Mr Foley

Alright, how’s everybody? Good! Good! Good! Now, as the Masters probably told you, my name is Mr Eaten, and I am a Motivational Seeker! Now, let’s get started by me giving you a little bit of a scenario of what my life is all about! First off, I am incredibly old … I don’t exist … and I live in a well up to the north! Now, you kids are probably saying to yourself, &quotNow, I’m gonna go out, and I’m gonna get the Neath by the tail, and wrap it around and put it in my pocket!!&quot Well, I’m here to tell you that you’re probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you’re not gonna amount to Jack Smiles!!&quot You’re gonna end up being unaccountably peckish, and living in a WELL up to the NORTH!