The Absurdity of the Weaseller

[quote=Honeyaddict]-New choice at the Gates -
Turn back without your knowledge, but with all the weasels
text I can’t come up with sorry

You’ve lost SMEN
You’ve lost Unaccountably Peckish
You’ve lost Scars
… (all SMEN related things, except dreams)
You’ve gained 1x Colony of Weasels

Colony of Weasels
Slot: Weapon (or Companion; Though seen as the Rubbery Underground organ (which is a location) is also a weapon)
Where the hell did they come from? Who feeds them?
+4 Bizarre

I’d absolutely love it if this was made cannon! Moreso than the Parabolan Scarlet Church. (Though probably far better done and such)[/quote]I couldn’t resist. Spoilers for later parts of Seeking below: [spoiler]

The Advocate of Illumination

&quotWeasels&quot
(… somehow you picked the one wrong answer. Goodbye.)

Unlocked with x7777 Lucky Weasel, A Weaseller, Well is one of:

  • There’s nothing left of her, but I will knock[/li][li]There’s nothing left of me, but I will knock[/li][li]We’re not even here, but I will knock

Discomfort
The man who calls himself Nicator blinks twice, then tilts his head. &quotWeasels.&quot He frowns. A weasel emerges from your pocket, confused. &quotI don’t - who - what do you think will come when you call? Have you gone truly mad? Tell me - please tell me - you will bring light to the Neath. The White’s plan -&quot

  • Weasels.

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