"Naughty Polythreme Postcards"

The Forum endured an extremely hilarious conversation, and now we are in search of the above. The convo of such tremendous comical value had to be saved, and was saved, almost in full, thanks to yours truly. Enjoy.

<Hotshot_Blackburn>: Oh no
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: I just imagined
<Archon>: The same is true for all apparel.
<Vavakx>: Oh yes?
<Archon>: Hrm?
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: &quotNaughty Polythreme Postcards&quot where all the human actors are fully clothed
<Archon>: [picture]
Archon gasps at the seductive vest
Archon is agape at the shoes
Vavakx blushes at the erotical masque.
<SaraHysaro>: &quotUnfortunate Undergarmentry&quot
Vavakx *erotic
Archon stares at the giant hat
<Archon>: oh my
Vavakx gazes at the scandalous scarf.
<Vavakx>: Oh, god.
<Vavakx>: Someone, make this a thing.
<Archon>: Mr Pages will not be amused.
<Vavakx>: I bet Pages will like it.
<SaraHysaro>: Mr Pages will hoard all of the postcards in his private library
<Archon>: Wont admit it though.
<SaraHysaro>: And forbid anyone else from having it
<Archon>: Its his private shame
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: &quotI DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE PURPOSE IN THIS ACTIVITY OF FLEXING.&quot
<Vavakx>: His guilty pleasure.
<Archon>: &quotHOW DO THOSE SOCKS EVEN BEND THAT WAY?&quot
<Vavakx>: &quotWHAT IS THAT BONNET DOING WITH THE GLASSES!?&quot
<Archon>: &quotOH DEAR. SHOULD I CALL A DOCTOR OR AN EXORCIST?&quot
<Vavakx>: Now, think about Tomb-Colonists in Polythreme.
<Vavakx>: What happens to the bandages?
*** CLAYTHERAPIST is now known as CLAYPSYCHIATRIST
<SaraHysaro>: They try to flee the body, of course
<Archon>: They are slowly and carefully removed.
<Archon>: Make sure that the camera catches every moment.
<Vavakx>: They also slightly twitch when touched.
<Vavakx>: Will we have them moan?
<Archon>: I should say no
<Archon>: but yes
<Alan>: of course
<Archon>: we cannot turn back now
<Archon>: Seeking your future Beloved? Click here!
<Vavakx>: Anything else to add?
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: why is the Unfinished Hat?
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: Just why
<Archon>: Eh. Claymen posing for calendars.
<SaraHysaro>: It can’t help wanting to bite your brain out. Which is why it’s a pet
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: It used to be so happy on my head
CLAYPSYCHIATRIST FLEX
<Vavakx>: You know, I might post this in the forums and say there were pictures.
<Vavakx>: But that I removed them because they’re too hot.
<SaraHysaro>: &quotThis exceeds the PG-13 limit&quot
CLAYPSYCHIATRIST POSES
<Vavakx>: Like, sensual hat-on-hat action.
<CLAYPSYCHIATRIST>: OH YES
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: Literally rock hard pecs
<Vavakx>: Where’s Estelle/Passionario when you need them?
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: I can see why the Unfinished leave
*** CLAYPSYCHIATRIST is now known as CLAYMODEL
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: This Polythreme is a terrible place
<Archon>: even the dirt is hedonist 20
<SaraHysaro>: Okay, I tried to find actual pictures because this is the internet and there’s porn of anything on the internet. Would not recommend. (I mean, it’s not terribly disturbing but I was disappointed with regular people in fetish clothes)
<Vavakx>: I am ashamed that I only have 10 Hedonist.
<Archon>: …Uh.
<Passionario>: They leave because Polythreme didn’t let them finish first.
<Archon>: why would you do that SaraHysaro
<Passionario>: Hence, Unfinished.
<Vavakx>: Why wouldn’t they, Archon?
<SaraHysaro>: To see if there was a picture of a hat on another hat and post it here to be silly
<Archon>: check TF2
<Archon>: The leaning tower of hats
<Vavakx>: [picture]
<Vavakx>: There you go.
<SaraHysaro>: Awesome!
<SaraHysaro>: I found this: [picture]
<Archon>: [picture]
<Furlucis>: almost related [picture]
<SaraHysaro>: That’s even better, Archon
<Vavakx>: Oh, mu.
<Vavakx>: *Oh, my.
<Vavakx>: Please censor that, Archon.
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: amd they said the Boneless Consort was scandalous
<Archon>: Eh. Even the churches most devout needs a hobby.
Archon winks poorly
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: Even on its description the Moderately Co-Operative Clothes Colony rustles &quotwe shall complete you!&quot
<Vavakx>: &quotYou shall delight in wearing us!&quot
<Vavakx>: …
<Vavakx>: The phrase changes with context, huh.
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: But who is wearing whom???
<Archon>: Oh dear.
<Archon>: That was only a tiny part.
Vavakx goes to youcantfucktheneath.
<Archon>: [picture]
<Archon>: THERE is the full uncensored hat tower.
<Archon>: Gaze in its glory.
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: That’s the whole idea behind the postcards Vacakx
<SaraHysaro>: [picture] <-Mountain of clothing
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: *Vavakx
<Vavakx>: The Bell and Candle fades in comparison, Archon.
<Alan>: *pales in comparison

Well …

ahem

loosens collar, pats forehead with a handkerchief

Folks… Where do you procure this grass? I want to know… for medical reasons
edited by Andrew Astherson on 7/23/2016

[quote=absimiliard]Well …

ahem

loosens collar, pats forehead with a handkerchief[/quote]

HOT HANDKERCHIEF ACTION.

You scandalous rogue!

[quote=Vavakx Nonexus]<Hotshot_Blackburn>: Even on its description the Moderately Co-Operative Clothes Colony rustles &quotwe shall complete you!&quot
<Vavakx>: &quotYou shall delight in wearing us!&quot
<Vavakx>: …
<Vavakx>: The phrase changes with context, huh.
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: But who is wearing whom???
<Archon>: Oh dear.
<Archon>: That was only a tiny part.
[/quote]

Oh, top notch saucy banter there. A-grade lewdness. I thoroughly approve.

Polythreme is a marvellous place for the voluptuarian. Consider, that Clay Men can be reshaped and resculpted to their own or their intimates’ wishes by anyone with some fresh clay and a steady hand.

And somehow, I can really see this as something that Mr Pages would love to hoard.

I understood exactly 77.77777% of this. Loved all of it, tho

packs the travel chest (takes ALL her hats) for Polythreme and is out the door!