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NiteBrite
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3/23/2015
I am finally at a point where I have enough echos of materials that I feel I can attempt to find the heptagoat, at the cost of everything I own. No one knows how the heptagoat can be obtained, but it is rumored to already be among us. The seeker nature in me says the truth is out there, and if I can find it I must try, even if it costs me dearly. I have so many precious things, each will be more difficult to part with than the last. The Hesperidean Cider may be the hardest to part with of all, but it may become necessary in the pursuit of knowledge.

To avoid endless stalling and to force some ~Tough Choices~, I've set the arbitrary deadline of April 7th upon myself to finalize my preparations, and save as many things as I can before attempting the Heptagoat search (fire sale of my inventory).

My first try will be to sell everything I own except the Hesperidean cider and get 7 overgoats. I pray it unlocks with 7 overgoats. That would be the ideal situation. I will still lose many things just for those 7 overgoats such as my Tier 8 scrap items and collection of 140+ searing enigmas that I saved for the return of seeking. These items are worth so much more than their echo sale price it pains me to see them go, but thems the breaks.

Failing that, with a heavy heart I will say goodbye to my good friend, the Hesperidean Cider for 80,000 echos at the bazaar and get 7 more overgoats for a total of 14. Ubergoats x7 will follow after that (roughly the same value as the Cider purchase cost). That will be the extent of what I know to do and try.

This is uncharted waters. No one has ever attempted this before, and there is no guarantee anything I have planned is remotely correct. In a worst case scenario I will have given away years of grinding and progress and only have a handful of goats to show for it. The losses from sale of a cider alone are staggering (an -80,000 echo change in value or roughly 1 year of optimal grinding). But I will not be deterred. Someone has to try, and that someone might as well be me. I believe in the heptagoat (but does it believe in me?).

This is it, Heptagoat or Bust.

That said, since this may be the final two weeks that I own a cider and I am a very community minded individual, if anyone would like a sip before it goes please message me and I will send you a sip. Its more important to me to share it while I can than it is to grind a couple more echos and save a few more of my treasures (community is the ultimate treasure). I've sent out about 31 sips to my friend on Tumblr and IRC today, and I would like to extend that same courtesy to those of you who are part of the community via the forums as well.

If you want to try some sips of cider let me know.

Thanks,
NiteBrite

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NiteBrite
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4/12/2015
Let's just say I have a new friend on my profile ~_^

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NiteBrite
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4/14/2015
With my luck, the heptagoat will turn out to work on noman mechanics and end up melting tomorrow due to an lack of sufficient quantities of impossible theorems :P

Haha I tease, but no I don't think there's more to it really, and it's not really a seeking thing either (acquiring goats is more of a bazaar thing/working within the system isn't a very eaten quality). Honestly, it's surprising how much content the heptagoat has already. Goats have been for sale at the Bazaar for how many years now? It's not exactly high traffic content. Or at least it wasn't (this may change now that it has been -discovered-). There's no real rush to have all the content right here right now this very instant either since only a small group will ever play it over the course of a very long time (we forum goers tend to be fairly hardcore players comparatively). There are other priorities like ambitions and sunless sea to think about :P

But the great thing about Fallen London is that there's always that potential for more. It's a game that grows and changes and has a real life of it's own. Hardly a day goes by without some minor tweak or change. Maybe the heptagoat does nothing now, but the fact that it even exists means it could do something someday. Maybe one day it will be a player at the Marvellous (or a stake, if it allows). Maybe it will tame a Mr Sacks and infiltrate the Bazaar at the deepest levels. Or maybe, just maybe one day it will grow up to be so buff that it headbutts the sixth city back to the surface, saving London from an otherwise crushing end. Who knows what the future holds.

All I know is the heptagoat, like a prodigy, holds great promise and potential for the future.
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NiteBrite
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4/8/2015
It hasn't failed yet. I still have the slow grind to 7 ubers to try (though it -will- take a good while to draw the required cards).

But even if it fails, it's totally cool. When you are at the bleeding edge of new content, you go into these things knowing your chances are slim. Win or lose, it's about having fun and doing something I enjoy. And I enjoyed very much streaming the sale of my inventory for an hour and forty minutes to an audience of 40 people. We had a good time of it to say the least.

And 14 overgoats is still a heck of an accomplishment if nothing else. It's definitely something I can feel proud about. It will be an interesting time grinding back all my important resources smile
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NiteBrite
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3/24/2015
Everyone above this post should have received a sip of cider today; however, typos and misclicks (and not being in london/out of reach of social actions) does happen, so if you have not received a sip yet please do let me know.

When most people think of the Cider, the images that come to mind are of its worth as a restorative, or as a key to immortality. I've always seen a different value in it, as a gift that brings people together. If it comes to it, and I do give up the cider, I think what I will miss most about it is the weddings. Not too often, but on occasion, folks would come to me and ask if I could send their betrothed a special gift, a sip of immortality, to commemorate their special day. And I always felt that was touching, and sweet. My character owns a small boutique and sells dresses so working weddings felt appropriate. Even if I was involved no further than just the offering of a sip one time, it felt really good being a part of it and playing that role. Sure this cider has healed many wounds, but it has also been a brilliant thread woven through countless (like 4 or 5) tales of love and friendship. The Bazaar will surely get one hell of a deal if I am to part with it.
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4/13/2015
Achieved on the 7th page of this thread, no less. Congoatulations!

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NiteBrite
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4/13/2015
fortluna wrote:
This is so amazing! (It's got such little horns too)
Does Caprine Authority do anything, though?

It makes me the highest level authority on all things goat. Meaning I can make up- I mean tell you all amazing goat facts which must be true probably :P

an_ocelot wrote:
Amazing! (Did you echo it seven times on purpose?)
Of course haha.

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4/12/2015
Christ on a bike me sideways, it is among us!

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NiteBrite
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4/12/2015
Sara Hysaro wrote:
I wonder what new options Caprine Authority +3 unlock. At least, I'm assuming it'll unlock a new option. If not it's cute nonetheless.

Nothing on the card, but then it is a wee and precious baby so I'm not too surprised. I am so pumped it even exists. This is fantastic!

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Fhoenix
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4/12/2015
IT IS AMONG US!

In all seriousness, you have to wonder how long this option has been there. All the time since Acquaintance was added? Or could this forum post actually influence FB to add it post haste? Because you know, when somebody sells Hesperidean Cider something HAS to happen.

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The Dark Gentleman
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3/23/2015
Behold the wild Seeker lacking in their most basic resource, self-flagellating Seeking opportunities.

To compensate, first our dedicated Seeker prepares (overprepares? never...) for the eventual return of their beloved suicide cult. Then begins the search for new nigh-impossible heights to climb: ridiculous numbers of Hallowmas Confessions, insane amounts of Noman's Friend, tricky character-deleting moments... Becoming desperate at Seeking's long delay, the Seeker comes at last to the goal yet unattained - the Heptagoat.

"It is already among us", the words taunt. But taunt no more. For now, the Seeker is on the trail, and no grind, no price, no sacrifice is so great that it shall stay their plan to obtain this mythical beast, to prove, at last, that the Heptagoat is indeed among us, and living in Nitebrite's basement.

Good luck, Nitebrite. Our dark and tentacle-laden prayers go with you. And if you might send a small cider donation as said prayers are sent to you, so much the better.

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Passionario
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3/28/2015
I have tasted many things, but the Cider has eluded me until now. I would greatly appreciate if you could help me with that.
NiteBrite wrote:
No one knows how the heptagoat can be obtained, but it is rumored to already be among us.

"Heptagoat" is an anagram of "Teapot Hag". So look for the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner.

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Estelle Knoht
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4/8/2015
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Diptych
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3/23/2015
Worst case scenario, you use whatever cash you have left over to buy a sleigh, hitch it to your seven Ubergoats, and ride it into town!

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The Zealous Zee-Captain
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3/23/2015
The answer must be more goats!

If not seven Overgoats, then seven Übergoats! If not seven Übergoats, then seven by seven Overgoats! If not fourty-nine Overgoats, then seven by seven Übergoats!

THE ANSWER MUST BE MOAR GOATS!

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Kylestien
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3/23/2015
For what it's worth, I hope you do not need to sell the Cider. I always wanted a flask of Cider myself, though I lack the patience to grind even for a Overgoat, let alone that, so seeing it sold for what may well be a fruitless quest, especially since I believe you got given it for donating to charity, would really suck, especially if this is not the way. I wish you the best of luck in your endeavor however, and may you get the Heptagoat you desire.

Also, If there is anything I can (Reasonably) do to aid you in achieving this goal or recovery afterwards, like should you need Making Waves from Dante's Grill to get M-----S B---D to sell or something, just send me a message as to why you need it in the invite, and if I can aid without hurting myself irrecoverably, or even just have a very good reason, I will.
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Fhoenix
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4/12/2015
Well let's hope this baby will have a chance to grow.

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NiteBrite
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4/12/2015
Status update, my house is full of sevens. Seven ubergoats that is Big Grin

Next time I draw the card will be the moment of truth.

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NiteBrite
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4/12/2015
Oh my something is happens (but I cant say because its fate content).

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NiteBrite
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4/12/2015
Haha its funny you should mention that Grenem. After getting the hepta goat I did attempt to sell a stained soul to the quiet deviless and grossed her out, then I threw the amanuensis out on his ear. Devils/Hell got hella wreked last night Big Grin

By the way, does anyone have name suggestions for the heptagoat?
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NiteBrite
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4/7/2015
I am streaming now on http://www.twitch.tv/crudeimposter_nitebrite

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3/28/2015
Passionario wrote:
I have tasted many things, but the Cider has eluded me until now. I would greatly appreciate if you could help me with that.
NiteBrite wrote:
No one knows how the heptagoat can be obtained, but it is rumored to already be among us.

"Heptagoat" is an anagram of "Teapot Hag". So look for the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner.


But also "Got Ape Hat" so clearly you need to feet a Malevolent Monkey to an Exceptional Hat

Or "Hate Tag Op" so possibly an exceptionally violent form of tag... which sounds like the Game of Knife and Candle. And a channel op is like a referee, so you need to become a Referee in the game of Knife and Candle. Which most of us have done. Thus, it's already among us. QED.

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A B Nile
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3/31/2015
What a stupid plan. It will never work.

Let me know if I can hinder you in any way.

I have no desire to try Cider, so whatever you do, please don't send me any.

Heptaggggggg7777777oat
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4/4/2015
Dawn of the first day, 72 hours remain. Big Grin

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A B Nile
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4/23/2015
Yes, it's suitably ominous.

All this talk about goat-naming reminded me that I hadn't named my own Ubergoat (which, to be honest, now looks kind of pitiful in comparison to the mighty THE GOAT x14).

After some consideration I decided to call it Goat Unquote. I have reserved Goat d'Azur, Single Transferable Goat and Goat Cuisine for future use.

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4/23/2015
A B Nile wrote:
After some consideration I decided to call it Goat Unquote. I have reserved Goat d'Azur, Single Transferable Goat and Goat Cuisine for future use.


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4/13/2015
NiteBrite wrote:
Let's just say I have a new friend on my profile ~_^


Amazing! (Did you echo it seven times on purpose?)

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Owen Wulf
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3/23/2015
You would trade immortality for a corral of demonic goats? Well, with so many of the fiends one could perhaps leverage quite a bit from the powers that be in the Neath.

And I too would like yet one more sip if you could spare the action point. Always an interesting experience.

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The Machinist
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3/27/2015
A courageous effort, and a spirit of adventure that dwarfs anything I have ever seen. So great is this venture that I had to end my long reign of lurking and create an account to congratulate you in your spirit and determination. May you reach heights of goatsmanship none have ever dreamed of comprehending, and may those untamed wilds be as glorious and as sweet as only one intrepid explorer may ever truly know.

And of course, should you find the capacity to send a sip to an unimportant gentleman such as myself, you would be fulfilling an unrepentant schemer's greatest dream.

Godspeed in your quest to become the Goatest Of All Time.
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NiteBrite
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4/6/2015
I wonder if I should/could live stream selling my stuff for the goats tomorrow?

Any interest in that? It'd be around 7pm cst on my twitch channel if so. Let me know.

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4/8/2015
14 Overgoats is definitely an accomplishment to be proud of. I wish you the best of luck in finding the solution to the Heptagoat puzzle! I'm certain it is among us, just waiting to be discovered.

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4/12/2015
Marcus of the Mangrove College wrote:
What the... :O CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

How about... "Mr Eaten" for the name?
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. You want to give a being like The Heptagoat, a being of horrific and terrible power, the name of someone who would be more then happy for a bit of terrible power now? Let me tell you something: names have power, and naming The Heptagoat after Mr Eaten would be VERY unwise.

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4/12/2015
Mr. Torgue.

Only name baddass enough to match your feat. Only name, man.

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4/13/2015
dov wrote:
You can see the goat on NiteBrite's profile.

It only shows Caprine Authority 3. No other stats. Which is weird.
(I mean, how can it not be a little Bizarre or Dreaded?)

it's not bizarre- just an 'innocent' little goat kid. not respectable- goat raising is for peasants. not dreaded, because only devils might know what it entails, and even then, only maybe. higher chances they decide it's just a young overgoat. the heptagoat looks innocent, like a lamb to the slaughter. the loss of watchful is odd, though.
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The Midnight Road
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4/13/2015
An accomplishment like this deserves a specific praise. Which is to say...
Congoatulations!
Congoatulations!
Congoatulations!
Congoatulations!
Congoatulations!
Congoatulations!
Congoatulations!

Because what else is there to say?

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4/16/2015
I fully suspect that raising the kid to full goatyness will cost one of each 3200 scrap item.

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Master Polarimini
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4/16/2015
In awe for this wondrous accomplishment !

I'm really curious to see what the future will bring for the heptagoat - I understand that some people feel underwhelmed by the actual use in terms of game mechanics. But frankly, those who sacrify 8 Ubergoats and a Theorem (and all the money and time dedicated to get them) are clearly on a different level than "getting +X for this attribute".

Even if, I must say, I have the feeling that future steps will allow the owner of the heptagoat to drive its growth (after all it's a baby, the owner must attend to its education!).

I suck at names so I won't dare to give suggestions, but I'd be immensely amused if such a creature of wonder will have a totally common name, like, "Bob" Big Grin

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4/16/2015
Master Polarimini wrote:
I'd be immensely amused if such a creature of wonder will have a totally common name, like, "Bob" Big Grin



Well.. Twin Peaks has taught us that Bob would be a very apt name for such an infernal creature!

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4/17/2015
I was hoping to see it have the Quality "Goats All the Way Down +1"

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4/22/2015
Congratulations NiteBrite! A fine occasion indeed!

The next time you get a heptagoat, you could name it Mungus. Because it is already a Mungus.

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4/12/2015
I wonder what new options Caprine Authority +3 unlock. At least, I'm assuming it'll unlock a new option. If not it's cute nonetheless.

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4/12/2015
I may not have always believed you would succeed NiteBrite, but I always knew you would be mad. For better or for worse, fate has once more tied the two into one.

It's fortunate you're fond of sevens, dear, because you're seven for all eternity now. Beyond the history of books and minds and men, the Neath itself will remember you.
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Emain Ablach
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4/12/2015
Fhoenix wrote:
IT IS AMONG US!

In all seriousness, you have to wonder how long this option has been there. All the time since Acquaintance was added? Or could this forum post actually influence FB to add it post haste? Because you know, when somebody sells Hesperidean Cider something HAS to happen.


I think they added it, like the "Scorched bu the Sun" quality, which didn't exist because they didn't think someone would be mad enough to [eaten by the silent void].

Congratulations NiteBrite ! I'm glad you didn't do all this sacrifices for nothing ! (I must admit I feared you wouldn't get your Heptagoat even though you sacrified so much... that's a relief !)

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The Machinist
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4/9/2015
I saw you in The Flit today NiteBrite, one Ubergoat richer according to your journal. Goatspeed.
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dov
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4/12/2015
Congratulations, NiteBrite!!

To give up immortality for a (chance for a) goat....
I'm impressed.

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dov
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4/12/2015
Just read the parts quoted in your journal.
The cost and actions needed to get the heptagoat are staggering.

Do I get this right that it's 7 ubergoats, and an Impossible Theorem as well (plus 1 Fate)?

I'm also impressed (as usual) with FBG - to create such specific content that in years and years of gameplay only a small handful of players will ever likely play!

So, I assume the next logical step is to see if it's possible to become a Paramount Presence by having 7 Heptagoats, right?


EDIT: I also assume that once Seeking content returns the next step would be to sacrifice a Heptagoat... :-)

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Rupho Schartenhauer
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4/12/2015
The biggest, goatiest congratulations to you, NiteBrite! I love it when a mad scheme actually works! You are truly Fallen London's Paramount Presence! wink

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4/12/2015
In the depths of the Bazaar, always look to goats.

Congratulations!

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Grenem
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4/12/2015
congratulations on your heptagoat, please mention if it opens up any new opurtunities- otherwise, my condolences for the heptagoat's general uselessness.
also, did it cost you your hell connections or iron republic safe-conduct, or was that line at the end of the transformation a temporary "please leave," and not a polite phrasing of "go away and never come back, accursed wrecker of buildings!"
also... try not to antagonize devils. i don't want to hear you lost your heptagoat because you sold a stained soul, and the devils caught you, killed you, and robbed you blind for such crimes. i hear this is a danger of seeking the name in present or past.
edited by Grenem on 4/12/2015

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4/12/2015
So it'd cost 163,979.20, not counting the price of the theorem.

Which i guess isn't MUCH worse than Hesperidean Cider.

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Sara Hysaro
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4/12/2015
Oooh, exciting!

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4/12/2015
Owen Wulf wrote:

Also, did you just accidentally get rid of your plant? Oh no...


They really should probably move that to a storylet in your lodgings or something like the tournament of lilies i've done that more than once >.<

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BlakeTheDrake
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4/14/2015
Quite impressive... but it will be interesting to see if it's actually USEFUL in some way. It lacks the Watchful and Dreaded/Bizarre boosts of its predecessors, after all, so if it is to have any actual use, it will be through storylets specific to its high Caprine Authority.

Of course, considering the obvious connections to Mr. Eaten - the number seven, most notably, but also the details of its... creation - perhaps it HAS no use? After all, that particular line of investigation is infamous for costing much and giving nothing in return...

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RandomWalker
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4/13/2015
Congratulations!

Can you tell us the stats for the Heptagoat? Is it just Caprine Authority 3, or has the max possible watchful, or max possible BDR, gone up?
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dov
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4/13/2015
You can see the goat on NiteBrite's profile.

It only shows Caprine Authority 3. No other stats. Which is weird.
(I mean, how can it not be a little Bizarre or Dreaded?)

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Owen Wulf
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4/12/2015
A name for the Heptagoat? Why not Little Prince, it is the goat messiah.

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Shadowhand
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4/12/2015
"R.I.P. Cider"

"Please Leave"
edited by Shadowhand on 4/12/2015

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Grenem
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4/12/2015
NiteBrite wrote:
Haha its funny you should mention that Grenem. After getting the hepta goat I did attempt to sell a stained soul to the quiet deviless and grossed her out, then I threw the amanuensis out on his ear. Devils/Hell got hella wreked last night Big Grin

By the way, does anyone have name suggestions for the heptagoat?
edited by NiteBrite on 4/12/2015

I'm partial to Mr. Goats, myself. if there's a higher step on the great chain of goats... then that one could be called 'judgement of goats'

mr. uneaten is also an option.
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4/12/2015
This is amazing. I actually hadn't checked the forum here this weekend and a friend of mine who _doesn't even play FL anymore_ messaged me saying "I heard a rumor that someone actually made a Heptagoat."
My vote for a name: Exodus. A badass sounding name that references "Please leave."

Congratulations. Props to you and to Failbetter.

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WormApotheote
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4/12/2015
Kylestien wrote:
Marcus of the Mangrove College wrote:
What the... :O CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

How about... "Mr Eaten" for the name?
edited by Marcus of the Mangrove College on 4/12/2015



NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. You want to give a being like The Heptagoat, a being of horrific and terrible power, the name of someone who would be more then happy for a bit of terrible power now? Let me tell you something: names have power, and naming The Heptagoat after Mr Eaten would be VERY unwise.


You make a very compelling argument for why "Mr Eaten" would be a perfect name :P

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4/13/2015
Gotta chime in and add my congrats as well! You are truly the great pioneer of Delicious Friends, Nitebrite!

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4/12/2015
NiteBrite wrote:

By the way, does anyone have name suggestions for the heptagoat?


Gross.

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The Machinist
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4/13/2015
NiteBrite wrote:
fortluna wrote:
This is so amazing! (It's got such little horns too)
Does Caprine Authority do anything, though?

It makes me the highest level authority on all things goat. Meaning I can make up- I mean tell you all amazing goat facts which must be true probably :P


I can only imagine it also means you now have a kid running around various districts of Fallen London doing terrible, terrible things.

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Cordelia Blackburne
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4/13/2015
Congoatulations. I hope the adorable rapscallion proves a worthy trade for immortality. (And I would absolutely name it Please Leave.)


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    Diptych
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    4/9/2015
    NiteBrite wrote:
    It hasn't failed yet. I still have the slow grind to 7 ubers to try (though it -will- take a good while to draw the required cards).

    But even if it fails, it's totally cool. When you are at the bleeding edge of new content, you go into these things knowing your chances are slim. Win or lose, it's about having fun and doing something I enjoy. And I enjoyed very much streaming the sale of my inventory for an hour and forty minutes to an audience of 40 people. We had a good time of it to say the least.

    And 14 overgoats is still a heck of an accomplishment if nothing else. It's definitely something I can feel proud about. It will be an interesting time grinding back all my important resources smile



    What can one say, but - goatspeed you, mad clothier!

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    4/7/2015
    Master Polarimini wrote:
    Nite, do you have already an overgoat card in hand "just in case"? (as it is needed for the Ubergoat perhaps it's important for the Heptagoat too?)


    Of course. My plan is to buy the goats then check the card. It'd be pointless not to have the card in hand. If it comes to needing ubers I'll have to end the stream since I doubt I can draw it 6 times in one night.

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    Kylestien
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    4/8/2015
    It did not work did it?

    Man, that sucks. I feel sorry for you. But know you did a great deed today. In doing this you prevented another madman from suffering the same fate.

    Sucks about the cider though.

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    Spacemarine9
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    4/6/2015
    That's not how it works. You don't need Caprine Authority 2 to get the Ubergoat, just 2 Overgoats. Stats from equippables do nothing unless they're actually equipped.

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    OctaviaCrowe
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    3/28/2015
    You guys do realize you're just giving failbetter more ideas?

    Hmmmm. Let's do this!

    I figure the heptagoat will only arise once your Conniseur of Neathly delighs rises so high you need seventy seven drops of prisoners honey to dream, and you'll meet it in a honey dream!
    edited by OctaviaCrowe on 3/28/2015

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    Turtwigii
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    3/30/2015
    Has everyone gone insane? A heptagoat, a seven goat, among us? Ridiculous...

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    Jack Vaux-Harrowden
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    3/31/2015
    Godspeed, you lovely lunatic.
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    WormApotheote
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    3/23/2015
    what if it's seven overgoats AND seven ubergoats? D:

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    Szadovar
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    3/23/2015
    You're the bravest or the craziest person in the Neath. Or maybe both.

    No matter the case, I'd be grateful for a sip of this legendary drink.

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    Sara Hysaro
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    3/23/2015
    Oooh, this is exciting! I wish you the best of luck, and hope the Heptagoat truly is among us.

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    3/23/2015
    Your courage is admirable. Good luck!

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    An Individual
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    3/23/2015
    I wish you the best of luck in your endeavor oh brave seeker of goats. I'll admit my theory is that the Heptagoat is achieved by slowly collecting Acquaintance: the Heptagoat over the years until it sees fit to reveal itself unto us. And then shall begin the time of the hoof and the horn. And we shall all bow and give praise to our new overlord. And the unbelievers will be cast into the light to be eaten by the sun! Capra est deus! Capra est lex! Capra... *cough*... sorry got carried away there.

    I hope I am wrong and that 7 Overgoats is the real answer. That would probably make the most sense anyway.

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    3/23/2015
    Good luck, you crazy bastard. May the heptagoat grace you with it's presence. And if you would be so kind, I'd like a sip as well.

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    Malgorath
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    3/23/2015
    NiteBrite, you have always been the craziest of us Seekers, destroying yourself and all your things far more eagerly than the rest. While I think it mad to give up immortality for something that might not even work, mad is exactly what I'd expect from you. I hope that you find this master goat at the end of this maddening road. Best of luck.

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    Catherine Raymond
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    3/24/2015
    NiteBrite wrote:
    I am finally at a point where I have enough echos of materials that I feel I can attempt to find the heptagoat, at the cost of everything I own. No one knows how the heptagoat can be obtained, but it is rumored to already be among us. The seeker nature in me says the truth is out there, and if I can find it I must try, even if it costs me dearly. I have so many precious things, each will be more difficult to part with than the last. The Hesperidean Cider may be the hardest to part with of all, but it may become necessary in the pursuit of knowledge.

    To avoid endless stalling and to force some ~Tough Choices~, I've set the arbitrary deadline of April 7th upon myself to finalize my preparations, and save as many things as I can before attempting the Heptagoat search (fire sale of my inventory). <snip>


    You're one in a million, Nite Brite. Good luck with your quest for the Heptagoat.
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    Deanscig
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    3/24/2015
    Thank you for the Sip NiteBrite! I seriously hope you get this goat and that its worth it! Its funny that someone attempting to gain a horrifying demon goat would bring a lot of players together like this... But look at the possibilities:
    1) You get a Heptagoat
    2) You get nothing ( Which I seriously hope doesnt happen)
    3) Mr Goats will awaken from his slumber and destroy the Neath

    Lets hope for Option 1!

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    3/25/2015
    Oh dear, there appears to be a bug going on. If you see the message 'this invite cannot be accepted due to missing qualities' just hang tight for a bit. I've sent in a bug report on the matter just this very minute so hopefully it will get resolved soon. My apologies for any inconvenience.

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    Docteur
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    3/25/2015
    The Masters are trying you to stop you from your goal - do not sway, NiteBrite!
    By the way, if I can help in any way, as the others : please ask!

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    Blaine Davidson
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    3/25/2015
    You are an absolutely mad woman and I applaud your efforts. I'd do the exact same had I the funds and items.

    I would also appreciate a sip too if possible.

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    Master Polarimini
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    3/25/2015
    I hope the powers-that-be will be kind enough to let you keep the Cider! All the good luck the Neath can hold!

    But I must say, I wonder whether getting 7 overgoats to get a heptagoat is a bit too... easy (in the sense of expected, not that's easy to accumulate 7 overgoats), same things for the ubergoats.
    Perhaps it is, but it's kind of... sloppy?

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