Send Your Parabolan Kitten to be Fostered

Greetings dear Neathy friends!

I am Mr. Mercutio, noted Correspondent and philanthropist, and I am rearing a great Litter of Parabolan Kittens. My Bazaar Emporium has been converted into a Parabolan Kitten Plantation of sorts. It’ll be a sensation… truly an inspiration to us all. That is why I have the great goal of gathering up 101 kittens to join me.

My beloved Panther companion is perhaps a little weary of my enthusiasm, and I cannot blame her. Also, my forays into the jungle have become somewhat difficult as of late. That damnable Ophidian Gentleman simply will not let up.

So if you have any Kittens in need of a good home among many (MANY) friends, please deliver them to my doorway! I shall take great care of them and should also be most grateful to any who offer me aid. I am a gentleman of somewhat gregarious nature and means, and shall be inclined to reward those who can help.

You may reach me via post at

Thank you!
edited by mr_mercutio on 11/15/2014