A trade request: Calling cards for sips of cider

Ladies and gentlemen,

One finds oneself a short breath away from the most exalted ranks of that of the Paramount Presence.

In return for Calling Cards (and, should you wish, Patronage), sips of cider will be offered in return.

If you are interested, please send me a calling card, and note that you would like a sip of cider.

Thank you.