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Episode 0: WELCOME TO THE IRRIGO DEATHBOX CHALLENGE! (Casualty: 0)
Interlude 0: AN EXCEPTIONAL AMENDMENT (Casualty: 1)
Episode 1: STORM TAKES YOU (Casualty: 2)
Interlude 1.5: Brimstone or Blizzard? (Casualty: 2)
Episode 2: BURNT WITH SUNLIGHT (Casualty: 3)
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Welcome, London expats, to THE GREATEST OF FAST&MEDITATING SHOW - the IRRIGO DEATHBOX CHALLENGE!
I am your host, MIRANDA PLENTY. Even up here at the Surface, the PLENTY family continues to serve you with the FINEST ENTERTAINMENT, and you SHALL NEVER BE RID OF US. Have you given up Seeking today, citizen?
A question by the audience this early! I am truly touched by your enthusiasm, citizens. Indeed, are the contestants handsome and pleasing? Are they only kidnapped from the finest source? The answer to these questions...
Is a RESOUNDING YES! Claw-picked by THE VAKE in the DEAD OF THE NIGHT, our contestants are all EXTRAORDINARY INDIVIDUALS OF EXCEPTIONAL TALENTS, AFFILIATIONS AND IMMENSE DIVERSITY, including a DEVOTED CULTIST OF NEW SEQUENCE!
What else is there to say? All eyes on the contestants... starting now!
But wait, they look different in London you say? Here's an EDUCATIONAL FACT: Surface Air has the marvellous ability to strip off fungal makeup. That's why they all look different, folks. Anyway: here, we play hard, we play FAIR.
Do take a look at how the contestants are holding up in the holding area before placing your bet!
Looks like Call Now is all pumped up! As an ex-athlete, that is to be expected. But will that energy save her in the tight confinement of IRRIGOBOX?
Delmar Tramontane is nothing if cultured. Or is he merely thinking of devouring the book? Will the book provide the much-needed nutrition in the coming days of IRRIGOBOX?
It is a known fact that Vavakx Nonexus loves bird. Even here, loyal birds have found a way in! But could they accompany Vavakx all the way into the IRRIGOBOX? Will the extra mouths doom the Game-Carver's fate?
The Boastful Captain, Morkan Kassington, is going to rely on the ancient docker solution to all problems: muscles. Will these tight biceps solve any woes he should suffer in the IRRIGOBOX?
What a coincidence! Robin Alexander's just as much a bookworm as Delmar is and reading the same book. This is most certainly not because we have a very tight budget. Will this hauntingly similar Pet-of-Bats survive the IRRIGOBOX?
Even now, Daniel Ember is still engrossed in the black-and-white battlefields that transcend life-and-death. But the chessboard will not transcend nor breach the impenetrable IRRIGOBOX! Will Daniel dreams the game of chess within the IRRIGOBOX? Or will the box claim both dreams and life?
No one knows what Cortez looks like beneath the mask. Not even us, when we "invited" them by twisting all laws of is-and-is-not. Of course, that's because we haven't thought of pulling off the mask while they lie unconscious. Can Cortez the Killer, now practicing MURDER on a fearsome bear, win the competition of IRRIGOBOX by MURDERING their fellow contestants? That remains to see. Or how they are going to eat with their mask on.
And last but not least - Hark deGaul, the pallid-skinned, pale-haired lover of cat! It seems that Hark has hidden a pumpkin-cat inside their black cloak, as befitting their rabid cat-loving. Can Hark continue to pull out such amazing tricks to survive the horror of IRRIGOBOX?
This is the IRRIGO DEATHBOX. Carefully crafted with PENULTIMATE CRAFTSMANSHIP and the FINEST IREMI ROSE-WATER, this will be our venue of competition, where the PALE WHITE THING IN THE DARKNESS shall absorb the souls of the unworthy. Who shall escape its MERCILESS JUDGEMENT? Who indeed?
Place your bets.... starting now!
(Please send via PM. No money involved.)
edited by Estelle Knoht on 6/23/2016
edited by Estelle Knoht on 6/28/2016
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Estelle Knoht
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Welcome back to THE IRRIGO DEATHBOX CHALLENGE, bought to you by our sponsor, the TIGER-BRAND IS-NOT FIREPLACE!
Whether you are watching from the Mirror-Marches or the Surface, you shall never go cold under the UNCARING GAZE of the PALE WHITE THING IN THE DARKNESS ever again!
Aaaaaaaaaand here we go! Morkan, with the agility of a veteran zee-farer, has already made it into the box! Call, Delmar and Vavakx set off for the IRRIGOBOX in perfect synchronicity, while Robin and Daniel take a more patient approach. Cortez and Hark linger outside the box for a staring contest. Is this the start of a friendship, or is it merely fear and loathing that make them hesitate?
Whatever the case maybe, our contestants are now INSIDE THE BOX and FILLED WITH SHARED BLISS! As per the TRADITIONAL WAYS OF THE NADIR, the SINGLE-DOORS OF HORIZON swiftly disappear while their backs are turned. THERE WILL BE NO ESCAPE(ES). Observant audience might notice that Call Now, the ex-athlete she is, wastes no time in making a beeline for frozen potato chips. Smart move, Call!
Our current pairs of fan-favorites, Vavakx Nonexus and Delmar Tramontane, are engaged in an intense negotiation of alliance right off the bat!
Oh dear! It seems negotiation has gone NORTH as Vavakx tells Delmar to "GO FEED THE PALE WHITE THING LIKE A GOOD LITTLE FODDER-RAT"! Delmar is distraught at the hostility, despite knowing that is the EVENTUAL FATE OF ALL SEEKERS. Is Call Now, now with a smug face, approving of this?
It seems not! Now-Call-Now, half-stuffed with semi-frozen potato chips, joins the fray to verbally abuse Vavakx! Delmar looks on smugly as his opponent becomes outnumbered! What misfortune will happens to Vavakx next?
Looking to the right, Morkan is BLISSFULLY IGNORANT of the ugly scene on his left. Eager to capture the beauty of the Surface world and the harmony of his fellow contestants Robin and Daniel to his EAST, the Captain has elected to paint! Who knew he has such an SENSITIVE SOUL beneath the MASCULINE MASK?
Moving EASTWARDS, Cortez and Hark continues their staring contest. Their relationship remains A SEARING ENIGMA.
Back to our fan-favorites, the GREAT DEBATE OF SOULS continue as Vavakx tell Delmar to "GO DOWN TO HELL" while Delmar points out that the two arguments from them are CONTRADICTORY!
Moving on, Robin's blissful smile has drawn the eyes of the Captain next to him! Morkan looks on with a coy smile...
And two pairs of eyes stare back.
All of a sudden, the SURFACE GAS-LIGHTS go out as THE LIBERATION OF NIGHT attempts its assault! But the dim glow of IRRIGOBOX continues, and the contest goes on, and the contestants ignore the piddly assault of the LAME-LIGHT.
The Boastful Captain, now finished his painting and desperate for a new topic to brag about, boasts that he is capable of CALLING STARLIGHT ON DEMAND! Our sponsor, THE PALE WHITE THING IN THE DARKNESS, decides to answers his beckon in amusement and begins to shine light into the IRRIGOBOX. Morkan finishes with a sultry smile at his contestants.
FAR TO THE EAST, Hark try out the new tactic of turning the CLASSIC GAZE OF THE UNACCOUNTABLY PECKISH onto Cortez as they resume their staring contest. Instead of becoming unnerved, the tactic backfire as Cortez becomes SIMPLY PECKISH instead and grab a bowl of yoghurt. Don't try this at home, kids!
Delmar counterattacks with the HAND-SIGN OF THE GRACIOUS from the ELDER CONTINENT! It only served to drive Vavakx into further anger, which proceeds to yell more at Delmar.
Uh-oh, Call! Caught RED-HANDED smuggling outside drinks into the IRRIGOBOX! Now, Now, don't be embarrassed, Call! You can be embarrassed later when the drink inevitably lead you to a fuller bladder.
PRAISE THE WHITE! Delmar and Call eagerly soak up some STARLIGHT while Vavakx complains of his presence. Daniel, joyful over the LIGHT, graces us with a goofy smile and a little painting painted in stealth away from our attention.
Meanwhile, the LOVING LIGHT OF THE WHITE has inspired Morkan for MORE LOVEIN'! The Boastful Captain looks to the EAST and tries to seduce Robin with his curves, then looks to the WEST and invite Vavakx to his chest. Vavakx immediately abandons all argument and is charmed. Morkan, it seems, is not only a ZEE-DOG, but also a DOG.
Harmony begins to form EASTWARDS as Daniel and Cortez the Killer (kill count: 0) take turns making faces at Hark! Hark looks on with a grin. Are they going insane, or are they amused at the insanity of their competitors, or are they just glad to have friends?
Daniel once again contorts with exhilaration under the BLISSFUL LIGHT OF THE WHITE! Robin approves, possibly.
After being on the receiving end of funky faces, Hark decides to repay Cortez with a funny expression of their own! Cortez doesn't seem amused, however, and looks on to our OMNIPOTENT OBSERVATION with pleading eyes.
As the contest goes on, the western contestants begin to get out of their seat! Call Now and Delmar explore the wonder of SURFACE TECHNOLOGY, the PARAPPLE-BOX, while Vavakx and Morkan get their somber groove on.
JOY ABOUNDS! Hearing the DISTANT LAUGHTER FROM THE EAST, Call Now quickly abandons the PARAPPLE-BOX and gaze afar at the cheerful smiles of Cortez and Daniel, both faced away from her.
As the PALE WHITE THING IN THE DARKNESS turn away his light from the IRRIGOBOX, UNLAWFUL ACTIVITY BEGINS TO SURFACE! Cortez's art theft of plagiarizing Daniel is unremarked upon, for Daniel did not look.
That soon changes. As THE MERCIFUL LIGHT OF THE PALE WHITE THING dissipates and THE LIBERATION OF NIGHT SEEPS IN, EXCREMENT AND FILTH begins to leave their mark on the contestants and Daniel's face contorts in pain over the double-sorrow of Art Theft Victimhood and Wetting Pants. Robin, it seems, is suffering from the same symptoms.
The Boastful Captain looks on grimly as the SOLE-UNSOILED individual among his neighbors! Whether in fear for his upcoming fate or his choice of love interests, we will never know.
The three bickering contestants are soon united as they become ADRIFT ON MISERY. Vavakx goes further by being ADRIFT ON DREAMS.
As LIGHT RETURNS, Morkan's appetite returns! He invites Robin to try his breasts.
Unfortunately for the Captain, Robin is currently preoccupied with self-disgust and a bowl of cereals, and as a loyal follower of the Masters of the Bazaar, Robin is as far away from being UNACCOUNTABLY PECKISH as one can be and is HIGHLY NAUSEATED at Morkan's suggestion. Daniel also attempts to shield their eyes from it.
A cold-blooded, hardened killer, Cortez decides to drink milk with their mask on as they are surrounded by pools of liquid human excrement, unfazed. Hark, meanwhile, fall asleep with a dubious puddle at their feet. Cortez elects for a glass of liquid even closer in appearance and looks on to the Judgements in appreciation of his life.
While the bickering couple sleeps, Call decides to finally begin exercising AFTER the floor is filled with human refuses! The couple soon awakens and resume bickering among squalid environment.
The Boastful Captain has smuggled drinks of his own like his fellow jock Call Now! He sips on and look on suggestively and fearlessly, despite being surrounded by people who have wetted themselves. Then he begins a complicated rhythmic movement both mocking and semi-seductive. Dubious bold, Captain!
Hark, finally in their element of leperhood in this filthy IRRIGOBOX, graces us with ANOTHER BLISSFUL SMILE. The trance is swiftly broken as Cortez decides to play in their own puddle of refuses.
Daniel, seeing no better thing to do, decides to tighten their ponytail in the most difficult pose as possible.
And Call, desperate for STARLIGHT to sterilize her filthy body, seizes the perfect excuse for sunbathing by claiming to emulate Daniel despite the lack of a ponytail. Unfortunately for her, the LIBERATION OF NIGHT is engaging in a tug-of-war and the STARLIGHT just doesn't quite reach her.
Disaster! Call's icebox malfunctions! But finally graced with LIGHT, she manages to repair it successfully. Did we mention that our TIGER-BRAND ICEBOXES are powered by mini-portals to the HIGH WILDERNESS and ARE PERFECTLY ENVIRONMENTAL FRIENDLY? USE TIGER-BRAND, SAVE THE BAZAAR/NIGHT/NEATH/CANDLE!
All of a sudden, the Captain looks on in horror as his chest become sooty and grubby! Sorry Morkan, that's the INEVITABLE FATE of IRRIGOBOX!
Exhausted from her high-risk endeavor with the TIGER-BRAND ICEBOX, Call Now fall asleep with her ass towards Vavakx, who returns the courtesy after a brief gazing.
Daniel soon follows and join in as a long-distance participants of the WAR OF LOWER BOTTOMS.
The war come to absolutely no results as Vavakx and Delmar return to their seats to bicker once again! Things heat up as Vavakx intimidate Delmar with a murderous expression! Better do better, Delmar, Seeker!
Yet even this came to nothing as the bickering ends in sleep. Vavakx try to get a uncomfortable last shot in by sleeping with her ass towards Delmar, who wisely sleeps with their head to the other side.
Hark's TIGER-BRAND ICEBOX malfunctions! This is MOST CERTAINLY THE FAULT OF THE CONTESTANT as it is WELL-KNOWN that TIGER-BRAND ICEBOX is NOT TO BE SUBMERGED IN HUMAN REFUSES per the manual.
Over the night, Morkan tries a new track of seduction. Unfortunately, Vavakx was learning from Delmar's tactic and also slept with her face to the WEST.
AND ANOTHER CONTESTANT SUCCESSFULLY REPAIRS THE ICEBOX, EVEN WHEN STANDING ON THEIR OWN REFUSE! Remember, TIGER-BRAND ICEBOX, your best choice BECAUSE IT IS EASILY REPAIRED!
Or not. Hark refused to finish the job properly, instead electing to fall asleep with their face in an ELECTRIFIED PUDDLE OF THEIR OWN WEE-WEE. They survives; TIGER-BRAND REIGNS SUPREME!
As Robin sleeps on, their icebox breaks down as well! Storm is on a roll today, folks! Three cheers for the DRAGON ENFORCER!
Robin wakes up and immediately rush to fix their Icebox as well. Surely nothing will go wrong?
OR NOT! Just as the DRAGON ENFORCER ate all the MESSENGERS and SHAPELINGS the HUNGRY MONARCH sent, the LOYAL BAT-PET ROBIN ALEXANDER is swiftly taken by STORM! Daniel and Morkan, awakened by the tortured screams, quickly checks on their neighbor.
The Boatman's Surface-Colleague, THE GRIM REAPER, quickly arrives on the scene. Daniel take a swing of liquid to hydrate himself for the coming scene while Morkan looks on.
Most of the contestants aren't particularly moved; sleep soon takes Morkan, Hark and Cortez, while Vavakx glares at the smug-n-cheerful pair of Delmar-and-Call.
Who will remember Robin? And who will remember you, Daniel? Daniel grieves for Robin, possibly far more than they grieve for Mr Eaten. Which is proper citizen behavior; REMEMBER, SAVE YOUR SYMPATHY FOR YOUR FELLOW CITIZENS, NOT MR EATEN!
Even in grieve, the stench is unbearable, especially Daniel with his long nose. He takes a short break to clog up his nose to block out the stench of human refuses mixed with charred corpse.
AND LO! IN THE INFINITE MERCY OF THE PALE WHITE THING IN THE DARKNESS, Robin is given a moment to stay around and observe the contest! UNLIKE THE OTHER GREEDY STAR, THE WHITE IS NOTHING IF PATIENT AND ACCOMMODATING. PRAISE THE WHITE!
Daniel is not particularly pleased and complains to Robin of their UNWISE DEATH. Of course, this being a PLENTY-RUN SHOW, REFUNDS ARE UNAVAILABLE IN CASE OF UNWISE DEATHS.
And the Icebox of Cortez the Killer begins to emit an ominous miasma... Stay tuned for the next episode, folks!
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I currently do not accept any catbox, cider, suppers, calling cards or proteges.
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Welcome back to THE GREAT IRRIGO DEATHBOX CHALLENGE, FOLKS! Mirumby loves you all!
(Miranda is still indisposed)
And THANK YOU for your votes! As a result of your loving attention, the IRRIGOBOX shall experience the cold miracles of AVID CREAMERY...
Now installed for the contestants with MATCHING COLOURS! To ensure PROPER APPRECIATION, the TIGER-BRAND ICEBOXES are promptly evicted from the premises. Our contestants are now LIBERATED from the ENDLESS NIGHTS OF CAUSTIC SOURMILK! But how are they holding up with this FROSTFOUND FREEDOM?
EASTWARDS, most are asleep and longing for escape through Parabola. But of course, the IRRIGOBOX is impenetrable. Daniel is off-screen, making straight for the AVID CREAMERY to sate that UNACCOUNTABLE HUNGER!
Robin has decided to stick around and comment on how inescapable the odors are, even in death. Delmar despairs. It took Call a few moment to process the implication, but she soon follows and seeks solace in a mound of filth.
With both acquaintance lost in despair, Robin turns to Vavakx.... and a grudge begins anew.
Meanwhile, Daniel is descending into lunacy, Viric sludge in hand. Their extra-long nose is proving to be a liability as the smells of CREAMY VIRIC and HUMAN REFUSES blend into one UNACCOUNTABLY PUNGENT smells. Rookie mistake, Daniel! Should have got your nose cut at the Chapel of Lights beforehand! Even Cortez has given in to undignified sniggering.
As the LIBERATION OF NIGHT once again attempt to invade the IRRIGOBOX, Cortez takes the opportunity to make a stealth deal with Robin: sabotage Hark by occupying their chair! Hark looks on dejectedly, unaware of the TREACHERY OF NEIGHBORS.
With Robin on their chair unflinching, Hark sulks off and gazes mournfully at the Tiger-Keeper's face instead.
Vavakx, uncertain about the creamy sludge of unknown colours even beyond the NEATHBOW, looks on to Morkan for guidance. Unfortunate for the Game-Carver, Morkan is deep in dreams.
Call attempts an obscure ELDRITCH RITUAL to call help from the Tiger Keeper. No immediate effects, but what could possibly happens?
On the EAST side, Hark tries to bond with Cortez with good cheer, unaware of their treachery. It soon devolves into falling asleep and faking sleep feet-deep in excrement.
Oh dear! It seems Vavakx has picked the wrong colour to consume, and became swollen and miserable. Hark, ever the comedian, make jokes at her expenses, and Vavakx attempts to retaliate by sucking in their dinner.
Morkan fervently avoids eye contact with Vavakx. A wise decision, considering that he conveniently failed to advise Vavakx on the side effect of overindulgence... and remains unchanged himself. Is it an innocent mistake, or is the Captain a DEVIOUS SNAKE under the skin?
A most amazing accomplishment! Our fan-favorite receives a beatdown from an incorporeal ghost for the many verbal abuses she dished out earlier. If you survive the IRRIGOBOX, Vavakx, MIRIAM PLENTY'S MOST DISTRACTING CARNIVAL would be delighted to have you!
Hark is enthusiastically enchanted by the mysterious colour the AVID CREAMERY produced. It didn't go well for her when she actually take a sniff.
Even in death, Robin found the AVID CREAMERY irresistible, despite the surrounding fumes. But wait! This creamery belongs to Cortez! Is that postmortem sabotage we are seeing?
Robin quickly go back to his seat with an unfortunately coloured sludge in hand, as if he has never died and is still in running for victory. Cortez rubs their abdomen in confusion, but no further events occur.
The oppressive misery of the IRRIGOBOX lifts a little as Robin acts as a social bridge between the surviving contestants and a dance partner for Delmar. But can he be really trusted? As an aside, Mirumby thinks Delmar is a terrible dancer. Call agrees.
Vavakx once again vents her anger on Robin, enough to perform a variation on her previous performance: getting soaked from a drink thrown by a ghost! It only stoked her fires of rage even further, enough to daze herself and only herself.
As the light of our resident Judgement White illuminate the house, the gentlemen nearby came to a shocking sight. What could possibly terrify a ghost?
Oh dear! It seems that whatever ILLEGAL COLOUR Vavakx has ingested did not go down well with THE PALE WHITE THING IN THE DARKNESS! Under the purifying starlight of the White, Vavakx begins to combust.
Setting grudges and friendships aside, Delmar and Morkan attempt to shield their neighbor from the Judgement's anger with smoke and mist. Call, recognizing the futility of this act, elects for a big yawn and PRAISE THE WHITE instead. PRAISE THE WHITE, indeed!
But despite the pessimism of Call Now, the MERCIFUL PALE THING IN THE DARKNESS has decided to withdraw their anger! Vavakx survives, and immediately go for another creamy treat made from ILLEGAL COLOURS. Foolhardy, friend!
Uh-oh! Turns out the White isn't so merciful to repeat offenders! A precise executioner, the White knocks out Delmar with a little ray of light. With only Morkan's effort, Vavakx is quickly immolated and cleansed by the pitiless light of the great Judgement. PRAISE THE WHITE!
And so comes the end of Vavakx Nonexus, fan-favorite of this season: swollen, beaten up by a ghost, burnt to a crisp twice, her urn in a puddle of urine, once again with only one mourner... and a enemy cheerful at her demises.
The competition is heating up, and both the MVP and LVP are out! Who shall survive from the IRRIGOBOX? Will Miranda returns? That's all for the day, folks! Mirumby loves you all!
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Estelle Knoht, a juvenile, unreliable and respectable lady.
I currently do not accept any catbox, cider, suppers, calling cards or proteges.
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Vavakx Nonexus wrote:
There is an IMMENSE POSSIBILITY that the UNTIMELY DEATHS of DARING CONTESTANTS are decided by PUBLIC VOTE. SEVERAL LIVES lay in YOUR HANDS, viewer. Make the APPROPRIATE CHOICE in face of UNAVOIDABLE DEMISE.
ALTRUISTICALLY SAVE Vavakx Nonexus™.
Votes do not impact the contest in anyway, nor the health or fortune of the contestants. It may impact a metaphysical Parabolan reflection of their emotion, but that is outside the scope of this contest.
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Hark DeGaul
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Curse these athletes and their unlawful smuggling of delicious beverages and muscles! How can we poor, unfit contestants ever know peace when there is a muscle-bound chap enjoying the fizzy, illegal refreshment of 7Cities not five feet away?
Alas, we have our first death. A word to the wise: don't attempt Ice-Box repair if your What the Thunder Said Quality is higher than 16. You will become a dead god.
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The Dawn-Eyed Optician: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Hark%20DeGaul
That Vicar Who Ruined the Royal Wedding for Everyone (including himself): http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Hebediah%20Fix
The Dreaded Relative: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Your%20Aunt
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Hark DeGaul wrote:
Curse these athletes and their unlawful smuggling of delicious beverages and muscles! How can we poor, unfit contestants ever know peace when there is a muscle-bound chap enjoying the fizzy, illegal refreshment of 7Cities not five feet away?
*flexes seductively*
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(He is actually a self-centered and foolish braggart, but he means no harm. Hit him up for social actions or dangerous lessons! Or just flirt.)
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Gonen
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What are the rules?
I... I need rules.
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Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil; Who substitute darkness for light and light for darkness.
The long journey to eccentricity:
On March 10th, 2018, reached 15 on all quirks, simultaneously. The Quirky Anesthesiologist
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phryne wrote:
Are you hiding an Element of Dawn in that cat pumpkin??
I will neither confirm nor deny that I have smuggled an element of dawn in disguised as a pumpkin disguised as a cat. I will however say that neither cats nor pumpkins are known for glowing, spinning and prophesying doom.
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That Vicar Who Ruined the Royal Wedding for Everyone (including himself): http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Hebediah%20Fix
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Mr Sables
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6/22/2016
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Huh, I was kind of secretly hoping I'd make it to the second round, at least . . .
. . . that being said, I'm not too surprised, nor do I doubt anyone else is surprised, either XD The LVP earns their title by dying first! Excuse me while I cry myself to sleep 
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6/28/2016
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Not Vavakx! Although even her fans must wonder about the DARK PAST implied by such RETRIBUTIVE KARMIC OCCURRENCES.
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Also, if you ask Call, Vavakx died the second she got fat.
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Ah Tiger Keeper, none must know of our forbidden love...
Uh. I mean, PRAISE THE WHITE! MAY THE BURNING LIGHT OF THE JUDGEMENT PURIFY MY ENEMIES AND KEEP GHOSTS AWAY FROM MY SEAT!
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That Vicar Who Ruined the Royal Wedding for Everyone (including himself): http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Hebediah%20Fix
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Estelle Knoht
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Update incoming. The AVID CREAMERY has an unexpected effect on two contestants!
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phryne
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6/20/2016
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Dear God, Vavakx is HOT...
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Exceptional Stories, sorted by Season and by writer ― Favours & Renown Guide
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Robin Alexander wrote:
The host Miranda and Vavakx look so awesome!
I think I'm absolutely in love  The pictures in general look pretty cool; I think I see a familiar icon over some of them, so have to ask whether these are Sims? The picture quality is pretty awesome, so just curious 
Yes, they are assuredly, PROGRAMMING MARVELS known as Sims, that have, under MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES, captured our UNDYING SOULS withing their BINARY REMAINS.
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[spoiler] I accidentally spoke out of character, apologies:
The host Miranda and Vavakx look so awesome!
I think I'm absolutely in love The pictures in general look pretty cool; I think I see a familiar icon over some of them, so have to ask whether these are Sims? The picture quality is pretty awesome, so just curious [/spoiler]
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It would be good to vote for more than one person, but - alas - such a thing is not possible.
I know my vote won't be going on myself, though, as it's probably better to vote on someone that stands a chance
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I wish I could vote for two people. Of course the power of my cat pumpkin will sustain me, but I can't deny that Morkan's fantastic body gives him a natural advantage.
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6/20/2016
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I think it's cause you and Morkan are hotties.
(so's the host)
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6/21/2016
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We have our first contestant casualty. Updates in a bit while I go through screenshots.
Edit: 131 Screenshots of mostly different content. Need time to prune.
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6/21/2016
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Zero wrote:
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND I'M ALREADY WORRIED
Neither do I, but we are in pretty, good hands. Miranda ♥
(CALL WE SHOULD ALLY, MUSCLEBOUND JOCKS SHOULD STICK TOGETHER)
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6/22/2016
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There is an IMMENSE POSSIBILITY that the UNTIMELY DEATHS of DARING CONTESTANTS are decided by PUBLIC VOTE. SEVERAL LIVES lay in YOUR HANDS, viewer. Make the APPROPRIATE CHOICE in face of UNAVOIDABLE DEMISE.
ALTRUISTICALLY SAVE Vavakx Nonexus™.
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6/23/2016
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Morkan Kassington wrote:
Trust me, the AVID CREAMERY is a paid DLC and much more potent than the free grill, ergh, FORGE OF FLESH.
DLC, as we all well know, stands for Delightful Little Confectionary. Both devices are perfect for Londoners wishing to spend a summers day basking in the warmth of THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN!
I couldn't possibly choose between them even if I was allowed to.
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6/22/2016
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Robin Alexander wrote:
Huh, I was kind of secretly hoping I'd make it to the second round, at least . . .
. . . that being said, I'm not too surprised, nor do I doubt anyone else is surprised, either XD The LVP earns their title by dying first! Excuse me while I cry myself to sleep
It's okay, you are at least beloved and grieved.
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CALLNXW
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6/22/2016
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Morkan Kassington wrote:
Hark DeGaul wrote:
Curse these athletes and their unlawful smuggling of delicious beverages and muscles! How can we poor, unfit contestants ever know peace when there is a muscle-bound chap enjoying the fizzy, illegal refreshment of 7Cities not five feet away?
*flexes seductively*
I'm still jealous of you having bigger tits than me.
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Glass Doll
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6/22/2016
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I feel as though shrieking with laughter is highly inappropriate for this situation and I will have to settle for quiet, quick bursts of giggles into my coffee.
(Is that lovely portrait of a strangely familiar tiger available for download? It is highly relevant to my interests)
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Estelle Knoht
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6/23/2016
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Ahem. Testing.
WELCOME BACK to THE BESTEST IRRIGO DEATHBOX CHALLENGE, Surfacers! I am your host for this ESPECIAL AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION SESSION, MIRUMBY PLENTY! (I AM GOING TO ELECTROCUTE ALL OF YOU WHO SENT IN COMPLAINTS ABOUT "GENERAL" INDIVERSITY TO THE WHITE. MIRANDA DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE BUDGET TO PAY ME FOR OVERTIME.)
This season has been most memorable; and we couldn't have done it without you, the audience! Which is why this time, YOU will decide the NEXT TWIST in our GREAT GAME!
Behind me is two ARTIFACTS of SURFACE WONDERS, so marvelous that even SALT IS TEMPTED for some occasional downtime of BRIMSTONE & BLIZZARD!
To my left is the FORGE OF FLESH. Too low on the Chain? No one cares about you? Give your self a burn with the FORGE OF FLESH, and the rest of the Great Chain shall SALIVATE OVER YOU!
To my right is the AVID CREAMERY. Night is cold, White is cold, NORTH is cold. See what I am getting at? No matter where you stand, we all likes to be cold. And the AVID CREAMERY can turn ANYTHING into a cold dream!
We need your votes, citizens! Which of these marvels should be introduced to the IRRIGOBOX?
The first to get four votes wins! No votes from the contestants, please! MIRUMBY knows!
HELP ME
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7/13/2016
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As always, Estelle, you terrify me. I can only imagine what shenanigans you are conniving against my body and spirit.
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6/22/2016
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Koh Kai Ying wrote:
I can't believe i missed all of this
Why is the blonde guy the curviest person in the box??? (The host is very hot btw)
Why wouldn't the blonde guy be the curviest person in the box? It's natural!
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6/23/2016
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Turn everything into a cold dream.
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6/23/2016
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CALLNXW wrote:
Don't let me or Morkan get flabby, choose the forge!
You two will be fine with your smuggled drinks.
I embrace the cold with open arms, and so should all the inhabitants of the Irrigo Deathbox.
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6/24/2016
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Estelle Knoht wrote:
Update incoming. The AVID CREAMERY has an unexpected effect on two contestants!
Is it death?
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6/24/2016
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It sounds more delicious than death Hark.
Maybe you get covered in chocolate iced cream?
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Mr Sables
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6/28/2016
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Ah, my bet was on Vavakx, too!
I wonder whether it's some sort of epic bad luck that caused both my death and the death of the person I was betting on . . . hmm, do I use this new power for good or evil? (Edit: changes bet to Daniel, just to see what happens)
Also, a very entertaining round - alas, it's just a shame ghosts can't win
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Zoe DeGeest
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6/29/2016
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TheThirdPolice wrote:
Not Vavakx! Although even her fans must wonder about the DARK PAST implied by such RETRIBUTIVE KARMIC OCCURRENCES.
When a Judgement says no to illegal ice cream, they meant it?
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6/29/2016
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CALLNXW wrote:
Also, if you ask Call, Vavakx died the second she got fat.
Awwwww, that's cold!
Not very happy about how both of my neighbors are dead, but I will live.
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Shadowcthuhlu
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6/29/2016
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So far, my bet, Hank continues to survive! Keep on admiring and sitting Hank!
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7/3/2016
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Trilby wrote:
CALLNXW wrote:
Morkan Kassington wrote:
CALLNXW wrote:
Also, if you ask Call, Vavakx died the second she got fat.
Awwwww, that's cold!
Well, she got warm enough already!
Almighty Number Generator of Eternity!
How grate a toll must I pay to see these two meet a most painful end?
Huh. I just found this slipped through my mail slot, though it's addressed to you. It says "If you must ask, you cannot afford it."
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CALLNXW
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6/21/2016
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did you really need the deathbox for that
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Estelle Knoht
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6/20/2016
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An EXCEPTIONAL AMENDMENT!
It has come to our notice that one of our employees, in their negligence, has DISTORTED the ACCOMPLISHMENTS and DESIRES of a PARTICULAR contestants! It shall be corrected in due course, and REEDUCATION IMMINENT-
Hmmm.... what's that smell? Oh my, it seems that Salaxlans, nickname Salad, is SWIFTLY ANNIHILATED by their fellow servants for their UNFORGIVABLE MISDEEDS! Celebrate our first casualty, Surfacers!
Zoe DeGeest wrote:
(Who is Miranda Plenty by the way to Miriam Plenty?)
In following the PROUD PLENTY TRADITION of DOING THINGS HALF-ASSEDLY, your most gracious host MIRANDA PLENTY is RELATED to the entrepreneurial MIRIAM PLENTY in SPIRIT and picked for this very unique quality!
Gonen wrote:
What are the rules?
I... I need rules.
Be patient. Up here, under the ALL ENCOMPASSING GAZE of THE PALE WHITE THING IN THE DARKNESS, rules twists. (Even Grammar.)
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6/20/2016
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Unexpectedly, I ASCEND THE RANKS to the DOUBLE DIGITS in terms of VIEWER TRUST! What ECLECTIC AGENDA do our UNSEEN PATRONS follow? Learn that and MUCH MORE in the NEXT EPISODE of the IRR-RRIGO DEATH BOX!
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6/20/2016
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Vavakx Nonexus wrote:
Yes, they are assuredly, PROGRAMMING MARVELS known as Sims, that have, under MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES, captured our UNDYING SOULS withing their BINARY REMAINS.
Ah, I thank you most humbly for such an explanation!
Yes, they are marvels indeed, capturing the true essence of many a Neathly form. I am curious as to whom will win; it's merely a shame we can't bet on our lovely host, as I adore Miranda Plenty already, even if this is the first I've seen of her.
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6/20/2016
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Sara Hysaro wrote:
Delmar is certainly appreciative of all sorts of arts, books included.
Babe, my body is a work of art. Want me to arrange a vernissage?
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6/20/2016
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Delmar is certainly appreciative of all sorts of arts, books included.
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Glass Doll
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6/20/2016
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It's more beautiful then I imagined! Now, who do I favor the most?
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phryne
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6/20/2016
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Hark DeGaul wrote:
I wish I could vote for two people. Of course the power of my cat pumpkin will sustain me, but I can't deny that Morkan's fantastic body gives him a natural advantage. Are you hiding an Element of Dawn in that cat pumpkin??
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6/21/2016
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This is great. ^_^
[spoiler]Seeing the voting results, I slightly regret not voting for Robin.
(You were my next choice, but... those abs! ♥ )[/spoiler]
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6/22/2016
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Hehe, I suppose not all personalities mesh together. This update is hilarious - I love Morkan's attitude towards all of this.
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phryne
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6/20/2016
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Everyone's talking about Miranda, but what about her three... uh, assistants? Background-singers? Dancers? They're cute... in an uncanny way!
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6/20/2016
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND I'M ALREADY WORRIED
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6/20/2016
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Hark, you and I may never agree on the Dawn Machine, but I can not possibly help but respect your facility with both cats and implications.
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Eating nightmares from friends -- and I'm easy to befriend.
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CALLNXW
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7/3/2016
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It's because Salaxalans is dead already, and there are no windows in this here box.
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6/28/2016
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Hark DeGaul wrote:
Ah Tiger Keeper, none must know of our forbidden love...
Uh. I mean, PRAISE THE WHITE! MAY THE BURNING LIGHT OF THE JUDGEMENT PURIFY MY ENEMIES AND KEEP GHOSTS AWAY FROM MY SEAT!
. . . it's a very comfy seat . . . someone's got to keep it warm for you
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6/23/2016
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Trust me, the AVID CREAMERY is a paid DLC and much more potent than the free grill, ergh, FORGE OF FLESH.
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6/23/2016
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The Avid Creamery!
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6/23/2016
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Just in case Robin's vote doesn't count, Avid Creamery! Let's torture the poor souls with sticky fingers they can't wash.
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"THIS SATURDAY, in MAHOGANY HALL, delight your eyes with the DARING FEATS of the DAPPER ESCAPIST. Gape at his CHARM and WIT and his CLEVER TRICKS OF ILLUSIONISM. No mirrors used."
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http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Professor%20Strix
My alt loiters suspiciously if you want to:
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6/23/2016
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Don't let me or Morkan get flabby, choose the forge!
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6/22/2016
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Ah, I loved the Sims... well, the first two incarnations, anyway.
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Will do all socials except Loitering or Private Evenings (all my Free Evenings are accounted for), and Affluent Photographer Betrayals only, please. I am not currently accepting calling cards.
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6/22/2016
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I'M A DOCTOR
SEE, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
Sorry Robin.
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7/13/2016
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Estelle Knoht wrote:
Update soon. But a quick question for the still-living contestants: who do you support for mayor? (This is for trivial purposes, do not try to sway each other here. Offenders will receive special, humiliating treatment.)
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Seeing as the dead can't be punished, does that apply to me and Vavaks, too?
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7/13/2016
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I support Jenny.
Absimillard, Call has her own set of abs. That isn't an androgynous docker. And we need all the things we can get in the box
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7/3/2016
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CALLNXW wrote:
Morkan Kassington wrote:
CALLNXW wrote:
Also, if you ask Call, Vavakx died the second she got fat.
Awwwww, that's cold!
Well, she got warm enough already!
Almighty Number Generator of Eternity!
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7/14/2016
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I don't understand! Why do the people sleep in weird poses like this instead of lying down? Sometimes when it is summer I just put sheet on the floor and lie down too! With my back on the floor! 
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7/13/2016
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Robin Alexander wrote:
Seeing as the dead can't be punished, does that apply to me and Vavaks, too?
Oh ye of little faith. Vavakx has future punishment in line for being uncooperative during interview.
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7/13/2016
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Vavakx Nonexus wrote:
shenanigans
I have been blackmailed as an audience, you are not going to fare better!
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7/13/2016
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Getting possessive over little ol' Me?
I suppose I could be yours. What are you willing to offer for me CALLNXW?
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Eating nightmares from friends -- and I'm easy to befriend.
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6/22/2016
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Estelle Knoht wrote:
Robin Alexander wrote:
Huh, I was kind of secretly hoping I'd make it to the second round, at least . . .
. . . that being said, I'm not too surprised, nor do I doubt anyone else is surprised, either XD The LVP earns their title by dying first! Excuse me while I cry myself to sleep
It's okay, you are the least beloved and grieved.
I feel like the sentence makes way more sense now.
Anyway I like how Call's strategy is eating something in basically all the screens
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6/22/2016
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Morkan Kassington wrote:
*flexes seductively*
Why must you torture me?
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That Vicar Who Ruined the Royal Wedding for Everyone (including himself): http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Hebediah%20Fix
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6/23/2016
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Again, the PRODIGIOUS CONTESTANTS have to face UNBELIEVABLE CHALLENGES in form of these DEVIOUS MECHANISMS! The only REASONABLE BEHAVIOR would be to choose the LESSER of TWO EVILS, the FORGE OF FLESH.
Vote FOF™.
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Blabbing, the Hobo Everyone Knows: The One Who Pulls The Strings. A Clarity In The Darkness.
Charlotte and the Caretaker: A family?
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Zoe DeGeest
Posts: 104
6/23/2016
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Vavakx Nonexus wrote:
Ugh, how is the creamery winning by such a large margin?
You already have flesh for eating in the IRRIGOBOX!
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Mr Sables
Posts: 597
6/23/2016
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I'm no longer a contestant, so I can vote, right?
I'll say go for the creamery
Also, lookin' good, Mirumby How you doing?
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Sara Hysaro
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Posts: 4514
7/13/2016
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Delmar supports the Contrarian.
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Estelle Knoht
Posts: 1751
7/3/2016
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I appreciate your enthusiasm, but BRIBERY isn't going to work. The IRRIGOBOX forgets.
(I should get this back on track soon)
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Trilby
Posts: 290
7/3/2016
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Doesn't have to be in the irrigo box, It just needs to happen.
And if not; then may I- at the very least- ask why such bad humor is allowed to be left unpunished.
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Hark DeGaul
Posts: 208
7/1/2016
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Shadowcthuhlu wrote:
So far, my bet, Hank continues to survive! Keep on admiring and sitting Hank!
I have no idea who Hank is but I wholeheartedly agree they should win! Such a handsome creature!
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The Dreaded Relative: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Your%20Aunt
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Hark DeGaul
Posts: 208
6/20/2016
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absimiliard wrote:
Hark, you and I may never agree on the Dawn Machine, but I can not possibly help but respect your facility with both cats and implications.
You flatter me! You've been written into my will for when I inevitably die of starvation.
My only regret is that I couldn't smuggle more cats in with me, but I suppose that they're safer out there than trapped in a literal deathbox.
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The Dreaded Relative: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Your%20Aunt
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CALLNXW
Posts: 116
6/21/2016
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Obviously, if only for the powerful betrayal funtimes at the end <3
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Vavakx Nonexus
Posts: 892
6/21/2016
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CALLNXW wrote:
Obviously, if only for the powerful betrayal funtimes at the end <3
Our WONDROUS CONTEST teaches us an IMPORTANT LESSON - The UNQUESTIONABLE ESSENCE of ALL ALLIANCES is RUTHLESS BETRAYAL.
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Blabbing, the Hobo Everyone Knows: The One Who Pulls The Strings. A Clarity In The Darkness.
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Mr Sables
Posts: 597
6/21/2016
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Kittenpox wrote:
This is great. ^_^
[spoiler]Seeing the voting results, I slightly regret not voting for Robin.
(You were my next choice, but... those abs! ♥ )[/spoiler]
Seeing as I didn't vote for myself, I can't blame others for not voting either
Who knows, though? Every game has an "MVP", maybe I can be the first person to take title for "LVP"
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Professor Strix
Posts: 616
6/22/2016
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Betting on Call. Just 'cause.
(This is one of the best ideas ever.)
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"THIS SATURDAY, in MAHOGANY HALL, delight your eyes with the DARING FEATS of the DAPPER ESCAPIST. Gape at his CHARM and WIT and his CLEVER TRICKS OF ILLUSIONISM. No mirrors used."
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My alt loiters suspiciously if you want to:
http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Derek%20Davis
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Estelle Knoht
Posts: 1751
6/20/2016
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Rysiek wrote:
Wow.... I have to send you my respect. I love the host.... and your.... patience? I just want to murder Sims 4.... which is why Sims 3 is better. More faces, sliders, colours. Remind me to make portraits of my chars in 3.... If I get curly hair for Maria.... and find a ratskin suit mod.
(I am not familiar with 3, but the whole drag-a-face approach make changing people a breeze in 4, and it loads fast even if I had to place far too many objects.)
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Vavakx Nonexus
Posts: 892
6/20/2016
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absimiliard wrote:
I think it's cause you and Morkan are hotties.
(so's the host)
Well, someone always has to be an exception to the rules. I'll leave you to ponder that.
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Blabbing, the Hobo Everyone Knows: The One Who Pulls The Strings. A Clarity In The Darkness.
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Zoe DeGeest
Posts: 104
6/20/2016
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xD So when does this start and betting stop?
(Who is Miranda Plenty by the way to Miriam Plenty?)
edited by Zoe DeGeest on 6/20/2016
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Rupho Schartenhauer
Posts: 787
6/20/2016
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Bravo! I laughed so hard when I saw the teddy-bear, I may have ruptured something... 
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Cortez the Killer has killed a Master, definitely.
Deepdelver has become the progenitor of London's brightest star. It's... complicated.
Dr. Kvirkvelia, gone NORTH on 23/12/1894.
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CALLNXW
Posts: 116
6/20/2016
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Can someone with such sweet-ass abs lose? I DON'T THINK SO
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