A game of survival, trade and exploration in the universe of Fallen London
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Tystefy
Posts: 450
10/26/2016
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Since the achievements are currently disabled, I randomly thought up some of my own! Feel free to add and whatnot.
- Save a postman from their fate in Nuncio. (Clarify: Not the rat!)
- Make fun of the Revenue Man for not confiscating your Red Honey shipment.
- Become a candle.
- "SAY, didn't you leave port a minute ago? Why are you back so soon?"
- Find The Eye...
-... and dive into it.
- Acquire your Father's Bones...
-... without resorting to unsavory hungers.
- Leave London in ruins and don't look back.
- Overthrow The Trai- ... Her Enduring Majesty.
- Worship the Sun god...
-... and, perhaps, die to it.
- Give up everything...
-... and still win.
- Defeat Mt. Nomad.
- Kill the Eater-of-Names.
- Capsize the Constant Companion.
- Burn the Tree of Ages.
- Democratize death.
- Write a masterpiece. Don't retire.
- Have a puff of the best cigar ever.
- Craft the Bazaar's bizarre rocket ship.
- Eat an apple.
- Eat a white fish.
- Have some free sherry...
- ... repeatedly.
- Inherit your Father's Bones. Go on, try it.
- Go North...
- ... and keep going.
- Transport 500+ sphinxstone in one captain's lifetime.
- Edit the game files.
- Successfully edit the game files.
- Recruit nobody...
- ... and introduce them to Nobody.
- Buy a glim-light and realize it's true potential.
- Equip a ship with 3 guns.
- Steer with the maximum efficiency of 65% at once.
- Legitimately consider the moral choices you're presented with.
- Trade 100+ units of coffee at once when they only needed 1 more.
- Go mad.
- Eat your crew.
- Die.
- Die again.
- Die again. Again.
- Die again, perhaps underwater this time. You gotta keep it interesting, you know.
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Optimatum
Posts: 3666
10/26/2016
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Marsha Glade wrote:
Umm, I have a few questions about going for some of those achievements... (bold and in italics)
-Save a postman from their fate in Nuncio. (Clarify: Not the rat!)
You can do that? I thought it was just a really bad post office where nothing could be done.
Ever brought a Blemmigan along?
- Become a candle.
How?
[A RECKONING SHALL NOT BE POSTPONED INDEFINITELY]
- Craft the Bazaar's bizarre rocket ship.
That's a quest? Where the hell do I find that? Unless you mean the Merchant Venturer and his bizarre plan to escape via Avid Horizon
Rocket ship isn't quite accurate, but heard of the Stone Pigs?
- Have some free sherry...
- ... repeatedly.
Chapel of Lights?
Pretty sure this is referring to the Philanthropist.
- Transport 500+ sphinxstone in one captain's lifetime.
There's a problem with the Sphinxstone achievement: The number of shipments are limited. I think the best you can get in one lifetime, if you're lucky is about 200-250 units.
Entirely doable. The number of shipments may be limited, but the shipment size doesn't affect when you get locked out and the number of shipments is partially random. Excluding partial shipments I count a potential maximum of 1100 Sphinxstone for one captain.
- Steer with the maximum efficiency of 65% at once.
You mean normal steering?
Fuel efficiency, I think.
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Optimatum
Posts: 3666
10/27/2016
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I was using a slightly different definition of the word "deliver" :P
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Optimatum, a ruthless and merciful gentleman. No plant battles, Affluent Photographer requests, or healing offers; all other social actions welcome.
Want a sip of Cider? Just say hi!
PM me for information enigmatic or Fated. Though the forum please, not FL itself.
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Gul al-Ahlaam
Posts: 225
11/9/2016
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A few of my own conception:
NOBODY – They've begun to call you Sacker of Cities.
(Destroy 5 cities in one lifetime).
FINGER SANDWICHES – A fine and dainty dish, indeed.
(Dine on a King).
ENOBARBUS – You took a match to dry kindling.
(Speak, and she will burn).
GALLBLIGHT – Perhaps they will get along.
(Bring wasps to a beehive).
CARBONEK – You're not that sort of king.
(Take precautions against the lance).
edited by Gul al-Ahlaam on 11/10/2016
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The Uncanny Hierophant.
The Jewel-Eyed Prince.
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