Anyone care for a fling during the Feast?

My Seeker is all prepared to go North. Candles. 77 SMEN. The lot. Has only been waiting around because there’s an interesting tattoo to be had (or not), and also because it needs only three more Thunder cards for access to Mind of a Long-Dead God, which seems like something for a Seeker to be professionally interested in.

However…the wedding tax is gone! Love is in the air! Romance may blossom! And frankly I’d like to give my Seeker a chance at a Zee wedding before the final voyage North. It’s the curiosity thing again.

(Can’t do this with my alt because the alt’s already happily married to the Artist’s Model, you see, and it seems a shame to break up that relationship.)

Therefore this indecent proposal. If anyone is mad enough to fancy a marriage during the Feast and immediate divorce thereafter (I have money to burn for both, as I can’t imagine anyone wants to stay married to a spouse who’s gone North, after all), send an invitation for coffee. First come, first serve.

Edit: And I have two proposals already. Blimey, that was fast.
edited by Teaspoon on 2/7/2017

Damn, I lost my chance due to my lateness! This game is starting to resemble real life and this give me shivers.

I will eternally grieve for my hypothetical spouse that hadn’t been, now unmade somewhere North.

Now that is a love story for the Bazaar, all right.

It’s poignant, really.

[quote=Frenzgyn]Damn, I lost my chance due to my lateness! This game is starting to resemble real life and this give me shivers.

I will eternally grieve for my hypothetical spouse that hadn’t been, now unmade somewhere North.[/quote]

My seeker would be very happy to marry you, if she weren’t nearly so determined to be as North as soon as possible.
…although you probably would be smart to avoid the lady that occasionally raids dentists’ offices to eat teeth…

Smart? Never tried it, is it any similar to the taste of teeth (what a great title for a cookbook it could be! Really sad I had forgotten how to properly write!)

Anyway, I hope you will enjoy your journey North. I have not your determination, I probably come there one day and then turn back. Or not. Too much curiosity, but way too much irrigo. I usually forgot things I’ve never known, several times.

Anyway, be comfortable at the thought I have enough grieve to grieve you too.

I have vowed to invite every person who I have ever contacted to the wedding. At least, the ones who haven’t gone North yet.

(Cor blimey, this is going to take a while.)

And on that subject, thank you kindly for your invitation. I plan to get roaring drunk, or at least slightly tipsy.
Bon voyage!

Blah, someone who hobbnobed at the wedding, would you send me a PM or show me your profile so I can see the text I missed?

Echoed it on my profile.