Rat Sending Simulator 2015

A big thank you to xKiv, for helping to bust me out! Also, thanks to Fred Cassidy, for the same reason.

[quote=Aegis1000]Ok, nevermind, I’m a deity now :) Next mission: become Rattan. Any clues? Apart from the obvious pay nex :) Oh, and is Beekeper’s Mark persistent?
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In case you are still reading this, GO TO HELL. Then get out. Repeat. Eventually you will become Rattan, which turbocharges the hell zone and lets you go there at will.

Ah. I didn’t know that. Neat!

OK … how many times? I am only to Ratne’s inferno now.

– home is where the he-rat is

  1. By the way, do you keep hell potions when you go to hell?
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I am an avarat, so the only thing I lose is rats. Or on rat, actually, since repeating the visits back to back leaves me with one rat.

Right. To do list: become God. Become Satan. Be awesome.
How do I become a god?

The Heart is destiny’s engine.

Wait, wrong game. But the point stands!

Hail Rattan!
(is that persistent?)

Hello All

I’ve been on this simulator for a few weeks now; and am now in a position to be very generous and charitable to others. Let me/us know if you want something in particular, or if you just like to be a recipient of wonderful random gifts!

– Laters xo

Still the best rat-transfer-based game in 2015. By a margin.

I have a few spoiler-tier questions.

How do I go back to Hell after finishing that whole well storyline? I want to Rattan.

Where can I get a Beenificient Parasite?

I callously and ruthlessly poisoned my Pet Rat. How do I get a new one? Can I get a new one at all? Where did I even get that one in the first place?

I can only answer the third-part of the third question with some confidence: I incubated an egg as a chef and waited for about a day or so.

Getting back to Hell took a bit of digging for me too, because one of the necessary steps is in a place that I no longer have any reason to visit (rat sending).
It’s 777777 -> candle -> hellacious brew -> hell.
Bring something to help you out (kingly brew, godly brew, being a god).

But of course! It’s where all rats come from: Kinder Eggs!
Thank you!

[quote=xKiv]Getting back to Hell took a bit of digging for me too, because one of the necessary steps is in a place that I no longer have any reason to visit (rat sending).
It’s 777777 -> candle -> hellacious brew -> hell.
Bring something to help you out (kingly brew, godly brew, being a god).[/quote]
Rat… Sending? How quaint!
Thank you! Thank you from [i]HELL!

As much as I hate to have my first post regarding this strangely addictive game be a plea for help, I listened to a structure intended for drawing water and am now in Hell Zone. Help please.
EDIT: Thanks, HinterDemGlas, for the five rescue attempts. Just two more and I will be free!
EDITEDIT: Thanks to both Hinter and xKiv for two extra rescues. Also, thanks, Hinter, for the brochure… I think…
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I just started playing this if anybody wants to add me, I’m Mumble.
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Can anyone explain to me exactly how one acquires Rat King Circuitry?

Uh … I don’t remember … it was from an opportunity card?

I can’t remember either. Is it also linked to do with being the Rat King first and then acquiring a rat king, before the opportunity (card) for Circuitry or just Using the rat king?

EDIT - My memory is becoming slightly clearer. It’s a Legendary Rat King you need to Use, and you’d need some King Achievement(s) too.
edited by xoalto on 2/26/2015