Yesterday I found the XKCD Simple Writer and for fun wrote this description of what happened to Mr. Eaten using it’s restrictions. Since then I’ve found it is in general really fun to try and translate Fallen London lore into it’s simplified form. The lore is often pretty complicated and/or really weird so trying to find ways to explain it within the word restrictions and still have it make sense can be really tricky. As an added bonus, it also tends to end up sounding pretty funny. So I’m challenging everyone to try and translate a piece of Fallen London lore into it’s simplified form.
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To kick this off, here is a description I put together of Prisoner’s Honey and Red/Gaoler’s Honey.
[spoiler]On the surface there are tiny winged creatures with outside bones that use flowers to make sweet food stuff. If you eat this food stuff you will be happy and if you eat too much of it you will grow wider. But beneath the earth there are special flowers that grow in a crazy dream place. When tiny winged creatures make sweet food stuff using the dream flowers the food stuff does special things. If you eat the special food stuff you go on a trip to the crazy dream place and if you take it with friends you can even go together. But take too much of it and you’re body will come back before you’re brain and you may do things you will later wish you didn’t do.
But dream flowers aren’t the only thing the winged creatures can make special sweet food from. There are places where people are put in metal boxes with holes and the tiny winged creatures use them to make special red sweet food stuff. If you eat the red food stuff instead of going to the dream place you go into the head of the person it was made from. This is fun for you but very not fun for the person because it hurts a lot. Normal special sweet food is okay but red special sweet food is very against the law. If you take some you are probably a bad person or maybe you just wanted to be cool. Or maybe it was just that one time because you didn’t know what it was but you wanted to know and now you’re sorry. In that case maybe you should not put strange things in your mouth. You never know who it might hurt.[/spoiler]