[quote=Jolanda Swan]Uh… what if we don’t find a way for carnivorous plants to go around eating people?
Just a thought.[/quote]
You’re completely right. Time to petition our local Borough Council! We can’t let plants keep eating people—there’s never enough left for us! Irresponsible gardeners are causing a food shortage, I’m always feeling Peckish these days…
[quote=Jolanda Swan]Uh… what if we don’t find a way for carnivorous plants to go around eating people?
Just a thought.[/quote]While I strongly oppose capital punishment, death by St. John’s lily is likely the most effective form of permanent execution available to us. The details of the crime could be revealed, and if evidence to the contrary is found by the plant, then proper recompense can be given to the families and friends of the unjustly deceased.
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Where did I put my trusty flamethrower?