Favorite Neathy Pick-up Lines

Ah, that recording does fill in some gaps in my memory. I always wondered why I had been banned from the court.

The Tournament of Lilies wonā€™t be the only place where a flower is getting smashed tonight.
Eli sighs and drinks the whole Bottled Oblivion Iā€™m sorry.

Neathy Pick-up Lines, Erec ā€¦ ELECtion Edition

Iā€™ve got a ballot box that needs stuffing; will you help?

Iā€™ve been told Iā€™m an exceptional poll worker.

I support Sinning Jenny.

ā€œIā€™d sure let you hunt my Vakeā€¦ā€

ā€œYou remind me of the Flit, because Iā€™d love to climb all over you.ā€

How do you become a successful Agitator for Sinning Jenny? Perform a few dozen Flash Lays. Obviously.

ā€œIā€™m a bohemian.ā€

Do you want to see how my poll is doing?

Let me be your dirty secret.

How would you like to get much Public Attention?

(Scandal is increasingā€¦)

Show me your poisoned pen, dear!

I surmise you journeying through the mirror must have wearied you, my dear; for you see, you have been walking through my dreams all night.


What say you let my Dream Hound chase that Parabolan Kitten?


If I only knew the Password to YOUR Rookery!


Are you a spy, because I know a REALLY Great Game we could play.


I eat out a lot, but not at Danteā€™s.


Itā€™s not just my Bonnet thatā€™s Scandalousā€¦


Iā€™m not Unusually Peckish, but you should know I have strange tastes.


Might I become your EXCEPTIONAL Friend?

Ok, I should probably stop before the.Ministry must intervene.
edited by Amsfield on 7/8/2017

META GAME BONUS ROUND

Well, we were already planning on being up all night grindingā€¦


I need to increase my Shadowy. Can we do it with the lights off?


Iā€™m an RPer. Iā€™ll be me, you be the RNG.

Sorry.

[quote=Amsfield]Iā€™m an RPer. Iā€™ll be me, you be the RNG.[/quote]I guess thatā€™s for masochistsā€¦ ;)
edited by phryne on 7/8/2017

An option for masochists is the BDSMEN ;)

An option for masochists is the BDSMEN ;)[/quote]

I feel this on a deeply personal level.

Lady Sapho, this is not the first time Iā€™ve encountered you (I believe youā€™ve been talking to Mad3moiselle, whose player is a friend of mine), but it is the first time youā€™ve encountered me, and I think youā€™ve got a beautifully dirty mind. Props.

Right, to the cheesy pickup lines.

Are you fond of landaus? Because I would love to take you for a ride~
Were you an executed murderer? Because d__n, but youā€™re well-hung.
When I look at you I feel like I just might animesce.

I have a trumpet and a voting booth. Do you want to blow my trumpet in the voting booth?

Letā€™s play Feducci! I am Feducci, and now I am going to poke you with my lance.
edited by Morkan Kassington on 7/8/2017

I sure do hope this game does not ivolve the horse.

Are you a master thief? Because youā€™ve certainly stolen my heart.

My fingers are quite nimble, you know.

I would climb through your window anytime.

I sure do hope this game does not ivolve the horse.[/quote]

Why not have your partner play the part of horse while we are at it?

I sure do hope this game does not ivolve the horse.[/quote]

Why not have your partner play the part of horse while we are at it?[/quote]

Well, thank-you forum, now I shall ever think of Feducci as ā€˜Tony the Italian Stallionā€™.