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Mr Foley
Lady Sapho Byron
Posts: 770
1/25/2018
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Alright, how's everybody? Good! Good! Good! Now, as the Masters probably told you, my name is Mr Eaten, and I am a Motivational Seeker! Now, let's get started by me giving you a little bit of a scenario of what my life is all about! First off, I am incredibly old … I don’t exist … and I live in a well up to the north! Now, you kids are probably saying to yourself, "Now, I'm gonna go out, and I'm gonna get the Neath by the tail, and wrap it around and put it in my pocket!!" Well, I'm here to tell you that you're probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you're not gonna amount to Jack Smiles!!" You're gonna end up being unaccountably peckish, and living in a WELL up to the NORTH!
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Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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