With the mayoral campaign season upon us and the election near, it is high time for the presses of Doubt Street to fire up and the periodicals of the Fifth City to do their proper job – instructing the populace on what they should think and how they should vote.
So let us, the editorial staff of "The Scarab" (shining light on the shadows of the Neath since 1893), be first to the post.
While the Contrarian is certainly a pleasant enough fellow, we find him to be a man with a plethora of words and a paucity of deeds. As the dark cloud known as "Seeking" threatens to rob London society of some of her finest pillars, we believe we need a mayor of action, not one who will spend his term roaming Veilgarden parties with his charming, but ineffectual ponderings.
As for the Bishop, though none can doubt his skills as an orator (or a wrestler), it is well known his loathing of the devils goes far beyond ecclesiastical necessity. These strange times call out for unity, not division! Do we really need a mayor who would build a proverbial wall around the Brass Embassy? Surely there would be Hell to pay for it.
As such we, the editorial staff of "The Scarab", endorse Jenny to be the next executive of our fair city. No one may doubt that she is a woman of the people. In fact, It is said that politics is the world’s second oldest profession, and so, on the occupational front, she may regarded as doubly traditional. We hope you, our fine and honest readers, will join us in this support.
Vote early! Vote often! And may fortune favour the bold!
Vitamancy - owner and editor-in-chief of "The Scarab".
edited by vitamancy on 6/28/2016
edited by vitamancy on 6/28/2016