Gentleman Butler opens the window to my study
FAILBETTER
WHERE ARE THEY
THE PLUSHIES
I WANT ONE
AND NOT ONE OF THOSE COTTON ONES
I WANT A RUBBERY MAN PLUSHIE
IT WOULD BE SO CUTE
Gentleman Butler shrugs helplessly
Gentleman Butler see’s you, Dear Reader
"I… don’t know either."
Gentleman Butler closes window
… Why am I posting this… this quest of mine is taking it’s toll…
… Is it a crime to over-post? If so, I’ll delete this in, like, and hour or two.
I want a plushie of the Cheeryman :P
How 'bout Rubbery Lumps! Ideally suited for a squishy yet unyielding texture!
inb4imminentdeletebyinsanity
Make that two of us!
I say FB needs to get into the snack business.
Quite a bit of room for Fallen London merch, really.
Murgatroyds fungal cracker tins, Rubbery (and perhaps Clayman) plushies, novelty candles, etc.
Perhaps in the distant future?
screeching
… er, I mean borking
Plushies would be super-fun, but, well, if you ever find a factory that will make custom orders of them in quantities small and affordable enough for an indie game studio, be sure to let FBG know, 'cause that’ll be a hell of a deal.
Topatoco, maybe? I know I’ve seen them selling plushies of characters from webcomics and indy games and such.