In the end it took much longer for everyone to respond to my notifications that they’d one (and I’m even waiting on one person still) so here are the winning entries!
Flame, Lead, Clay, Glass:
Enemies to lovers, slow burn.
The Sinking Synod:
Brawling bishops bicker bitterly and biblically over blemmigan- and bolete-filled bogland. Back a bloc, bring balance by becoming a bogus Bishop, or belay the business and befriend the bothered Bugsby.
The Bloody Wallpaper:
I want to talk to the Manager.
The Final Curtain:
While playing this story, I learned what a fontanelle is, and immediately regretted learning what a fontanelle is.
My Kingdom for a Pig:
There’s a wine-plague of impromptu verse
When the pig arrives things become worse
Then you gatecrash an auction
For a milky decoction
And discover some mold needs a hearse.
Go Tell The King of Cats:
A feline with only one purrpose: to sleep, purrchance to dream.
Codename: Sugarplum:
My dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog have no lovely ski trip.