Sunday, 15 December, 1895
8:00 P.M.
A slender figure in a perfectly draped cloak stalks down Chalkery Road, leather boots clicking on the pavement as her eyes dart around. She spots a figure on the roof, half hidden in shadow. Too small to be an adult, so urchin. Doesn’t seem to be paying attention to me. She keeps an eye on the kid while she walks, just to make sure he isn’t going to throw rocks at her head or something like that. He opens a window and ducks into a home, disappearing into the building, and she relaxes a little. Just a normal urchin getting by.
She continues down the path to Baron S----n’s house, by far the most luxurious residence on the road. He could doubtless afford a more upscale neighborhood, but surrounded by his peers, he would seem to be a man of merely modest means, and his ego could never tolerate that.
The walk from Grimmauld to Chalkery isn’t a long one, even though she’s not taking the shortcuts of the roofs, and soon she finds herself at her destination. The footman at the door peers at her, mouth twisting into a sneer when he sees her bronze skin. “All the guests have arrived,” he says sharply, “and this is a respectable party. My lord didn’t hire any gypsy entertainers.”
She ignores the slur and produces an envelope from her pocket. “As a matter of fact, I was invited,” she says crisply. “Check your guestlist.”
The Dismissive Footman takes one look at the card and blanches. “Do come in, Lady Black,” he says as he opens the door, arrogance replaced by subservience, “my most sincere apologies, I assure you I meant no offense, we were not aware that you were coming --”
“Of course.” She allows him to assist her in taking off her cloak – the man’s too nervous to be much of a threat – and pass her off to an equally unsettled junior butler who opens the doors of the ballroom.
The guests turn to stare at the latecomer. “Is she wearing trousers? And a ponytail?” a Scandalized Debutante says in a faux whisper designed to be heard across the room. The Prim Matriarch, a grand old dame with white curls, shakes her head and sniffs.
“Lady Jennifer Black,” the butler says hastily, and closes the doors.
Jen stalks in, hunter in every line of her posture. Main doors behind me. A side door by the left wall. Probably for the servants. Windows on the right leading to the main road, left unlocked. Any one exit no more than three seconds’ sprint from any part of the room. She smirks mirthlessly as she sizes up the guests, and the Scandalized Debutante shivers when the cold green eyes land on her. Cecily Snow, 19. Threat level low. Seen her in the Flit before, sneaking out to rendezvous with the new footman. Fast on her feet but doesn’t know how to fight. Choke her with the pearls around her throat and she’ll be helpless. She shakes that last thought from her mind. Just because her brain automatically calculates the best way to take care of everyone in the vicinity doesn’t mean she has to entertain the notion.
A handsome, green-eyed devil is the first to react, instantly stepping forward with a smile on his face. Jen extends her hand, and he presses fiery lips to it for a moment, leaving a tingling warmth behind. “You look lovely, Lady Black,” he says, raking his eyes over her appreciatively. “I see my tailor did an excellent job on the coat.”
She lets out a girlish giggle, plucking behind his ear and conjuring up a scarlet rose, which she hands to him. “Thank you, Adrien.”
At that, the spell over the party is broken, and the mingling resumes. She chats more with Adrien, revelling in the attention. Many would love to enjoy an Abstraction, but they don’t know what they’re asking for. She’s got the spirifer’s fork, she maintains a room at the Brass Embassy, and she’s seen what happens to the people “freed from the burden” of their souls. Adrien knows her stand on the matter, and other than bringing it up occasionally, he accepted it. As far as connections on the infernal side of things went, he wasn’t a bad ally to have.
The dancing starts, and after a whirl with the charming young devil, her attention is claimed by Baron S—n, who insists on having the next waltz. “I knew your father growing up,” he tells her as he leads her to the dance floor.
“Really?” she asks, putting on an interested air. He’s about the age the old man would have been, if his heart had been able to take the shock of dropping into the Neath.
“Oh, yes. Black was a wild one growing up, always up to no good and managing all kinds of mischief. The lordship would have gone to his younger brother. That kid was polite and proper and he’d have managed the family estates well… only consumption got to him.” His hands are slowly moving down to where her tailored trousers cling to the shape of her derriere.
She twirls out of his grasp. If his groping hands move any lower, he’ll feel the blades strapped to her thighs or perhaps the knife hidden at the small of her back, and that would not end well. “I hope you’re not implying that Lord Black did a poor job of it.” Her tone is freezing.
“Of course not,” he corrects himself, pulling her back in. “Poor man could hardly be blamed for what happened. Anyone who knew him would have realized he couldn’t have murdered his cousin’s family, they were too close for that. And once he was out, he took charge like a proper Lord should. You too – you do the family proud, I assure you.”
Jen sighs in a way designed to draw attention to her heaving chest. “Thank you. I do miss him.”
“You’re not what I would have expected from his daughter, mind you. No, I don’t mean that in a bad way!” He laughs heartily, still gazing below her face. The lust in his expression proves her charms are working. “But Sirius liked his blondes, you know? Not like his cousin – that one had a thing for redheads. And then he brings you back, exotic and caramel-skinned, and declares you his heiress. Never thought an Indian would have been the mother of his kid. Wouldn’t he have worried she’d be related to his cousin?” When she doesn’t respond, he continues. “The Potters were from India, changed their name. I’m not surprised you don’t know – the family’s gone now.”
“May they rest in peace,” she murmurs neutrally. The level of ignorance in his words makes her itch to stab him. It would be so easy to trigger the blade at her forearm and push it into his belt – it was tight enough to stop the bleeding, so he’d only die when he disrobed – and nobody would even realize she did it.
The dance thankfully ends, and Jen excuses herself before she can do something unwise. Caramel, really! Like she was something to be eaten, which was perhaps how the old lecher saw her. And exotic, as if she hadn’t been born in London. And assuming all Indians were related – granted, he was partially right in this case, he just didn’t know it – ridiculous.
The rest of the party passes by in typical boring fashion. Nobody even notices when she sneaks upstairs to do a little exploring. At least the nibbles tray is glorious. The only thing of note is the Jovial Contrarian getting into an argument with a Whiskered Admiral that leads to a heart attack on the latter’s part, bringing the evening to an early close. She heads home. There’s a long night ahead of her, and much to be done.
Monday, 16 December, 1895
3:00 A.M.
The second time Jen leaves her townhouse at Number 12 that night, a crisp wind is blowing. She draws her coat tighter around herself and adjusts her hood, leaping onto a ledge and closing her bedroom window before making her way upwards.
The roofs are quiet this time of night, the residents of the Flit asleep in their holes. She leaps soundlessly from building to building, trusting her black clothing to help her blend into the night. The gaslamps shine with a dim grey glow, illuminating the empty streets. A few candles shine from bedroom windows, but otherwise, the houses are dark. Is this what the Vake feels like, soaring above the streets and looking down on London?
Her first stop is Heorot, where the Ringbreakers rest. The rooftop they’ve chosen is only two streets away from her townhouse, in the West End of London. It’s a peculiar location – the residents here are far more likely to chase them off than accept their help – but in the few weeks they’ve been here, no trouble has occurred. In fact, they made it into the Gazette yesterday – something about corralling a rogue panther.
A smile strays to her lips when she gets onto their rooftop without being hailed. For some reason, the little band of urchins always seems to have a sixth sense for her – she can sneak up on a black cat, but she can’t go near without being noticed and invited to join them for a feast. Those few days she spent with them, and they now seemed to think of her as a guardian angel. Silly children. If anything, she was an angel of death.
The little band is all tucked into their makeshift beds, but the blonde hair of the Valkyrie is nowhere to be seen. She looks around, spotting a figure with a feather-ornamented colander on her head slumped against the chimney, snoring softly. Oh dear, the girl’s fallen asleep on her watch. Jen extracts a purse of rostygold from her pocket and sets it down beside the Valkyrie with enough force that the contents clink together. Perhaps that will serve as a warning to her – any enemy could have snuck in and killed the Ringbreakers while their valiant leader snored. No, that’s not very fair, the girl’s clearly exhausted. But weariness was no excuse for a lack of vigilance.
The girl blinks blearily at the sound, but Jen is gone before she’s opened her eyes properly. She doesn’t want to explain why she’s out at this time of the night, doesn’t want to disillusion the Ringbreakers. They have a naive idealism about them, a deep-seated optimism in their certainty that they can make London better, and she doesn’t want it to be taken from them. Not the way it was taken from her.
She backtracks, passing her home again and heading in the opposite direction, back to Chalkery and the Baron’s house. It was funny how nobody ever suspected that Lady Black, successor of Sirius, and Lady Black, head of the Dregs gang and formidable assassin, were one and the same.
She shimmies down the drainpipe and inches her way towards the Baron’s bedroom window, drawing a set of lockpicks from her sleeves and getting to work. It’s cheaply made, clearly not ratwork, and opens in moments. With careful fingers she pulls the window open, thankful she oiled the hinges earlier at the party, and slips in silently.
The Baron is asleep, his droning snore filling the room. She draws her knives from the sheaths at her thighs and weighs them in her hands for a moment before climbing on the bed. He doesn’t stir.
In a lightning-quick move she pounces on him. He thrashes, but she’s pinned him down with her elbows and knees. “Ssh,” she whispers, jabbing a blade at his throat. “Call for help and I’ll sever your vocal chords.”
His eyes stare at her in confused terror. Just by wearing a bandana over her nose and mouth, the fool doesn’t recognise her.
“You’ve been very naughty,” she purrs once he gives up his attempt to escape. “Stealing from your business partners and sending the money to the Surface. It would perhaps have been understandable if you wanted your family to leave and enjoy a better life, but no, you were going to abandon them here. Leave them for your mistress. Oh, she might like your jewels and money, but I doubt she would bother visiting you in the Neath. And I’m going to make sure you never leave it again. Do you know that once you’ve met the Boatman, you can never go to the Surface again?”
The knockers-up are rousing the workers by the time Jen makes her way home across the rooftops. The blackmail material from the Baron’s safe is put on her desk, waiting to be reviewed – the client hadn’t requested it, which made it fair game for her. Others had a little black book, but she maintained a whole room, full of files on everyone important in the Neath and anyone who looked like they had the potential to be important.
Her clothes are stiff with blood, and she sends them to be laundered by her assistant. Kay was a junior devil who had been assigned to aid her as a Conjurer, and who thankfully took the fact that she generally behaved more like a Murderer or Licentiate in his stride. Then she runs a bath, changes into a nightgown and collapses on her bed in exhaustion.
Monday, 16 December, 1895
12:20 P.M.
The streets are awake and bustling when Jen drags herself out of bed and into the dining room for breakfast. She idly picks up the Former London Times from the table, yawning into her coffee. FEDUCCI AND PRINCESS TO WED NEXT WEEK, the headline screams in bold black print. Oh lord, those two? A bandaged immortal from the Elder Continent who refuses to die no matter how many times she cuts him up and sends him on what should, by all rights, be a permanent trip to the Boatman? And that honey-drinking bitch who thinks the right way to express her admiration for someone is to feed them to her sister? They’d either attempt to kill each other, or else join forces to terrorize London in some sort of unholy alliance. Nothing good will come out of this.
She reads on. The guest list will include such notables as the Duchess, the Veteran Privy Counsellor, His Amused Lordship, Mr Inch, as well as the famed archaeologists Primrose Valentine and Dr Orthos. Representatives from the Bazaar – perhaps even one of the Masters – as well as Port Carnelian, the Foreign Office, the Khanate, Benthic, Hell and Summerset are expected to be in attendance. Rumour has it that while Mr Slowcake is unable to attend, his Amanuensis will do so in his stead, and Mr Wines’ butler Jervaise – known to many of us for the work he does at those marvelous Revels – will apparently be bringing his hitherto unknown wife! The performers from Mahogany Hall have been contracted to provide entertainment. Government offices will be closed that day to free employees to attend. Her Enduring Majesty has graciously declared it a public holiday, that all of London may share in the joy of the happy occasion. This will be a spectacle not to be missed.
Jen’s eyes slowly grow wide as she looks at the names. All those buildings, left tantalizingly empty. Her mind whirls with the possibilities. Perhaps something good can come out of this after all. But this is a big score, bigger than anything she’s ever planned before. This would go down in history, make her as famous as the Masters when all was said and done. Some would call her mad for considering it.
But she had spent her adolescence hearing her foster parents talk about breaking into the most secure place in the world. Everyone had said that the Ice Court was impenetrable, but they had done it. No, there was no such thing as an impossible heist. All she needed was to assemble an incredible crew who could pull it off. And she had just the people in mind…
edited by Lady Jen Black on 1/19/2018