The Fruits of the Zee festival begins!

[quote=Tigerfort]
Since the other line of code in that post from AK is

[quote=Alexis]
return MischievouslyAlterResult(originalResult, GlobalMalevolenceLevel, NSAInstructionSet, User.NexPurchasedInLifetime,User.HasEverComplainedOnTwitterAboutMe);
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which is an obviously fake function calling on obviously fake variables that reference things like &quothas this user ever been mean to AK on twitter&quot, I’m going to go with it not being the real code.
[/quote]

What, we are no longer allowed to post a serious answer followed by a joke?
(joke deleted)