Made-Up Achievements For Fun And Boredom

Yea yea, I know.

But I’m bored. So let’s get a thread going.

What Lies Below - Successfully escape New Newgate Prison!

Appetizer - All stats have reached 50.

Dinner - All stats have reached 100.

Dessert - All stats have reached 150.

Delicious Friend! - All stats have reached 200.

Limit Break - Have a stat break through the limit cap (200).

This Isn’t Even My Final Form! - Have all stats beyond 200 (without equipment modifiers).

This Is My Final Form! - All stats equal 215 at the same time (without equipment modifiers).


Gimmie A Hand, Here! - Through the usage of equipment, have a stat exceed 300.

A Name, 7x4 - Complete all of the &quotMaking Your Name&quot storylines.

EDIT: A couple years ago I also made a Sunless Sea achievement thread. Who knew? http://community.failbettergames.com/topic23449-fret-not-for-disabled-achievements.aspx

edited by Tystefy on 1/7/2018

This sounds fun, though there’s much more than only these things.

Maybe some more?

Tomb Raider - Reached maximum Archaeologist level.
House of Cards - Have access to every non-Fate Locked Lodging.
Master’s Minion - Reached Connected: the Masters of the Bazaar 10.
Scorched Soul - Sell your soul to the devils and retrieve it successfully.
Dreaded Dominion - Reach maximum Forceful and non-Fate Locked Dread level
Bizarre Being - Obtain maximum Subtle and non-Fate Locked Bizarre level
Respected Restraint -Obtain maximum Austere and non-Fate Locked Respectable level
edited by Honeyaddict on 1/7/2018 (I edited Master’s Minion to &quotReached C:tMotB 10&quot)
edited by Honeyaddict on 1/7/2018

Is there a non-fate way to raise Connected:Masters beyond 10 now? If not, then I find it odd that you specified “non-fate” for lodgings and BDR but suggested C:M 20.

[quote=Honeyaddict]Master’s Minion - Reached 20 Connected-Masters of the Bazaar.[/quote]That’s quite an achievement. Even after getting to the &quotstandard&quot max of 11, you’re looking at 144 more CP. During the 12 days of Mr Sacks, you can get 10 CP, but that’s once per year. So you’re looking at a decade and a half of grinding Connected Masters during Sackmas to get that achievement…

Unless there are other options to increase it after 11? Temple Club?

Ah my bad, I just took a random value honestly. I hadn’t really done my homework well enough.

FWIW, there’s a story that gives a few CP (to the tune of 3-5) and can be reset repeatedly for Fate. (Meaning you’re looking at four-digit fate numbers.) Passionario achieved 19 using that, though he then sacrificed it for Seeking, and I don’t know if anyone ever surpassed that record.

Thank you all for the information!
I made a bad assumption by looking on the Fallen London Wikia at the C:tM (http://fallenlondon.wikia.com/wiki/Category:The_Masters_of_the_Bazaar) where it states 21 is the upper limit.

Very sorry for the confusion (if it caused any)

Maybe it’d be better to correct it as following:

Master’s Minion - Reach Connected: the Masters of the Bazaar 10
edited by Honeyaddict on 1/7/2018

There May Be Exceptions - Connected: Masters equal to 20.

Resident of The Sixth City - Assure your place in the next life by having Connecred: Masters 30.

Mister, Mister! - Meet every Master.

Look, You Got The Achievement.There Aren’t Any More Achievements Past This Point!! Don’t Bother, Stop Now!!! - Acquire at least a single point of SMEN.

Worth 100 Gamerscore - Abandon the search for the name. You rational person, you.

Did You Just Assume My Gender?! - Change your gender. You… rational person, you.


Did You Just Assume My Species?! - Change your species… or at least try to. You… rational… entity(?), you.

Drink Your Fill - Completed Ambition: Heart’s Desire.

Anyone Got A Vake?
- Completed Ambition: Bag A Legend!

Size Of A Cow - Completed Ambition: Light Fingers!

Avenged, At Last - Completed Ambition: Nemesis.

???
- Reached the content wall for the secret ambition.

edited by Tystefy on 1/8/2018

FWIW, there’s a story that gives a few CP (to the tune of 3-5) and can be reset repeatedly for Fate. (Meaning you’re looking at four-digit fate numbers.) Passionario achieved 19 using that, though he then sacrificed it for Seeking, and I don’t know if anyone ever surpassed that record.[/quote]
Which storyline are you referring to? Jack of Smiles? Affair of the Box? I remember spending a little fate on resetting the Occasionally Seen at Mr Wines’ Revels storylet, which has an option to raise Connected: The Masters by 1 CP per run through. Not sure if it’s capped at 11 though.

Passionario used the Affair of the Box.

Thank you.

Known to some - Reach Renown: 10 for every faction.
Welcome to the Night - Reach Advancing the Liberation of the Night: Dramatically and Renown Revolutionaries: 50
Urchin at Heart - Reach Renown Urchins: 50 and Renown Criminals: 50
Known above and beneath - Reach Renown Society: 50 and Renown The Great Game: 50
The Outcast - Reach Renown Rubbery Men: 50 and Tomb-Colonies: 50
The Grand Admiral - Reach Renown the Docks: 50 and An Experienced Zailor: 20
Hellish Art - Reach Renown the Bohemians: 50 and Renown Hell:50
Known to All - Reach Renown: 50 for every faction

When You Fire A CEO - Firefox Candles suck. They burn so quickly. Learn why no one can invent a better candle.

Not gonna bother with names im not creative enough

-Gain every Nadir item upgrade
-Unlock every single route
-Obtain one of every pet from Nassos Zoologicals
-Write one of each kind of short story

Precarious Puss: Aquire a Starveling Cat

There’s a list somewhere I could dig up of endgame goals, but this is more fun.

Contradictions - Become a Scarlet Saint
Quirky Individual - Have all quirks at 15 simultaneously
Always look to love - Get married
Rodent power - Get married within St Fiacre’s or the Bazaar itself
Fungal Menace - Obtain all three Blemmigan items
Collector - Own 50 companions
Completionist - Own 100 companions
Improbability - Own 119 companions*
Madness - Own Hesperidean Cider, the Heptagoat, and the Seven-Fold Knock simultaneously
Oblivion - Have all four main stats at 0 simultaneously

*Via the wiki, there’s currently 154 companions in the game. Off the top of my head, conflicting/retired/etc companions include:

[spoiler]

[ul][li]The seven profession companions
[/li][li]The eleven faction companions[/li][li]The Salt Weasel, Haunted-looking Dog, and Rubbery Euphonium (rare pets)[/li][li]The Hysterical Monkey, Cardsharp Monkey, and Half-Wild Mandrake (Ambition items)[/li][li]The Cheery Man and Last Constable feast companions (unless you reset Family and Law halfway through, take the other path, and never finish the story) and the Cheery Man’s Absence[/li][li]The Seared Snuffer and Woman in Yellow[/li][li]The Imperturbable Patroness, temporarily obtained late in Flint[/li][li]Sister Lydia and Sister Lydia, At Peace With Herself (presumably)[/li][li]The Secular Missionary, Revolutionary Firebrand, and their upgraded forms (though that’s not entirely accurate)[/li][li]The Rubbery Associate and Rubbery Conspirator (awarded by Failbetter, the most recent I’m aware of for iOS beta-testers in late 2015) [/li][li]The Gilded Crustacean, Parabolan Panther, Bitter Saker Falcon, Handsome Lad with a Healthy Appetite, and Wolfie (retired)[/li][/ul][/spoiler]

By my count, there’s 35 currently-unobtainable companions if we include the CM/LC conflict, the Rubberies, and Patroness.
edited by Optimatum on 1/8/2018

Cataclysmic Companionship: Acquire 7 Starveling Cats

I wonder how realistic it would be to get 77 of them

I need a map - Unlock three locations in Fallen London (besides the starting locations)

Scout - Unlock all non-Fate locations

Exceptional Navigator - Unlock all the locations

Cold, Wet Feet - Acquire your first Zee-vessel

Floating Castle - Acquire the Majestic Pleasure Yacht

Unsinkable - Acquire the Zubmarine

I know a guy… - Reach Influence 20

Yes, I am that guy - Reach Influence cap

[quote=Optimatum]There’s a list somewhere I could dig up of endgame goals, but this is more fun.

Contradictions - Become a Scarlet Saint
Quirky Individual - Have all quirks at 15 simultaneously
Always look to love - Get married
Rodent power - Get married within St Fiacre’s or the Bazaar itself
Fungal Menace - Obtain all three Blemmigan items
Collector - Own 50 companions
Completionist - Own 100 companions
Improbability - Own 119 companions*
Madness - Own Hesperidean Cider, the Heptagoat, and the Seven-Fold Knock simultaneously
Oblivion - Have all four main stats at 0 simultaneously

*Via the wiki, there’s currently 154 companions in the game. Off the top of my head, conflicting/retired/etc companions include:

[spoiler]

[ul][li]The seven profession companions
[/li][li]The eleven faction companions[/li][li]The Salt Weasel, Haunted-looking Dog, and Rubbery Euphonium (rare pets)[/li][li]The Hysterical Monkey, Cardsharp Monkey, and Half-Wild Mandrake (Ambition items)[/li][li]The Cheery Man and Last Constable feast companions (unless you reset Family and Law halfway through, take the other path, and never finish the story) and the Cheery Man’s Absence[/li][li]The Seared Snuffer and Woman in Yellow[/li][li]The Imperturbable Patroness, temporarily obtained late in Flint[/li][li]Sister Lydia and Sister Lydia, At Peace With Herself (presumably)[/li][li]The Secular Missionary, Revolutionary Firebrand, and their upgraded forms (though that’s not entirely accurate)[/li][li]The Rubbery Associate and Rubbery Conspirator (awarded by Failbetter, the most recent I’m aware of for iOS beta-testers in late 2015) [/li][li]The Gilded Crustacean, Parabolan Panther, Bitter Saker Falcon, Handsome Lad with a Healthy Appetite, and Wolfie (retired)[/li][/ul][/spoiler]

By my count, there’s 35 currently-unobtainable companions if we include the CM/LC conflict, the Rubberies, and Patroness.
edited by Optimatum on 1/8/2018[/quote]
I thought that the Salt Weasel, Haunted-Looking Dog, and Rubbery Euphonium were mutually exclusive, like the Grubby Kitten and its ilk; that you could only have one of them. If that’s not true, I’m going to hunt the others down!