I like all the short Starveling cat… poems? I can’t claim to know much about them but I do want to see what other people think of.
You can also use Starveling Kitty!
The Starveling Cat! The Starveling Cat! It’ll catch rats, but never any bats!
I remember a couple of years back, there was a competition for Starveling Cat verses – I didn’t manage to get involved at the time, but maybe we could do it again? There were some really funny and gruesome efforts.