The Forum endured an extremely hilarious conversation, and now we are in search of the above. The convo of such tremendous comical value had to be saved, and was saved, almost in full, thanks to yours truly. Enjoy.
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: Oh no
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: I just imagined
<Archon>: The same is true for all apparel.
<Vavakx>: Oh yes?
<Archon>: Hrm?
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: "Naughty Polythreme Postcards" where all the human actors are fully clothed
<Archon>: [picture]
Archon gasps at the seductive vest
Archon is agape at the shoes
Vavakx blushes at the erotical masque.
<SaraHysaro>: "Unfortunate Undergarmentry"
Vavakx *erotic
Archon stares at the giant hat
<Archon>: oh my
Vavakx gazes at the scandalous scarf.
<Vavakx>: Oh, god.
<Vavakx>: Someone, make this a thing.
<Archon>: Mr Pages will not be amused.
<Vavakx>: I bet Pages will like it.
<SaraHysaro>: Mr Pages will hoard all of the postcards in his private library
<Archon>: Wont admit it though.
<SaraHysaro>: And forbid anyone else from having it
<Archon>: Its his private shame
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: "I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE PURPOSE IN THIS ACTIVITY OF FLEXING."
<Vavakx>: His guilty pleasure.
<Archon>: "HOW DO THOSE SOCKS EVEN BEND THAT WAY?"
<Vavakx>: "WHAT IS THAT BONNET DOING WITH THE GLASSES!?"
<Archon>: "OH DEAR. SHOULD I CALL A DOCTOR OR AN EXORCIST?"
<Vavakx>: Now, think about Tomb-Colonists in Polythreme.
<Vavakx>: What happens to the bandages?
*** CLAYTHERAPIST is now known as CLAYPSYCHIATRIST
<SaraHysaro>: They try to flee the body, of course
<Archon>: They are slowly and carefully removed.
<Archon>: Make sure that the camera catches every moment.
<Vavakx>: They also slightly twitch when touched.
<Vavakx>: Will we have them moan?
<Archon>: I should say no
<Archon>: but yes
<Alan>: of course
<Archon>: we cannot turn back now
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<Vavakx>: Anything else to add?
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: why is the Unfinished Hat?
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: Just why
<Archon>: Eh. Claymen posing for calendars.
<SaraHysaro>: It can’t help wanting to bite your brain out. Which is why it’s a pet
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: It used to be so happy on my head
CLAYPSYCHIATRIST FLEX
<Vavakx>: You know, I might post this in the forums and say there were pictures.
<Vavakx>: But that I removed them because they’re too hot.
<SaraHysaro>: "This exceeds the PG-13 limit"
CLAYPSYCHIATRIST POSES
<Vavakx>: Like, sensual hat-on-hat action.
<CLAYPSYCHIATRIST>: OH YES
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: Literally rock hard pecs
<Vavakx>: Where’s Estelle/Passionario when you need them?
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: I can see why the Unfinished leave
*** CLAYPSYCHIATRIST is now known as CLAYMODEL
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: This Polythreme is a terrible place
<Archon>: even the dirt is hedonist 20
<SaraHysaro>: Okay, I tried to find actual pictures because this is the internet and there’s porn of anything on the internet. Would not recommend. (I mean, it’s not terribly disturbing but I was disappointed with regular people in fetish clothes)
<Vavakx>: I am ashamed that I only have 10 Hedonist.
<Archon>: …Uh.
<Passionario>: They leave because Polythreme didn’t let them finish first.
<Archon>: why would you do that SaraHysaro
<Passionario>: Hence, Unfinished.
<Vavakx>: Why wouldn’t they, Archon?
<SaraHysaro>: To see if there was a picture of a hat on another hat and post it here to be silly
<Archon>: check TF2
<Archon>: The leaning tower of hats
<Vavakx>: [picture]
<Vavakx>: There you go.
<SaraHysaro>: Awesome!
<SaraHysaro>: I found this: [picture]
<Archon>: [picture]
<Furlucis>: almost related [picture]
<SaraHysaro>: That’s even better, Archon
<Vavakx>: Oh, mu.
<Vavakx>: *Oh, my.
<Vavakx>: Please censor that, Archon.
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: amd they said the Boneless Consort was scandalous
<Archon>: Eh. Even the churches most devout needs a hobby.
Archon winks poorly
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: Even on its description the Moderately Co-Operative Clothes Colony rustles "we shall complete you!"
<Vavakx>: "You shall delight in wearing us!"
<Vavakx>: …
<Vavakx>: The phrase changes with context, huh.
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: But who is wearing whom???
<Archon>: Oh dear.
<Archon>: That was only a tiny part.
Vavakx goes to youcantfucktheneath.
<Archon>: [picture]
<Archon>: THERE is the full uncensored hat tower.
<Archon>: Gaze in its glory.
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: That’s the whole idea behind the postcards Vacakx
<SaraHysaro>: [picture] <-Mountain of clothing
<Hotshot_Blackburn>: *Vavakx
<Vavakx>: The Bell and Candle fades in comparison, Archon.
<Alan>: *pales in comparison