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Zoe DeGeest
Zoe DeGeest
Posts: 104

5/1/2016
Yuck!










I like it.

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Morkan Kassington
Morkan Kassington
Posts: 261

5/1/2016
Estelle Knoht wrote:


You guys keep it up, I am off
edited by Estelle Knoht on 4/30/2016


You will have to explain this one. Why is the Pharoah;s revenge excrement?

(And will there be a part 2?)
edited by Morkan Kassington on 5/1/2016

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M. Cinder
M. Cinder
Posts: 25

5/2/2016
Oh, you silly people. People don't poop in the Victorian Era.
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xKiv
xKiv
Posts: 886

5/2/2016
M. Cinder wrote:
Oh, you silly people. People don't poop in the Victorian Era.


That's why they are full of it.

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John Moose
John Moose
Posts: 276

5/3/2016
I thought I'd bring in my two cents to this most marvelous of speculations.

I just now purchased my premises at the Bazaar, and the following small dialogue popped up:

Perhaps you've wondered," Penstock says, "why the Bazaar is so close to the river." He watches your face. "But I can see you're too wise to ask."

He of course means that the important folks of the Bazaar premises like to take walks along the river. Nothing suggesting any manner of bodily functions, I'm sure.
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Trilby
Trilby
Posts: 290

1/1/2017
How long do you think we can keep this gag running?

Also, what do you think the jugments or the shapelings excrete?
edited by Agent 'Trilby' on 1/1/2017

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myrese
myrese
Posts: 22

1/2/2017
Trilby wrote:
How long do you think we can keep this gag running?

Also, what do you think the jugments or the shapelings excrete?
edited by Agent 'Trilby' on 1/1/2017



Judgments? Well, stars mostly produce helium from their nuclear fusion.
Helium: An extremely buoyant, noble gas.
That's right. The Judgments are so high-and-mighty, even their waste products rise above us.

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Addis Rook
Addis Rook
Posts: 125

1/2/2017
I like to think it's all incinerated by correspondence sigils, and then the resulting ash is used to make the bats that fly around the bazaar
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Vidalis
Vidalis
Posts: 1

1/7/2017
Hey everybody! I'm kind of a new player so I don't really know much about this game but I was scrolling down nikolas pawnbrokers shop in the echo bazaar and I saw the "Firkin of hesperidean cider". Does any body know what it does?
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Sara Hysaro
Sara Hysaro
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1/8/2017
Hello! General questions are better directed towards the forum's Weekly Questions sticky. smile But yes, we do know what Hesperidean Cider does. It's an infinite use item that eliminates Wounds, allows you to escape death in a single action should you end up there, and gives you the 'Taste of the Garden' quality when you drink it that adds (temporarily) several cards into your deck. The text varies, but they increase Nightmares, lower Wounds, and give an Extraordinary Implication in exchange for 1 of said quality when played. Cider can also be shared with a friend to give them a single Taste of the Garden.

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AnyBellaCoolHusky
AnyBellaCoolHusky
Posts: 11

7/8/2017
Seen an in-depth discussion about supernatural defecation ✓

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crazyroosterman
crazyroosterman
Posts: 187

7/8/2017
so excuse me if this has already mentioned but is there something the masters excrete?.
is maesters blood a lie perhaps to make it sound more exiting?.
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Morkan Kassington
Morkan Kassington
Posts: 261

7/8/2017
crazyroosterman wrote:
so excuse me if this has already mentioned but is there something the masters excrete?.
is maesters blood a lie perhaps to make it sound more exiting?.


It's the coffee you know and love. Bat guano.

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crazyroosterman
crazyroosterman
Posts: 187

7/8/2017
Morkan Kassington wrote:
crazyroosterman wrote:
so excuse me if this has already mentioned but is there something the masters excrete?.
is maesters blood a lie perhaps to make it sound more exiting?.


It's the coffee you know and love. Bat guano.
that's no problem to me at all after all honey the thing we all know and love prisoners or other wise is....well.....how to put this tactfully......"whispers in your ear its bee puke"

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    Catherine Raymond
    Catherine Raymond
    Posts: 2663

    7/9/2017
    Morkan Kassington wrote:
    Estelle Knoht wrote:


    You guys keep it up, I am off
    edited by Estelle Knoht on 4/30/2016


    You will have to explain this one. Why is the Pharoah;s revenge excrement?

    (And will there be a part 2?)
    edited by Morkan Kassington on 5/1/2016


    I presume one of the implied references in this exotic line of bathroom humour is to "Montezuma's Revenge", i.e. dysentery, whose symptoms include diarrhea. Customarily associated with places in the tropics--like the Third City perhaps?

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    Ixc
    Ixc
    Posts: 406

    8/31/2019
    Quite honestly, I believe the Masters collect the unwanted property of those in the Spires, and eat it, for they are full of-

    [CENSORED]

    “Nothing to see here.”
    -Not the Ministry

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    Tystefy
    Tystefy
    Posts: 497

    9/1/2019
    What in the flying bazaar did I just walk into?

    EDIT: And how wasn't I involved in this earlier?
    edited by Tystefy on 9/2/2019

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