To be honest, I’m leaning toward Feducci myself, but allow me to argue for Mme Campaigner for my sophistry training.
EDIT: In the end, I choose to side with the Detective. More on my reasoning below.
[spoiler]I think all candidates have their own merits, scandals, and weaknesses, but what really convinced me to throw my lot with the Detective is the fact that one of the most popular argument against her is that they couldn’t trust the constables. Clearly, the constabulary is in severe need of reform; as she has placed that on top of her agenda, I think electing her is the best chance to accomplish this goal.
Not to say that the others’ campaign promises aren’t worthy, but it feels especially sad to me that the citizens of London cannot trust their supposed protectors. I know, I know, some of you may say, "But they aren’t really supposed to be the citizens’ protectors, they’re made too be the tool of the authorities from the start." Well, then this might be the time to change that, isn’t it?[/spoiler]
You seem to be an unrepentant hedonist with immense drive and capabilities, just like many of us are. Therefore, you should vote for the temperance movement!
Wait, hold on, I could hear you say. Wouldn’t that be counter to my debauched inclinations?
As a matter of fact, it wouldn’t! You are a man/woman/??? of many resources and connections. What could a newly elected mayor do against you? Absolutely nothing! I assure you that you would find a way to circumvent whatever edicts of sobriety the Campaigner would impose. You just have to find more discreet means for your pursuit of pleasures - which, let’s be honest, you probably have already discovered and employed to avoid certain "vacation" trips to the Tomb Colonies.
London’s seedy underbelly would survive any moralistic legislation imposed upon it, too. In fact, it’d thrive from it! Under the pressure of Law, the darker elements of the city would band together and organize themselves. You, Important Person, could only profit from this! Do you salivate at the thoughts of cold, hard cash from honey-running operations? Do you dream of commanding an army of disciplined miscreants of your own - the size of which would put any gang of hoodlums into shame? Are you looking for a chance to stick it to the Man… or whatever the Masters are?
Organized crime!
Organized crime is your chance to go beyond what’s currently possible. None of the other candidates can create this condition. Now is your chance to create and ride this wave, Sir/Madam/Whatever-you-are. A vote for the Campaigner is a vote for more debauchery! It’s just moved (even further) underground!
edited by Dungerson on 6/24/2017
edited by Dungerson on 6/27/2017
edited by Dungerson on 6/27/2017