Tystefy
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7/13/2017
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(Just read this. Slowly. Enouncete every word. Because... because.)
----A Message Scrawled on Tystefy's Door ----
Are you kidding me
Are you high as a kite right now Mr Eaten
From all that honey
You better be
I am legit embarrassed and shocked
And you will pay for it
This entire time
I thought
That the Sevenfold Knock
Was actually a stick
Some kind of staff you could use to knock
Because why not
Why did I think it was that
Oh just bang this stick on the door seven times
And Mr Eaten will
---- Otherside of Paper ----
*numerous scribbled passages*
Literally come back from the slow boat ride
For the seventh time
To find out the stick folded into a frisbee
Is a lie
...
I am going North
And I will make him pay
He owes me, like, 77 bucks
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Will sometimes return to post absurdity.
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Kukapetal
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7/13/2017
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We do have an RP board, you know 
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Diptych
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Posts: 3493
7/13/2017
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I have Eaten
the honey
that was in
the well
and which
you were probably
saving
from addicts
Reckon me
it was delicious
so sweet
and go NORTH
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Sir Frederick, the Libertarian Esotericist. Lord Hubris, the Bloody Baron.
Juniper Brown, the Ill-Fated Orphan. Esther Ellis-Hall, the Fashionable Fabian.
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Isaac Zienfried
Posts: 364
7/13/2017
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We didn't even need to win to accomplish our primary goal, I see.
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Isaac Zienfried, 'The Vacillating Belligerent.'
A gentleman of complicated loyalties, complicated morality, and complicated goals.
But really, it's hard to keep things simple down here!
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Anchovies
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7/13/2017
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It's supposedly impossible to fold a knock more than seven times. Wasn't there a Mythbusters episode about that?
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Perhaps our role on this planet is not to worship God — but to create Him.
—Sir Arthur C Clarke
Lionel Anchovies. Character on indefinite hiatus.
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Tystefy
Posts: 450
7/13/2017
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I come back the next day to see that my shattered mind posted this in the wrong sub forum.
Erm... could someone move it to The Bazaar? Pretty please?
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Sara Hysaro
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7/13/2017
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This thread is more of a role-play post than a discussion of the game's mechanics or narrative. Mr Pages' Fabularities is the most fitting place for it.
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Isaac Zienfried
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7/13/2017
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I'm not so sure it's a roleplay post.
I'm not sure it's... anything. Y'know what? We should have a subforum called "Tystefy Threads" and just be done with it. You've never seen so many polls in one place.
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Isaac Zienfried, 'The Vacillating Belligerent.'
A gentleman of complicated loyalties, complicated morality, and complicated goals.
But really, it's hard to keep things simple down here!
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Diptych
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7/13/2017
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Tystefy wrote:
I come back the next day to see that my shattered mind posted this in the wrong sub forum.
Erm... could someone move it to The Bazaar? Pretty please?
That was me. You did put it in the Bazaar - I moved it here because it was more a piece of short modernist verse than a discussion of the game mechanics.
(On reflection, it might also fit the Salons. Either way, definitely not the Bazaar!)
edited by Sir Frederick Tanah-Chook on 7/13/2017
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Sir Frederick, the Libertarian Esotericist. Lord Hubris, the Bloody Baron.
Juniper Brown, the Ill-Fated Orphan. Esther Ellis-Hall, the Fashionable Fabian.
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Tystefy
Posts: 450
7/13/2017
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Another shooking thing happened to me.
Look at the "Who WAS I?" url in my signature.
... I think something is angry.
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Diptych
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7/13/2017
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The garbled post? Known issue with this forum software, caused by hitting the "post" button more than once. Happens to the best of us.
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Juniper Brown, the Ill-Fated Orphan. Esther Ellis-Hall, the Fashionable Fabian.
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