Welcome back! We absolutely took perfect care of Fallen London in your absence, and certainly did not dig six or more city-threatening holes.
[quote=Tigerfort]You missed out the "of Mysterious and Indistinct Gender" option, which I regard as the default for any child not old enough to make up their own mind, and certainly for one who is (as is probably the case here) still pre-verbal. ;)[/quote] I think the real-life Victorians were accidentally onto something when they threw everyone under the age of ~8 into the third gender(less) basket.