The Starveling Cat!

So I really like the little stories and notes that appear on the side, and I’ve started writing down the ones about the starveling cat. Which ones have you collected?

the Starveling Cat! the Starveling Cat! want to lose a hand? give the beast a pat!
The Starveling Cat! The Starveling Cat! Sits on your chest when you’re sleeping flat!

&quotWhose name’s on your collar Mr Starveling Cat?&quot &quotCome closer, my dear, if you want to read that…&quot

the Starveling Cat! the Starveling Cat! it knows what we think! and we don’t like that!

The Starveling Cat! The Starveling Cat! Quick as a ratgun! Sharp as a gnat!

the Starveling Cat! the Starveling Cat! it likes your bones! it prefers your fat!

Starveling Kitty! Starveling Kitty! Ruled the roofs of five stolen cities!
edited by kkai on 8/15/2018
edited by kkai on 8/15/2018

There was a members’ competition a couple of years ago, if I remember rightly.

Love your contributions!

If you want to ‘cheat’ and see all of them, the wiki has a convenient list of every sidebar message.