The Poll of Poles

So many polls flying around The Baazar these days. Things have been getting decidedly meta. But here we can ask the truly important questions.

One poll to rule them all, one poll to find them, one poll to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

The real question is, what does the poller gain by polling? A few extra points of shadowy to make oneself… invisible? A few drops of hesperidean cider to rend oneself… immortal?

YOU STOLE MY IDEA! I’M SUING! GONNA TAKE YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU’VE GOT! I WON’T REST TILL I SEE YOU IN THE POORHOUSE, MARK MY WORDS!!!

shakes her fist violently

a few moments later

Okay, so my lawyer laughed in my face. I’m still going to give you a really mean look while I begrudgingly vote in your stolen poll :P