The Secret Identity of Mr Pages

It came to me, as I was looking at a sampling of Pages dialogue, at the way he discoverates, they way enfinds words in a process of agglutination of similarities. I am apologetic if this ruins the character for you, but Mr Pages is…George W Bush.

((I am so sorry fbg I was looking at dead ringers and the idea struck me. I am ruined forever, I shall eternally from now on hear Pages dialogue in Bush’s particular cadence and delivery))

Dubya Bush can read?