Much-Maligned Gentleman Seeks to Reduce Suspicion

Good day,

I’m afraid that my purely innocent night-time activities on rooftops have been confused with those of a less-than admirable nature! Any person who could aid me in clearing my name would be a great friend indeed!

How dreadful. You are clearly an upstanding gentleperson, and I would be honored to provide an alibi. Such a kind, law-abiding being as yourself, who would gladly listen to a friend in need’s nightmares, should not be bothered by overzealous bobbies.

I offer my assistance as well, should it be needed.

I am indebted to you both! Many thanks.