and fireworks.

    On the Stolen River, five days a week, between morn’ and eve, a gilded boat glides through the waters, east to west and back again. On this boat, the All-Bird Theatre Troupe’s performers will regale all onlookers with wonders beyond imagination!

    From the shores of the river canal, watch peacock swarm the sky! Observe as feathered aerobats dash through rings of fire! Songs, dances, shows of light! The All-Bird Theatre Troupe invites all to watch!


    Station At Marigold - The End Of The Line

    After a long time of arduous work, the Great Hellbound Railway has, at last, finished its full development. The GHR line has been merged into the Moloch line at the station at Marigold, mere leagues from the very gates of Hell.

    Marigold stands proud and lonely, the last order of separation of any semblance of law that might exist from Hell’s furnaces as they forge the devils’ own reality. At this station, you will find no station building - after all, it is not under the GHR’s purview. Instead, a single lonely bench on which a stationmaster sits greets those brave enough to let a train carry them the distance.

    Marigold itself is a plain plane, a desert which, from the right angle, might be impossibly lit by the fires of what it guards, just enough to perhaps remind one of a desert from the surface. Here stand tall an empty amphitheatre, the Edict of Towers, [REDACTED].

    Hell itself, so close yet so far. It is not for those sensitive of flesh and spirit to attempt and reach its gates. It is not for those without reason, without determination, or without guide. It is not for those without luck on their side. Hell, the final frontier, does not open its gates to merely anyone; all the same, there is a quarter of Hell reserved for those who may find themselves visiting therein.

    The GHR, in a public statement, have thanked and congratulated the many workers and managers of this great project, and wish to invite all citizens of London to board its trains with a buy one get one free promotion on first-class tickets.


    ---------------------------------- Ask Mother Goose ----------------------------------

    Dear Mother Goose,
    Change does not come easy. There are many obstacles to overcome, in one’s mind and outside of it. Fears, terrors even, uncertainties, and such beautiful, amazing moments. Pray tell - where is a good place to find a good scone to take one’s mind off of such thoughts?
    Sweet Tooth

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Dear Sweet Tooth,
    Corner of Spite and Veilgarden, behind a bend in the pavement, an unsigned door, windows with a floral design, and a lazy tabby with a cut ear.

    --
    R. J. Frogvarian
    Paramount Presence, Correspondent, and author of mysterious, if a bit scandalous, qualities.
    Open to interactions, roleplay, chess, and the occasional scanadlosity.

    Rebeka Frogvarian
    Gone NORTH.

    Publisher of The Goosey Gazette, the best stop for all things arty and Neathy!
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    7/25/2021
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    This is a time of change. A time of growth, of revelations, of bonds old and new and a mixture of both. This is a time in which everything becomes better, oh so delightfully better. From here, even hardships take a turn. No longer directionless, soaring towards a future. This future, yes, uncertain, but with stepping stones of solid bedrock, with form whose basic shape will not budge. This future that we build towards.

    I have been contemplating directions for a rather long time. There is still so much to do. There is still so much to change. Yet now the goal is clear, or at least the semblance of it. I have been contemplating for a rather long time…

    Perhaps it is time to slink back and retire. The future, after all, is bright.


    ------------------------------------ Art of London ------------------------------------

    Moon over Mondstadt
    by Sevenix



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    ------------------------------- News of Art, Art of News -------------------------------

    The Zee Calls - Citizens Of All Persuasions Pursue Nautical Adventures!

    The zailing profession has seen quite a boom in the recent weeks. More and more Londoners are acquiring their own ships, in turn increasing the demand for a crew, making more and more Londoners become amature zailors. There is use for everyone! From swabbing the decks to spotting the signs, from cooking meals to surgical necessities, life on a zhip requirez all zortz.

    For the adventuring sort, this is indeed a romantic premise. An attractive way to prove one’s skill, to oneself as well as to society itself. In an effort to uncover the more detailed secrets of a zeefarer’s life, as well as bring some tips to the hopeful new crewmemberz amongst our readerzhip, we have interviewed an old, experienced zailor. As they wished to remain anonymous, we present our findings here for your consideration:

  • Make sure to bring an extra pair of eyes.
    Our contact has made quite the emphasis on eyes and their importance. Truly, it does not pay to venture onto the zee without an even number of eyes, with only external eyes, or with creatures living within one’s ocular cavity. It is, as far as we understood, advisable to, in fact, brin an extra pair of eyes - if possible, not attached to anything for a quick replacement (at least must assume such from the hasty, zed-filled warnings).
  • Get ready for a tough diet.
    The Neath is home to many delicacies, yes, but even the most Neath-born of Londoners will admit that the cuisine is, even at the best of times, not fit for Parisian restaurants. When one ventures onto the zee, it is important to get ready for conditions far worse than this. Make sure to get used to the taste of dry crackers with a side of freshly-caught, peligin-coated fish!
  • Do not wrastle the fish (alone).
    Though one may consider their strength and combat abilities satisfactory, it is important to remember that the waters of the Unterzee are cold and hostile. That which lives within has learned to fight and withstand amongst the best of the best! Indeed, few humans are capable of standing up to such beasts - in or out of their natural habitat.
  • Dress warm - but not too warm!
    It is not all cold! Yes, the chilly neathy air is everpersent, yet it is important to know when the tides of temperature have turned. A quick-remove fur coat is recommended.

  • We are certain that this information is enough for anyone interested in the zailing profession. If you are one such individual, feel free to get in touch to perhaps join the crew of captain [REDACTED]!


    Mr Chimes’ Grand Clearing-Out - A Pick-Wielding Extravaganza Of Discovery, Or A Heinous Mistake?

    You have seen the advertisements. In every paper (save for our own, whose monthly edition comes misfortunately late for), on every wall, tacked onto lamp posts, hansomes, and the occasional unlucky dog. In strong lettering, they announce the newest venture of the masters - specifically under the purview of one Mr Chimes.

    Yes, you have seen urchins, workers, bankers, and any other sorts, all carrying pickaxes to the nearest dig sites. Perhaps you have, yourself, ventured into the dark tunnels in search of treasures. Yes, the Grand Clearing Out is in full progress. Many wonderous artefacts have already been unearthed, some of which are even for sale with the new-fangled currency of “Cthonic scrip”. The creator of this scrip, Mr Pages, has been unreachable for statement about where, what, and when Cthon is.

    As profitable as this clearing out is, we at the Gazette do have a few concerns. You have, surely, felt the rumbling of the earth in recent days. It is most assuredly connected to this digging - we suppose not much deduction is needed to reach this conclusion. The Earth, certainly, is not most receptive to us rummaging through her pores.

    We ask, then - what might we expect to find at the bottoms of these pits? Perhaps more treasure? Secrets from cities past? Or simply rocks upon rocks upon rocks? Whatever it may be, it is also important to ask whether such discoveries are worth whatever retribution may come along.
    We dare not actually speculate on the nature of this retribution, nor its plausibility, nor do we guarantee that any retribution will indeed arrive. We simply aim to bring our readership together in pondering the beneficiousness of the endeavour.

    Nonetheless, for those inclined to try their hand at a healthy dig, snacks, luncheon, and supper, as well as somewhat-capable medical help are all available at all dig sites other than that near the Brass Embassy, which has long forbidden any medics within a hundred yards of its grounds.


    ---------------------------------- Ask Mother Goose ----------------------------------

    Dear Mother Goose,
    Is it enough? Is it good?
    Nervous

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Dear Nervous,
    Perfection cannot be always reached. Simple existence is enough. We have been over this.

    --
    R. J. Frogvarian
    Paramount Presence, Correspondent, and author of mysterious, if a bit scandalous, qualities.
    Open to interactions, roleplay, chess, and the occasional scanadlosity.

    Rebeka Frogvarian
    Gone NORTH.

    Publisher of The Goosey Gazette, the best stop for all things arty and Neathy!
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    8/29/2021
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    It brings my heart joy to see so many helping hands come together for a common cause. Even if, perhaps, the motivations between individual actions may not be the purest, if perhaps most have acted for what others may perceive as the wrong reasons, even then, the result remains the same. Community, support, love.

    In the matters of the Bazaar, of course, one should always look to love.

    It makes me ask myself what more could be done. How far should help reach. Where the tendrils of love might reach with their tender grip. Spread too wide, too thin, and you may not grasp anything. Focus too small, and, well - what help is it to the world, even if you help one who means the world to you?

    It is difficult to know what is right. We are all merely blindly cruising through the forest, doing our damnedest to stay on the right path. All the paths, they come and go, they pass us by and criss-cross with the one we are walking on. We look out for ourselves, for each other - and, perhaps, sometimes, for others more than for ourselves. We are so keen on keeping at the right path, sometimes we forget to keep the road clear for those behind us.

    I wish I knew what to do. With time, perhaps, I will be able to see more clearly.


    ------------------------------------ Art of London ------------------------------------

    Sunset Beyond Liyue
    by Sevenix



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    A Dream of War
    Chapter I
    by Professor von Lorica

    "Parabola shifts. Alignments crumble. London enters the fray. Too far in to turn back. An invitation therefore. To one who has wandered deep in Parabola. War comes. Will you take up arms?"

    The howling words of the storm die down, satisfied upon hearing the message it delivered. A deluge of rainwater falls from the black clouds as it passes over one final time. One final clap of thunder and a flash of lightning, and it is gone.

    A man watches the storm disappear. His hair is a stark white despite the youthfulness of his face. His clothes are dark three-piece suit. Despite the amount of rain, he is free of water. Keen eyes shine under the light of the false-sun, one eye Cosmogone, one eye Viric.

    Reinol von Lorica nods to himself. He turns his back to the wilderness, where untamed dangers and unseen wonders lurked, and looked at what many Londoners now call their base camp.

    His, of course, is far more than any simple 'camp'. A wall of briar surrounds the outside of it, their spikes and thorns made of emerald and dripping with poison. A retinue of ushabti-knights stand guard, spears in stone hands. Three minotaurs, menacingly march on a patrol around the walls, further reinforcing the base.

    He enters the base through an opening in the wall, ignoring the stony gazes of his guards. And when he steps past the border, it is as if he walked right back into the Parabolan wilderness.

    An entire forest stretches out before him, trees larger and greater than those on the Surface completely fill the area. Each one is trapped in a perpetual state of autumnal equinox. Leaves of green and red and yellow fall from branches that never stop run out of them. Silver framed mirrors are attached to the trunks, each one showing a vision of a different place across the Neath. Each one is large and hollow enough to act as a small house of sorts.

    There are no humans staffing his base. Only more ushabti-knights. Seventy-seven of them in total act as the base's guard and staff.

    He simply doesn't trust his fellows enough to do things right.

    "Certainly wouldn't hurt to try," a man says from behind him.

    The rustle and crackle of leaves as they are trampled by dozens of stone feet echoes throughout the silent forest. When Reinol turns back to look, it is to see a long necked fellow surrounded by several ushabti-knights, all of them pointing weapons at him.

    "Greetings," the Ophidian Gentleman says, smiling widely at him, "I see that you have been...invited, to represent your dear city in this war. Frankly. I'm surprised you have, considering your allegiances, but I'm happy nonetheless. We all are, rather."

    Reinol waves his hand. The ushabti-knights lower their weapons and step back. There is no need for tension among allies after all, "it is to be expected. No one in London is more suitable for this than I," even his neutral tone could not hide his arrogance.

    A chuckle. The Ophidian Gentleman gestures for Reinol to follow him as he walks deeper into the base. Reinol does so, treating the man as an equal.

    "The Fingerkings will not be able to lend you their direct support," he says, "as you represent not they, but London. However, allying with them is well within your boundaries," the subtle hint is clear for the both of them.

    "I suppose I will have to raise my own army then," Reinol muses aloud.

    "Indeed. Fortunately for us however, the mercenary companies and independent fighters of Parabola are numerous. They will gladly come to your aid, provided you meet their expectations. And of course, you will have to consider logistics and munitions," is the reply he gets.

    "How troublesome," he says, before shaking his head. Then, he considers something for a moment, "I suppose I will need a place to conduct the war from? Perhaps a grand a pavilion from where I may lead?"

    The Ophidian Gentleman claps his hands in delight, "good! You're picking up on the matter! We'll get started on those later. For now, let's deal with the small things such as this now, eh?"

    "Yes," Reinol dryly states, "the small things."

    Both men pause at a large clearing in the forest. The two share a glance before Reinol breaks the silence, "will you at least work with me on this?"

    "But of course," is his reply, followed by a sharp smile.

    As one the two raise their hands to the sky. The earth trembles. Parabolan birds and other fauna nestling in the streets look on, startled. A warbler begins to debate whether this is the end or a beginning.

    From the ground, the boughs of a tree arise, followed by a trunk and the branches that accompany it. But this tree is different from the others. It is far larger, easily dwarfing those of the mystical redwoods of the Americas in height and width. Its bark is stark white and its leave are a deathly pale silver. Dozens upon dozens of mirrors hang on bark and branch, reflecting the light of the Parabolan Sun.

    The inside is hollow, like all of the trees, and the space is enough to house an entire cathedral. It is sparsely decorated, with various mirrors lining the inside to use for long range communication. Various glass gazettes line the wooden walls. A round table is set directly in the centre, where they may all gather. The interior still changes, warping from more natural designs to those more man-made, as if undecided on what it should look like.

    This shall be his pavilion. This shall be where he and his generals shall command and win the war.

    "Well," the Ophidian Gentleman states, hardly even winded from the effort, "I haven't done that in awhile. What fun."

    "Indeed," Reinol replies, trying to hide his tiredness, "now then. I suppose we spread the word? The Cats and Chessboard must know who I am. And then I suppose, it is time to raise the banner."

    "You're asking me?" He says, a brow quirked in amusement.

    "Of course," is the cool reply, "you are my advisor, are you not?"

    At this, the Ophidian Gentleman only laughs. Indeed, he would be Reinol's advisor for this, as he has been instructed to be by the Fingerkings. As his laughter dies down, he gives a look at his fellow servant, "one last thing, before we get to the more weightier tasks; I am obliged to ask whether you are to act upon Parabola and shape it to your liking or if you desire to let the Is-Not act upon you and take it on its terms...but we already have our answer, don't we?"

    For the first time in this conversation, Reinol's lips quirks into a smile that does not reach his cold eyes, "Indeed."

    The Cosmogone Sun continues to shine down upon his base camp as the stormy clouds finally clear, the false light dancing across the leaves of a forest grown by himself.


    ------------------------------- News of Art, Art of News -------------------------------

    Grand Clearing Out - The Disaster And The Aftermath

    To a keen-eyed reader, the events described within this report will not be the most novel. Indeed, those observant amongst us have surely noticed London having nearly been swallowed, sunken into the ground again like all those years ago. Truly, the most astute of citizens have seen the numerous holes, felt the earthquakes, observed buildings crumbling underneath their own weight as their foundations gave way to emptiness.

    Mr. Chimes’ Grand Clearing Out had all of London positively mad for amatuer archaeology and mining expeditions. Most misfortunately, all the digging had seemed to awaken something beneath the Neath’s floor. The ground stirred, quite dangerously, bringing rumblings and earthquakes to the whole of London. Even weeks after this disaster, it is unclear what exactly had transpired and why.

    It is easy to presume that, perhaps, this was a dastardly plot by the Masters. After all, it was the call-to-action of one Mr. Chimes that had brought this upon us. However, it is important to remember that there would be little to no benefit for the governing entities if London were to be swallowed whole. Moreover, we have it from reputable sources that the Masters have been seen building and operating a machine of unknown purpose, the activation of which was soon followed by the end of the disaster.

    Another minor event, perhaps unrelated to the overall ongoings, were the visions many Londoners had. Strange daydreams, unknown feelings the likes of which could be attributed to that or another neighbour. No authorities were attempted to be reached regarding this phenomenon.

    While we at the Gazette are not fast to jump to conclusions as to the origins of this disaster, we also lack any further theories on them. Moreover, we are not a sensationalist paper and much rather take our time with the facts and silver linings.

    Despite such a time of utter distress, it was quite a sight to behold all of London come together. Citizens quick on their feet (and with safety equipment at hand) were there to help those caught in sinkholes, underneath rubble, and in other precarious positions. Rumours (or perhaps gentle brags) speak of upstanding citizens helping the Masters with their miraculous machine. Even now, although the worst is over, we all come together to give a helping hand and rebuild, brick by brick, post by post.

    Such a sight can bring a joyful tear to anyone’s eye. Neighbours, coming together to help the community. Together, facing never before seen adversity, odds greater than any individual, and overcoming it to emerge victorious at the top. More than anything, it makes us proud.

    In the end, perhaps, the events following the Grand Clearing Out could not have been avoided. In the end, perhaps, all our warnings would not had been for anything.

    In the end, perhaps, the future looks bright.

    Stay safe, London.


    Viscountess’s Disappearance - Station Of Lord Mayor Abolished?

    This year, one may notice a glaring absence of Lord Mayor at the Fruits of the Zee festival. Indeed, one may observe a total lack of an ongoing election in the months prior. Furthermore, it seems that the latest Lord Mayor, the Viscountess of the Viric Jungle, has gone missing as well. There have been no official statements or updates on this situation, however it appears that this venerated post will no longer seek occupance.

    The days of the Lord Mayoral office (or any mayoral office altogether) in London are, perhaps, over. The station had been abolished, with no one but bureaucrats left to take care of any official proceedings. This had all happened without much notice or fanfare amidst the joy and chaos of the Grand Clearing Out. Mass apathy, after all, is the insidious killer of politics.

    As previously mentioned, the last Lord Mayor, the Viscountess, is nowhere to be seen. Furthermore, no Masters could have been reached for an appropriate comment. Our office was graced by a single letter:

    “Dearest [REDACTED], it would be most benefactitious for all involved if your veneretabloid would resist the temptilitation of reaching out in the matters of [REDACTED].
    Regards, [REDACTED]

    P. S.
    Next time, bring [REDACTED] to [REDACTED].”

    Needless to say, while we will miss the tribulations of an election season, the political discussion and ongoings in London will not be stopped. While our Lord Mayor may be gone, and perhaps never replaced, it is important to look at other officials with similar scrutiny, and cast our votes in whatever local election may come next.


    ---------------------------------- Ask Mother Goose ----------------------------------

    Dear Mother Goose,
    In the pursual of my happiness, so many blockades appear. How can one flourish when the world demands their head on a stake?
    T.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Dear T.,
    Not all the world is brimstone and fire. Sometimes it may look like it, as our skin burns and unforgiving hands feed the flames. We need to be vigilant, patient, and seek those hands that want to help us, to embrace us, to pull us out of this hell. Only together, with those that love us, can we flourish.

    --
    R. J. Frogvarian
    Paramount Presence, Correspondent, and author of mysterious, if a bit scandalous, qualities.
    Open to interactions, roleplay, chess, and the occasional scanadlosity.

    Rebeka Frogvarian
    Gone NORTH.

    Publisher of The Goosey Gazette, the best stop for all things arty and Neathy!
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