…Well, I can no longer publicly support the Dauntless Temperance Campaigner, because after reading this, I’ll need drink and a lot of it.
See, this is the sort of hedonistic sights you’ll lose if the austere bore DTC wins. Even though I, personally, plan on offering the gift of true death to every Feducci impostor who brings ponyplay into my bedroom, by repeatedly strangling them with their own fake bandages. Not in a fun way! In the murder way!
edit: … although I suppose the "murder way" might be also a "fun way" for some. Hm. I guess lances and black ribbons could be negotiated.
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And now that’s in my head, too.
SAY, do you think the Widow’s brandy comes in any stronger varieties?
[quote=Isaac Zienfried]And now that’s in my head, too.
SAY, do you think the Widow’s brandy comes in any stronger varieties?[/quote]
I don’t know , but let me ask you this- is your ambition Bag a Legend? 'Cos you can Shag a Legend right here flutters eyelashes
Still thinking DTC banning hard liqor is a good idea after that? ;)
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[quote=gronostaj][quote=Isaac Zienfried]And now that’s in my head, too.
SAY, do you think the Widow’s brandy comes in any stronger varieties?[/quote]
I don’t know , but let me ask you this- is your ambition Bag a Legend? 'Cos you can Shag a Legend right here flutters eyelashes
Still thinking DTC banning hard liqor is a good idea after that? ;)[/quote]
It is, don’t say that, and I don’t think she advocates complete prohibition [i]but this isn’t the place for that oh no don’t let me get started.
[/i]Ahem.
Just so you know, you could be my Heart’s Desire eyebrow waggle
I know, I know, I’m just joking. Shh. Shhhh. No tears. Only flirts ;)
And just so to keep the topic on the topic; now that we started on Ambitious flirtations, I believe it’s time someone who is doing Light Fingers to come and boast of the prowess of their, and I’m going to say it with strai- well, with non-laughing face, the prowess of their Light Fingering.
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Why do I keep coming back to this thread
Psshhhh, please. I am a pickup line.
Who could resist this face?
[quote=shylarah]
Lady Sapho, this is not the first time I’ve encountered you (I believe you’ve been talking to Mad3moiselle, whose player is a friend of mine), but it is the first time you’ve encountered me, and I think you’ve got a beautifully dirty mind. Props.[/quote]
I have been talking to Mlle. And thank you! You obviously have exceptionally excellent taste.
And now a few lines of my own:
Want to exchange Dirty Secrets?
Feducci is all about Big Deaths; I’m all about little ones.
What a fine debate performance! I should very much enjoy a further demonstration of your lingual prowess.
Are you a Drownie, or are you just enjoying the company?
Because wetness, haha, ha, haaaa… I’m really bad at this.
I. Cannot. Stop.
Let’s retire to my room in the embassy, and really heat things up.
You wanna get crazy? Coz I got rooms at the Beth.
Know how my Flop House got its name? I like a cigarette after.
Want to test the acoustics in my zee-snail shell?
Your smile’s so bright, it makes anarchists furious.
I don’t have any cider left, but if you lick enough the effects might still transfer…
If you were the sun, I would love to see you one last time.
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Let’s play Black Ribbons! I will be Colonel Pommery and show you a pistol of huge caliber.
Let’s play Black Ribbons! You play Mr Inch, I play a beast. Which beast do you want?
Let’s play Black Ribbons! You can scream "Oh God" while I be Father Norton.
Let’s play Black Ribbons! I will be Feducci, you will be Chi Lan. Boys only!
Really, I have no idea why people are so opposed to grinding.
‘Buckle-up, the first name’s Twelve’ :-p
Wanna dive into my Honey Well?
Trust me, darling, I have a key for every lock.
You are so sweet, Dauntless Temperance Campaigner wanted to throw you in well.
(I am terrible at this)
My love is like a red, red rose…whom I want to devour.
That’s a SMEN pickup line. Take it metaphorically at your peril.