But you see, there’s a difference! Jeff Bezos is a comically evil capitalist and a human with no principles! Mr Fires is a comically evil capitalist and a bat with very few principles. Thus, it’s much cuter and all of its crimes are absolved.
(I will admit part of my love for Mr Fires is an almost Stockholm Syndromesque “I can change him, I swear” feeling, which really isn’t helped by how my Rewards of Ambition keep tantalizing me with how Fires is making slight improvements to the workers’ lives due to my influence.
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