“Oh, I’m fine too! Don’t mind me, if it please you!”, roared Dorian irritably to the two of them as he swept aside the first punch with a sharp tap to his attackers wrist.
As the gentleman in question squared up to him, Dorian made a quick assessment. He lacked the analytical knowledge of his companions, but as he had quickly learned upon his arrival in this city, there was not much a place for thinking when it came to the fine art of, well, art. However, he was not entirely without his own means. In fact, what kept the gentleman from running, he immodestly reflected, was almost certainly down to the fact that he’d neglected to add a certain ribbon to his current wardrobe…
The thug took a series of calculated swings at him. Dorian again parried the first, but as the second rolled in he sensed something amiss about the speed, and rightly bent backwards just in time to see the fine plaster wall cave in with a crunch. A loaded glove. How unsporting. He thought fast: any attempt to block that arm would be disastrous, which meant evasion would be key. But judging by his stance, and the slight tilt of his hips as he took the swing, the man at the very least held some considerable skill in boxing. Fortunately, so did Dorian.
He played it by ear for the first few, weaving through the rain of blows that the thug brought down on top of him. Slowly, he kept his pace around the room, ducking a punch that splintered a portrait, while never wiping the grin from his face. Not once did Dorian even attempt to return the courtesy, merely narrowly avoiding the attacks with the same sly smile.
“Stand still and fight me, damn your eyes!” yelled the thug, clearly incensed.
“A fight? I thought you were dancing” replied Dorian.
The thug roared. His pace increased, but soon enough the sweat was beading on his brow. Dorian had picked the weakness from the start: those who chose to weight their own gloves always took the risk that as their energy flagged, so did their control. The thug’s next swing went wild, fairly so, and Dorian made a sharp jab. Nothing worse than a sharp slap, and it threw his opponent into an apoplectic fit. Finally, the thug made a mistake, throwing a straight punch directly at him. Dorian sidestepped, gripping the wrist with his left hand and pulling it forwards. Caught off balance by the momentum, the thug was knocked clean out as Dorian’s right elbow met the bridge of his nose.
Almost immediately a young man lunged at him with a knife. Dorian stood back.
“Hold this for me, will you?” he said, tossing the neddy stick. The young man caught it with one hand.
Dorian moved like lightning, and with a hand at the boy’s wrist and collar, threw him bodily down the stairs towards his bodyguard. He picked up the dropped knife, running to the defence of the friend who needed it most.