Fallen London announces this item in your sidebar:
The Starveling Cat! The Starveling Cat! Wraps round your throat like a cheap cravat!
You may wish to re-publish this, exactly as it is, to the book of faces or the song of birds; but, lo! Through a miraculous technology of the modern age, the Bazaar has prepared for you a special announcement phrased most delicately and sweetly only for the twitterers of a latter age.
Do try it yourself for some small amusement.
Kitty Rivershack
@kittykayak
An intriguing riddle, yet even my Watchful cannot pierce it. Perhaps my Persuasive might yield better results?