Holy Matrimony

It has been clarified to me, that marriage would, at this point in time, be in my best interests. It would appear, however, that this odd tradition is quite arbitrarily, inasmuch as it limits one to a single partner. Overtly, at any rate.
To that end, i hereby cast my voice out for all to hear: Any takers for my hand?

I am looking for a better spouse than the celebrated Artist’s Model.
Are there suggestions or interested parties for marriage?

There’s already a huge thread for this. I think it was under single’s night. started in feb, but it was still going.
(found my fiancee there)
edited by Kowth on 4/25/2018