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Names of Newspapers?

malthaussen Posts: 1060 12/5/2015	I may be rolling the presses in a couple of days, and naturally I don't want to name my paper something already in use! While the Interviews thread contains some paper names, I was surprised to find no thread compiling them all (or at least, all those being edited by inmates of the forum). So, feel free to append your paper name to this thread, and I'll try to remember to collate them all in this message from time to time. Abyssal Daily Abyssal Vanguardian Aeolian Crier Avalon Oracle Back-Street Tatler Blackbird Gazette Book of Delusions Weekly Cthonian Hermes Encrypted Clues Eschaton Immanentized London Daily Snooze London News and Disturber London Underground Lyre of Erato Neathly Enquirer Newspaper Non-Fictional, Non-Fallacious, Non-Fussy Niceties Oddigem Correspondence Overstreet Underground Reverie Rooftop Ragger Spitalfields Explorer Sunless Coast That Infernal Racket The Careless Whisper The Daily Prophet The Daily Punctilio The Flit Dispatch The Pied Piper, a Ratpaper Made by Rats for Rats The Rambler The Scarab The SUN... The Sunday Pulse Thoroughly Impartial And Not At All Seditious London Times Newspaper Underworld Echo Veritable Well, it took a bit longer than I anticipated, but I am now the more-or-less proud editor and publisher of The Rambler (with apologies to Samuel Johnson) -- Mal edited by malthaussen on 1/19/2016 -- "Of two choices, I always take the third." Will do all socials except Loitering or Private Evenings (all my Free Evenings are accounted for), and Affluent Photographer Betrayals only, please. I am not currently accepting calling cards. http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/malthaussen
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Grenem Posts: 2067 12/6/2015	Newspaper, officially. unofficially, "That Damn IDIOT Stapled the paper to our door!" Again, the Newspaper is sent unsolicited, Nailed to doors, and is full of utter nonsense so far as the average is concerned. For instance: "the realm of fears manifest has recently had an attempted uprising by their lower elements. A reversal spirit has attempted to gather the hammer of law, so as to use their power on it. Thankfully, they were thwarted by the holy maiden, the time-breaker, and the, self-professed, standard witch. The incident's perpatrators have either been captured, neutralized, or pursued by every single member of the realm" "in the sports, today, in the realm of angels, eolande has just been promoted to administrator. Generally, this position is a huge gamble. either you die, or you gather a vast quantity of inspiration. We are now taking bets on whether she'll survive the next game of demise." roughly twenty percent of our readership are not, in fact, willingly subscribed, and would cancel the subscription if they could catch me long enough to do that. Thankfully, they are not nearly as watchful as they like to think they are. another half are under the impression this is all some fictional story, set in a vaugely neath-like setting. Who knows, it may even be true. edited by Grenem on 12/6/2015 -- Married!:http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/takuza I will accept all social actions that do not consume free evenings- and i will provide patronage to anyone who requests it, though it will be split between all requesters. On psudeo-hiatus. Will be inactive and active and fluctuate without warning. Grinding Favors without cards: http://community.failbettergames.com/topic22266-storylet-favors-grinding.aspx
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Nigel Overstreet Posts: 1220 12/6/2015	I can't imagine you'd use it, but mine is The Overstreet Underground. The chiasmus of it was irresistible. -- The Romantic Egotist: Most Hedonistic Man in All of Fallen London Are you or someone you know Overgoated? Please, let me know! Cider Club
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Lady Sapho Byron Posts: 770 12/5/2015	The Lyre of Erato, naturally. -- http://fallenlondon.com/Profile/Lady%20Sapho%20L%20Byron Fighting the Menace of Corsetry Since 1892.
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Percenila Posts: 31 12/5/2015	Encrypted Clues! Only the name is not encrypted. -- Percenila Crypts, an outgoing and resourceful lady Welcome all social actions, slow responds (Too poor for the 2015 Feast sorry)
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Kolanowski Posts: 148 12/5/2015	I run the small, but steadily growing Abyssal Daily, which totally does not contain hidden maps and offers of recruitment for a doomsday cult. Any such notions are lies and slander, and shall be dealt with. Severely. -- Kazimierz Kolanowski, gentleman, scholar, humble servant of the Maw. Chaotic Evil. Open to all social actions & accepting almost all requests. Might sell you to Satan for a single corn chip.
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James Sinclair Posts: 253 12/6/2015	James Sinclair publishes The London News and Disturber, which recently achieved the distinction of being named 'The Only Source of Truth' (although I suspect that there are several other papers that are judged similarly). Doing so required many, many Whirring Contraptions and an inordinate amount of time loitering at Wilmot's End. Frankly, it's a miracle that the printing presses are still running after so much jury-rigging. Mr Pages is known to read The London News and Disturber, although sources from within the Ministry report that it does so mainly for the fiendishly difficult crossword puzzles (which it has described as 'captilectual', 'devicacious', and 'mentally strenulating'). These are produced for the paper free of charge by a cabal of not-quite-sane writers currently enjoying the hospitality of the Royal Bethlehem Hotel. One particularly infamous crossword puzzle actually required the use of Correspondence sigils to complete; unfortunately, success would invariably ignite and destroy the paper the puzzle was printed on. All the copies of that edition were confiscated by Special Constables, but somehow the paper continues to run, even after printing slanderous lies about a feud between Mr Stone and Mr Fires regarding a certain Box... -- James Sinclair Curator of the Sanguine Ribbon Society 🗡 A fully-fledged rêveur of The Night Circus. Wines is red Spices is yellow But old Jack-of-Smiles Is a murderous fellow ☠
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The Absurd Rogue Posts: 1049 4/5/2016	"People in Spite Who Can Actually Read Daily Bulletin". -- "There is never another story. There is only one, and I try to tell it with every page. I fail, and I try again. There are no new stories; I have this one." -S.N RemainProfane#2532
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Sam Stephens Posts: 73 12/5/2016	Mine is called The Horn and Ivory Magazine, after the classical concept of dreams arriving through one of two gates. I thought about calling it The Twin Gates, but I didn't think that would get the point across. Cool names, everybody! Merry early Sacksmas! -- Hello, delicious friends! I can be found here: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Sam%20Stephens I'm open to all non-menacing social actions. I particularly enjoy a good mystery. I'm also a Corespondent who can teach at your Orphanage.
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Aberrant Eremite Posts: 362 5/15/2017	Yeah wrote: Funny story, about my newspaper... Originally, I had attempted to call it 'The Scriveners' Review', though I must have accidentally selected my Gang of Hoodlums, as that's who ended up being renamed. So now, I have a newspaper cleverly titled "Newspaper", as well as a band of shockingly erudite scoundrels. I imagine they spend their time stealing research and forcefully peer-reviewing it. You! You're Dr. Orthos, aren't you? He murdered me in cold blood and stole my research! And then he ... he made me revise and resubmit! -- Hieronymus Drake: Gentleman scholar, big-game hunter, scar-faced aristocrat. Remarkably sane, all things considered. Tanith Wyrmwood: Longshanks cat-burglar; Bohemian author; now, perhaps, something more. Bubbly, expressive, and affectionate. It’s not only still waters that run deep. Telemachia Lee: Gentle lady by birth, brawling Docker by choice. Good company in the drunk tank.
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Sandi Gummy Posts: 75 7/28/2016	"Spiteful News" xDD -- http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Julia~Jokes Hello all I am new xD You can play chess or do things with me ^^
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Sir Goomy Posts: 111 10/12/2016	Mine has the most appropriate name of all: "The Odd Fellow" -- Social actions, invites, roleplaying and general merrymaking is more than welcomed! http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Sir~Goo
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Appolonia Posts: 248 1/28/2016	I publish The Winding Sheet, best known for its obituaries. Young writers seeking exposure compete to publish the most delicious reports of the deaths of ideas, fashions, and trends. The haunted-eyed publish reports of their most spectacular fantasies of their own deaths. Tomb-colonists submit lurid poetry and make arrangements for clandestine meetings. Regardless of the acutal date of circulation, all editions are dated to the month of December. -- http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Appolonia%20VonRavenscroft
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Amyntas Posts: 72 1/13/2016	The Daily Punctilio. Some of you will get that. -- Amyntas. Zubmariner and aspiring romantic.
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Sara Hysaro Moderator Posts: 4514 12/6/2015	Gloria Marie Valdez runs That Infernal Racket. -- http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Sara%20Hysaro Please do not send SMEN, cat boxes, or Affluent Reporter requests. All other social actions are welcome. Are you a Scarlet Saint? Send a message my way to be added to the list.
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vitamancy Posts: 43 12/6/2015	Proud owner and editor-in-chief of "The Scarab" -- Shining Light on the Shadows of the Neath since 1893.
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Kittenpox Posts: 869 12/6/2015	My newspaper is titled: The Thoroughly Impartial And Not At All Seditious London Times Newspaper. (Kittenpox is mainly using it for accessing places one might not be invited "Let me through, good sir - I'm here from the Times", and the newspaper itself has only ever had one publication. Perhaps someday there will be a second issue, but today is not that day.) -- Kittenpox Current [Fabulous Diamond] count: Twenty-Five (of 50). Halfway there! ^_^ Metaphysical Caprice: 11. - Currently: Returned to the Neath, and regaining my footing in this place. :-) NO PLANT BATTLES PLEASE.
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3Squirrels Posts: 38 12/7/2015	Eddy's paper is The London Underground, but was originally to be named The Public Good - until I accidentally named their gang that and liked it better. -- Eddy Gale, The Unburdened Cracksman - Available for all your burglary-related needs. Brought to you by Three Squirrels Who Game.
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Sestina Valdis Posts: 210 12/6/2015	Sestina's newspaper is called Non-Fictional, Non-Fallacious, Non-Fussy Niceties. As the name suggests, it publishes only The Truth!... so it's really not surprising that it has only had two issues so far-- both neither very thick nor very successful. edited by Sestina Valdis on 12/6/2015 -- Sestina Valdis, the Saccharine Satirist. Appearance and Misc. Accoutrements A Past Scattered Across Discarded Stockings Fei Xue, the Artful Assassin. Self Edward de Riere, the Barebones Baron. Avatar by Daniel Ilinca.
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Rackenhammer Posts: 354 12/5/2015	Mathieu runs the Rooftop Ragger, a mostly urchin-staffed production, filled with all the secrets that the gangs that rule the roofs have exclusive access to. Or whatever nonsense Clever Bill wants to foist on the unsuspecting public. Mathieu doesn't care so much, as long as it lets his little friends eat well, and teaches then a trade, respectable or otherwise. -- "DO NOT TRUST HAPPY ENDINGS. DO NOT FEAR SAD ENDINGS... NEITHER ARE ENDINGS." ~ Mathieu Psmith: The Bard of Lost Children, loving husband, and a fixture of the artistic set. Can never resist making a show of things... Irene Psmith: Adopted Daughter of Mathieu. Specializes in Information, Acquisitions, and the Acquisition of Information. Vaughan Montblanc: Once a frontiersman of Western Canada, he now practices medicine in London. His discretion may be absolutely trusted.
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malaugurie Posts: 39 12/5/2015	Mine happens to be called Blackbird Gazette! We focus on fashion and scandal. Especially scandal. -- "Hey there devils it's me, ya girl Merle"
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Saevitia Posts: 58 12/7/2015	Saevitia runs The Careless Whisper under a name she made up and doesn't always remember. As such, the "misprint" of the owner's name on various editions is not a misprint at all. The Whisper briefly stirred up a bit of trouble when it published a questionably documented story directly implicating the Masters of some never really mentioned activity that may not have even been a crime. Ever since, revolutionary sorts have bought occasional copies thinking it may subscribe to their beliefs. Much more interesting -- and far more likely to be the reason for continued readership -- is the volume of coded, unusual, or downright barking-mad letters and classifieds it will publish. Some are submitted voluntarily by readers; others are donated by urchins* who filch personal memoirs in the night. The Careless Whisper doesn't much care where it gets its "news", only that it is acquired and is sufficiently bewildering as to be saleable. * There may or may not be a sign on the paper's offices suggesting urchins visit certain specific doors to provide "news" in exchange for loose change, scraps of cloth, weasels, and so on. There also may or may not be a weekly flyer distributed to urchin groups "suggesting" where they may want to seek "news" for the coming edition. -- Saevitia's profile and appearance! [Gone NORTH] Now playing Esméralda, Saevitia's former helmswoman and moralistic Campaigner; she looks like this. I'm usually up for RP. Social actions are generally accepted; those with in-character RP invitations are most likely to be reciprocated.
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titusAndronicus Posts: 9 1/14/2016	My newspaper is named THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN It's a terrible newspaper full of propaganda, lurid stories, and straight-up lies. -- http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/titusAndronicus - a gentleman of great impropriety, and a great friend to the rubbery.)
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Gonen Posts: 817 1/13/2016	Mine is The Sunday Pulse. A rather failing and uninteresting newspaper. Can't do well with a crew of a drunkard baronet who lost his title and cannot enter the most mundane of parties [The social column], an ambitious color blind Ratus Faber [Art], a low level street con artist [where IS he today d*n it! Sports.], an old cynical professor who lost his job at the university [science and letters to the editor], a Clay Man [accounting... Yea, doesn't help decreasing our debts, I know] and a rubbery man (woman, we think) [Her title is.. we don't really... know? Always been there, helping. No one remember recruiting her. Always arrives before everyone and leaves last. Best worker we have in this sorry lot. Senior editor, I guess]. edited by Gonen on 1/13/2016* -- The Ashen Anesthesiologist - Paramount Londoner Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil; Who substitute darkness for light and light for darkness. The long journey to eccentricity: On March 10th, 2018, reached 15 on all quirks, simultaneously. The Quirky Anesthesiologist
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Samuel Perryman Posts: 14 1/14/2016	The Daily Prophet. No it doesn't cover magical news, why does everyone ask that? I find that insulting to the broad religious base that forms my readership. -- Samuel Perryman A Correspondent and a patriot, seeking to bring London to a new Neathy Empire. An Extraordinary Mind accepting new proteges. Cecil Palmer Wait... Where is my radio?
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Brian Hibbs Posts: 3 4/18/2016	It is uncreative, but since it is a publication that would actually be in London by the time the game started and I hadn't seen it mentioned anywhere I chose to name my newspaper The Economist. -- Hello: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Brian~Hibbs
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The Black-Shirted Radical Posts: 188 5/2/2016	The New London League of National Populists produces a party newspaper- Anabasis or "Upward March". It is a bold newspaper, with a very high turnout and rather low consumption rate. Produced out of the Radical's own pocket, it is printed in secret by a family of disgruntled Irish printers whose previous premises were burnt by Devils for producing Christian literature. The newspaper is very heavy on rhetoric, with party officials writing tirades against anarchists, the Masters, bankers, non-Christians and Devils. The paper outlines the National Populist viewpoint, from the emancipation of Clay Men to the abdication of the Traitor Empress. The paper includes advertisements for party uniform purchase, subscription membership and details of the next rally. Needless to say, to be seen reading it in all but LNP strongholds is an invitation to a street fight. -- Poet of once distinguished acclaim.Apprentice alcoholic. Somewhere to the right of Attila the Hun. Radical politician, playwright, duelist, archaeologist,Correspondence professor,criminal mastermind, Commander of the Auxiliary Constabulary, Leader of the League of National Populists, former Governor of Port Carnelion . Rude, crude and scandalous to know. Plot his lynching at http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/The~Black-Shirted~Radical
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Sorocske Posts: 1 8/5/2016	I names mine Delicious Daily Drivels.
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JimmyTMalice Posts: 237 8/24/2016	The Strident Bugle: delivering News directly into your Earholes at alarming Volume since 1893! edited by JimmyTMalice on 8/24/2016 -- Gideon Stormstrider, the Esoteric Gadgeteer Jimmy T. Malice, gone. A Tale of Two Suns - Meeting Your Maker - A Squid in the Polls
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The Absurd Rogue Posts: 1049 8/24/2016	"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH Biweekly" ((It's actually The Flowerdene Underground, but that's so boring. XD )) -- "There is never another story. There is only one, and I try to tell it with every page. I fail, and I try again. There are no new stories; I have this one." -S.N RemainProfane#2532
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Saklad Posts: 528 11/30/2018	The Truth: because "The Ankh-Morpork Times” would be a bit on-the-nose. -- Saklad5, a man of many talents
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Yeah Posts: 67 5/15/2017	Funny story, about my newspaper... Originally, I had attempted to call it 'The Scriveners' Review', though I must have accidentally selected my Gang of Hoodlums, as that's who ended up being renamed. So now, I have a newspaper cleverly titled "Newspaper", as well as a band of shockingly erudite scoundrels. I imagine they spend their time stealing research and forcefully peer-reviewing it. -- Yeah Man - A Bleeding-heart hoarder of curiosities.
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Arcengal Posts: 196 11/30/2018	"The Letter X". There's a story behind it. -- https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/Arcengal
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Arcengal Posts: 196 12/1/2018	Jolanda Swan wrote: And the story is? I wanted to call my Salon "Arc's Arcade", but despite being "only limited by (my) imagination and good taste", I couldn't call it that because FL doesn't allow apostrophes in titles. I ended up going for "Arcs Arcade" and I went on a big rant about it to my friend, who also plays. We then went onto discuss what I should call my newspaper, partially in protest: [14:46, 11/14/2018] Call it x [14:46, 11/14/2018] MUST BE CAPITALIZED, YOU HEATHEN [14:46, 11/14/2018] "X" [14:47, 11/14/2018] WE SAID A NAME, NOT A LETTER. YOU TWIT [14:47, 11/14/2018] "Mr Pages glowers over the table at you, furiously, while signing off the paper hard enough to tear through it." [14:47, 11/14/2018] "The Letter X" .... [14:49, 11/14/2018]The newspaper is now known as The Letter X -- https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/Arcengal
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Daedalus_Falk Posts: 234 12/1/2018	Mine is the Veilgarden Varangian. -- https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/Daedalus_Falk ---- For I was hungry, and you gave me rats. I was thirsty, and you gave me rats. I was naked, and you gave me rats. The rodents were gathered together, the cats slept in the Sun’s blindness, and the rats rose like the Moon, in the light at the edge of the cheese.
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Six Handed Merchant Posts: 141 6/9/2019	The Six-Handed Merchant named their paper "The World Wide Web" for...reasons... -- The Six Handed Merchant: If it's the truth you seek, The Six Handed Merchant is the gentlemen-, er, lady-, er, detective you need! Just pay no heed to that Eradication Officer tailing Six: that poor fellow is simply out of his mind! Six's Mantlepiece (I am available for roleplaying and SAs. My schedule is pretty full, so please PM me first to work out the details.)
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the old man Posts: 381 10/10/2019	mine is the last honest newspaper made with respects to an old and dead friend motto integrity is worth dying for but the truth is worth living for edited by the old man on 10/10/2019 edited by the old man on 10/10/2019 edited by the old man on 3/11/2020 -- an old irish spy from the colonies, somewhat irrigo impaired but still sharp as a tack. friendly enough just don't mention parabola he gets awfully melancholic. (an honorary cat my life is complete) https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/The%20old%20man no plant battles please for the love of god
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phryne Posts: 1347 1/2/2020	I have a character who, in my headcanon, is an Elder Continent exile. They named their London newspaper "The Blue Prophet". -- Accounts: Bag a Legend • Light Fingers • Heart's Desire • Nemesis • no ambition Exceptional Stories, sorted by Season and by writer ― Favours & Renown Guide
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Rainette Posts: 5 9/3/2016	I am happen to be the owner of The Neathy Protean Gazette and Correspondence. I welcome you as a colleague. Please do stop by my premises in Doubt Street. Yours in Ink Professor Rainette d'Bosquette, Doctor _______ and Litterature, Bachelor of Psychonometry Editor in Chief The Neathy Protean Gazette and Correspondence Captain of the Nautiluz
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Hotshot Blackburn Posts: 110 9/4/2016	Vox Populi - a populist rag or a voice for the voiceless? Depends on who you bring the topic up with. -- Hotshot Blackburn: Messidor, Aspirant to the Calendar Council. Paramount Presence. Seeker of the Name. A firm believer in kindness, solidarity, and sufficient use of force and firepower.
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Crimson Mage Posts: 15 9/16/2016	The Neathglass Correspondent- A treasure-trove of knowledge better left secret. An intellectual's attempt to reconcile the Neath's many mysteries with science. A fire hazard with far too many Correspondence symbols. -- Crimson Mage, a man with a strange name and a love of mysteries. Gone North, as he knew he would
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theonie Posts: 77 8/9/2016	The Neath Today is the rather unoriginal name of my newspaper. -- theonie, an inescapable, midnight, terrifying, and irresistible lady. All social actions except Affluent Photographer welcome. As a Midnighter, will gladly accept all invitations to Orphanages.
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Sir Goomy Posts: 111 10/12/2016	Edward Frye wrote: I can't think of a name for my newspaper. Anyone have any suggestions? It supports clay and rattus faber rights, and protests against The Masters (which is probably not a good idea). "Mr.Bungle's Last Sober Day" OR "Ars Moriendi" And yes, those names are references to something(s). edited by Sir Goomy on 10/12/2016 -- Social actions, invites, roleplaying and general merrymaking is more than welcomed! http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Sir~Goo
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Loulou Posts: 51 12/5/2016	After a great deal of thought and agonizing over the decision, I am now the proud owner of the Doubt Street Dispatch! But if anyone is still looking for a name, I also considered: The Neathy Prophet The New Newgate Times The Forgotten Quarter Quarterly The Flute Street Philosopher The Veilgarden Variety The Wolfstack Whistle -- Dr. Emmaline Anders, Open to most social actions, and accepting all calling cards. Lieutenant Balzac Thibault, seldom seen in public and rarely (if ever) available for social actions. Rest in love, Lady Ellia Stoneham, gone NORTH at last. Open to PMs if you're looking for help with affairs 'enigmatic'.
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Isabelle Posts: 1 6/22/2017	Stormwater Documents edited by Charmaine Vadmor on 6/22/2017
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Lady Karnstein Posts: 277 1/23/2018	London Labrys, same as the Salon. -- Lady Caroline Karnstein, The Moral Hedonist (Description) Infamous writer, artist, and courtesan. Unrepentant Invert. Hesperidean. Paramount Presence, Correspondent, Nocturnal. Poet Laureate of the Neath, Ambassador to Arbor
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Ixc Posts: 365 5/1/2018	The Bastion of Truth -- Pleased to meet you. Ixc, spy and detective. Inventor of the Correspondence Cannon. Are you a Paramount Presence? Record your name here. For posterity, of course. Out of the night that covers me, Black as the pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul.
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Balefire Posts: 7 1/3/2017	I have just begun The Beyond Doubt Chronicle. We shall be reporting on diverse, delicious, and delectable stories of all sorts, including scandals, which are easy to find. Or to create. -- https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/Deguello It is said that Deguello seems to want it all, and does not always discriminate overly much regarding how he acquires it. He wouldn't go out of his way to refute that, nor would he overly concern himself with avoiding scandal, welcoming it, in fact, as often as not. As for timing, he'd say that now is almost certainly preferable to later. https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/Balefire%20Ebonheart Merchant or smuggler, explorer or interloper, archaeologist or tomb robber, privateer or pirate? It depends on your point of view, but Captain Ebonheart has an insatiable curiosity and must perforce engage in divers means of funding his research, whether at zee, in a library, or in a pub.
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Jermaine Vendredi Posts: 588 1/3/2017	It is my great pleasure to announce the first publication of THE NEATH HELLION. All news definitely true, whether fit to print or not. -- No plant battles, please. https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/Jermion
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Ragged Martha Posts: 11 2/13/2017	"The Rag." For after all, a rag can be cut from any cloth and used to clean any sort of mess you can imagine! Who's to say it's not one of silk used to daub up prisoner's honey? ...Admittedly it isn't, but it very well could be one day. -- Charmingly abrasive, skulking like a rat amidst picked-over refuse, and staring with unblinking eyes at those who'd so fecklessly discard a perfectly good crust of bread. Ah! There's one now! Dinner! Ragged Martha, a dead woman walking. What's not to love? Don't waste her time (And you'll know if you are, you little devil, you), and she won't waste yours. Corresponds entirely through telegrams, perhaps excepting gifts she delivers in person.
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robberbaroness Posts: 4 5/15/2017	Mine is The Chthonic Companion. We're still finding our voice, but so far there's an equal mix of hard-hitting truth-telling and pornographic poetry in our pages.
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Saklad Posts: 528 6/7/2016	I named mine The Truth. Our motto is “The Truth shall make Ye Fret”. edited by Saklad5 on 6/7/2016 -- Saklad5, a man of many talents
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Professor Strix Posts: 616 7/27/2016	What reminds me, I have managed to fund successfully the London's Journal of Science Education, a weekly newspaper of considerable lenght with scientific articles that were considered irrelevant to be published in actual scientific journals (articles about failures, for instance, that, despite being useful, aren't considered 'saleable', or articles about teaching science for the masses), news about scientific expeditions, fun facts for the masses, interviews with the Neath's most proeminent authorities in scientific fields, articles about technology, and only 1% of the editor-in-chief's mad theories and speculations that she can't really teach at the University. It barely pays for itself, but it has faithful readers in the Neath's academic population and the owner isn't exactly worried with profit. -- The Inescapable Professor, London's Most Academic Detective. Open to consultation from Mondays to Fridays, above the Silver Binding bookshop, Veilgarden. Half the payment in advance, half after closing the case. No refunds. "THIS SATURDAY, in MAHOGANY HALL, delight your eyes with the DARING FEATS of the DAPPER ESCAPIST. Gape at his CHARM and WIT and his CLEVER TRICKS OF ILLUSIONISM. No mirrors used." --------- Social actions welcomed. Will take menaces if not currently grinding that one stat. Send them and cross your fingers. http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Professor%20Strix My alt loiters suspiciously if you want to: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Derek%20Davis
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th8827 Posts: 823 4/18/2016	I am the proud(?) editor of "The Rubbery Enquirer". -- http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/th8827 Gone NORTH. It's nice here.
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malthaussen Posts: 1060 1/14/2016	@Samuel: I'm hip, it's obviously a rag dedicated to the great god Mammon. -- Mal -- "Of two choices, I always take the third." Will do all socials except Loitering or Private Evenings (all my Free Evenings are accounted for), and Affluent Photographer Betrayals only, please. I am not currently accepting calling cards. http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/malthaussen
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Guest 1/14/2016	titusAndronicus wrote: My newspaper is named THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN It's a terrible newspaper full of propaganda, lurid stories, and straight-up lies. I wish to lodge a complaint: Every time I try to buy an edition, I run away screaming. When I read any words, my hair catches on fire.
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Shadowcthuhlu Posts: 1557 1/14/2016	The Avalon Oracle, which publishes only the most scandalous, truthful, and most outrageous news. Though figuring out which issue is which is the challenge. When asked on the reason for this eccentric publishing scheme, Dirae Erineys responded that they published whatever news they thought their wife wanted to read this morning. Goodness knows how they say in business. -- https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/Dirae%20Erinyes. Closed to calling cards, but open for all other social action. I also love to roleplay.
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Kaigen Posts: 530 1/19/2016	The Flit Dispatch, fluttering down from somewhere above your eaves on a regular basis. -- Just a simple doctor with a chess habit. Publisher of The Flit Dispatch. "One must remember that the impossible is, alas, always possible." -Jacques Derrida
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Suhe Gul Posts: 200 1/13/2016	Mine is called Book of Delusions Weekly. Even I don't understand how you can publish a weekly printed book. when I figure out, we will start publishing weekly. For now, it only have one edition. -- http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/suhe%20gul I am open to social actions except affluent photographer and loitering. Correspondent and willing to make orphanage calls. Want a sip of cider? http://community.failbettergames.com/topic20425-want-a-sip-of-hesperidean-cider-heres-how.aspx
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Passionario Posts: 777 12/5/2015	Eschaton Immanentized -- Passionario: Profile, Story, Ending Passion: Profile, Appearance
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Hobnail Posts: 179 12/5/2015	The Sunless Coast! -- http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Hobnail
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Kukapetal Posts: 1449 12/7/2015	The London Daily Snooze
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Galena Posts: 4 1/13/2016	My newspaper is The Aeolian Crier, since its content is startling, unwelcome in most parlors, and probably tinged with correspondence undertones. A great place to catch up on London's latest conspiracy theories. edited by Galena on 1/13/2016 -- http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/zytican Biologist, author, and general meddler.
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TheThirdPolice Posts: 609 1/13/2016	The Oddigem Correspondence, named years ago as the reversal of the city of Megiddo. At the time I thought this was a good candidate for the First City. -- Excessive Corpse & Tender to Irreal Ravens Lover of Flawed Souls And with especial pride, Worst Screwup of the Decade!
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