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Estelle Knoht
Estelle Knoht
Posts: 1751

1/17/2016
Lady Sapho Byron wrote:
One is very disturbing to unexpectedly find in your living room; the other is a barrel of urine./quote]

Not if you live in a Spire-Emporium.

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Estelle Knoht, a juvenile, unreliable and respectable lady.
I currently do not accept any catbox, cider, suppers, calling cards or proteges.
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wraith
wraith
Posts: 136

1/17/2016
The Dark Gentleman wrote:
How many Masters does it take to light a Candle...?
(I realize this should be answers to the provided political joke prompt, but I really wanted to add a DIFFERENT politically dangerous joke.)
edited by The Dark Gentleman on 1/15/2016

they don't lit the candle, they sacrifice it and then they drown it

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Shadowcthuhlu
Shadowcthuhlu
Posts: 1557

1/19/2016
The difference between a master and barrel of urine is that one of them is honest about what it is.

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https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/Dirae%20Erinyes. Closed to calling cards, but open for all other social action. I also love to roleplay.
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Cotton Dee
Cotton Dee
Posts: 76

1/20/2016
What is the difference between a Master Of The Bazaar and a barrel of sheep's urine?

Well, one is an over-glorified stinking p*ss-pot, and the other's a barrel of sheep's urine!

Alternatively


The barrel of sheep's urine has better taste!


How many Masters does it take to light a candle?

Eight. One to be cut up and served to a bunch of Incas, and 7 more to deny it ever happened. Candles? What Candles?

Alternatively


None, they refuse to light candles, citing the "waste of precious funds one would need to create a neddy-man contingent for the task".

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