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PE Astherson's invitation to potential partners
Andrew Astherson
Posts: 118
6/11/2015
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Dear sir or madam, my name is Andrew Astherson and I would like to offer you a wide range of services:
- hunt / eradication contracts on various monstrosities (exorcism service excluded);
- hunt / eradication raids logistics and supervision;
- rent of gymnasium and shooting range, tuitional sparring sessions;
- theoretical and practical lessons on firearms / cold weapons usage and sustain, survival lessons, first aid basics, zoology and cryptozoology;
- cartographical, navigational and logistical services;
- public relation services, including salon invitations arrangement, events hosting, lobbying;
- sale / purchace management;
- materials gathering for artistic representatives;
- information gathering.
- may consider providing with partonage.
If you consider my services useful, or you seek for partnership, please feel free to contact me.
Looking forward for cooperation.
Yours sincerely, A.A.
edited by Andrew Astherson on 6/30/2015
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> Currently open for RP:
Andrew Astherson - heavy-tempered, rapacious but reliable menace of slavonic-tatar origin.
Clement "don't you call me Clem!" Mustela - merry and licentious to a stupid degree Irishman-detective
> My lads appearances ; Astherson's short backstory
> Seeking for RP partner(s), are you ? This thread might be the right place.
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The Dark Gentleman
Posts: 188
6/14/2015
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Fingerking Bourguignon?
Blemmigan gravy?
Zee-bat au vin?
Jilly-fleur stew?
Child's play!
This man has done things with spider councils I never thought possible. Capture, you ask? Ha! A task for lesser men. Mr. Astherson not only removed the menace from one of my properties, but also prepared it with very fine risotto into a dish containing ABSOLUTELY NO ACTUAL spider council at all. It was a magnificent meal enjoyed at the most recent meeting of the Apicius Club. I wholeheartedly endorse Mr. Astherson for all of your unique and challenging catering needs.
If you're Unaccountably Peckish, call on Andrew Astherson.
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The Dark Gentleman~ Social actions welcome. Menace reductions upon request. Newspaper interviews by appointment. Falconry by invitation only.
"THE HOURS FEAR THE NAMES.
THE NAMES FEAR THE LONG.
THE LONG FEAR THE KNOW.
ALL FEAR THE HOURS."
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Andrew Astherson
Posts: 118
6/15/2015
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The Dark Gentleman wrote:
If you're Unaccountably Peckish, call on Andrew Astherson.
Ehm... In the lands I came from, almost nothing goes to waste... Even if this "nothing" has attempted to shred you with its fangs few minutes ago.
However, I specialize in either nullifying menaces, or drill-sergeanting you up to the formidable levels of self-defence capacity.
When it comes up to the matters of hunger, I usually saturate the informational kind of it: local writers, journalists and more illusory entities are crazed (sometimes literally) about stories / news / intel.
Though, I do practice tradition to treat my honorable customers and partners with a bit more exotic dishes, like Neptune's harlot-fry dumplings or predatory orchid borsch.
Wanna try ?
edited by Andrew Astherson on 6/16/2015
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> Currently open for RP:
Andrew Astherson - heavy-tempered, rapacious but reliable menace of slavonic-tatar origin.
Clement "don't you call me Clem!" Mustela - merry and licentious to a stupid degree Irishman-detective
> My lads appearances ; Astherson's short backstory
> Seeking for RP partner(s), are you ? This thread might be the right place.
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