 turbosnowy Posts: 33
12/30/2017
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Hello all,
Now I am sure many of you will have already been there and done that but I have just found myself able to host a most delicious salon at my handsome townhouse. You may think you also own a handsome townhouse because it says so in your inventory but I assure you my handsome townhouse is far more... um handsomer, yes handsomeful and possibly townier, and my salons are the talkiest of the town!
Or at least they would be if not for the need to bring in suitable entertainment to engage the reprobates, of course I mean honoured guests and orphans if you so chose to go that route.
So I thought perhaps we could perhaps devise a list of those who would be willing to frequent salons and orphanages upon request. My particular conundrum was my Salon was thinking it could do with an author - where I, yes I the most illustrious author of our age, or perhaps I should add the word potentially in there somewhere appropriate - was not considered. I would need to find another author of dubious origin and purpose - for shame! Ignominy!
Anyway, enough of your whining. I thought it might perhaps be useful for us to collate a list of those professionals who might entertain and delight both young and old for both salons and orphanages in one place. I know! Crazy right?
So, the idea is I'll build up a list as you add your names to it. If someone has done this before me then all I can say is it cant be as good as mine (sniff) but also it should be a sticky (hint mods).
AUTHOR Eva May Canning
CORRESPONDENT Tystefy turbosnowy
CROOKED CROSS Meradine Heidenreich Ysrthgrathe Holden
MIDNIGHTER DrLight Absalom Agenbite Maxi Reigl
Note to Moderators: We need a sticky for this either in Bazaar or Salons as I couldn't find one before I posted this - this or an earlier (less handsome and wondrous version obviously, should be stickied for the good of all Londoners, and Squids and I bet the Devils would throw something your way also) edited by turbosnowy on 12/30/2017 edited by turbosnowy on 1/3/2018 edited by turbosnowy on 1/4/2018 edited by turbosnowy on 1/31/2018 edited by turbosnowy on 1/31/2018 edited by turbosnowy on 2/14/2018 edited by turbosnowy on 2/16/2018
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 Tystefy Posts: 450
12/30/2017
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but I assure you my handsome townhouse is far more... um handsomer, yes handsomeful and possibly townier, and my salons are the talkiest of the town!
... Nice try, but your Mr. Pages act isn't convuasive enough.
... *ahem* Anywho, I am a Correspondent, so I'll attend salon parties. Not orphanages though. The kids there get... touchy-feely with my fur.
-- Will sometimes return to post absurdity.
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 Optimatum Posts: 3666
12/30/2017
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Social action requests and offers go over in the Salons section of the forum. There's quite a few similar threads there already, though we could really do with one general stickied Salon/Orphanage thread.
-- Optimatum, a ruthless and merciful gentleman. No plant battles, Affluent Photographer requests, or healing offers; all other social actions welcome.
Want a sip of Cider? Just say hi!
PM me for information enigmatic or Fated. Though the forum please, not FL itself.
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 phryne Posts: 1351
12/31/2017
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Optimatum, surely you meant The Singing Mandrake, not The Salons 
And I agree, moving this thread over there and have it stickied would be a good idea!
-- Accounts: Bag a Legend • Light Fingers • Heart's Desire • Nemesis • no ambition Exceptional Stories, sorted by Season and by writer ― Favours & Renown Guide
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 turbosnowy Posts: 33
1/2/2018
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Common roll up folks and enlist yourself for the benefit of all Neathdwellers! Amaze and delight urchins and oprhans as you pull a dead rabbit from your nose via unfortunate manipulation of rare magicks! Delight and entertain dumbfounded and snoozing guests at a society salon with your thesis on pan-dimensional space-time and it's realtion to gravitational helixes!
Oh and there's probably free booze, so there's always that.
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 phryne Posts: 1351
1/3/2018
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The Scarlet Saint Prof. Eva May Canning is an Author who'd be pleased to attend your Salon - if you're lucky, she'll bring her witchy wife along. If you're unlucky, she'll bring her daughter, and your guests will leave with lighter pockets than they arrived.  edited by phryne on 1/3/2018
-- Accounts: Bag a Legend • Light Fingers • Heart's Desire • Nemesis • no ambition Exceptional Stories, sorted by Season and by writer ― Favours & Renown Guide
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 turbosnowy Posts: 33
1/3/2018
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Many thanks for Eva - added to the list. We also need other professions like Crooked Crosses and Midnighters and mercantile ladies of the night! So don't be shy, stick your name down to attend some delicious parties and gatherings by the most notable and wondrous gentlefolk the Neath has to offer!
OK the ladies of the night request wasn't necessarily for society salons per se, but always good to know, you know, umm for a friend.
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 Meradine Heidenreich Posts: 468
1/4/2018
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I have the pleasure of being a Crooked Cross. Purely an error in the embroidery, you understand.
-- https://www.fallenlondon.com/profile/Meradine%20Heidenreich
The Starveling kit Gobbled up the bit of cheese on my tray .. "O Weh!"
No plant battles, please.
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 turbosnowy Posts: 33
1/4/2018
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Indeed, finding a quality seamstress is such a chore I find. Thanks for signing up Meradine and you're on TS 'Stars of the Neath' list now! (Much better than that dodgy Slowcake's list).
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 Ysrthgrathe Posts: 87
1/20/2018
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Crooked Cross, all-time ready.
-- https://www.fallenlondon.com/Profile/Ysrthgrathe
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 DrLight Posts: 23
1/28/2018
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DrLight - Midnighter available for Orphanges and other skullduggery.
-- History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/DrLight
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 Maxi Reigl Posts: 12
2/5/2018
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Also Midnighter. Happy to entertain the little ones.
-- Gotthard Redlich -http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Gotthard%20Redlich Happy to accept (dangerous) patrons and tell your orphans stories. Sallie Foy - http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Sallie%20Foy
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 Holden Posts: 22
2/13/2018
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I'm an advocate for particularly elucidating and uncommon points of view, wonderfully stimulating at parties. Or, in the vulgate, I suppose the term "crooked-cross" might apply.
I would be delighted to be invited into the fine homes of London's most upstanding and affluent citizens.
-- Ophelia Caldecott is probably burgling something from your lodgings as you read this.
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 Absalom Agenbite Posts: 13
2/13/2018
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Midnighter, as the signature says. I hope this thread is stickied, or at least the first post continually updated.
-- Absalom Agenbite: The Melancholy Midnighter With The Alliterative Appellation. Available for Orphanages, Extraordinary Mind Patronage, and Enigma Hints, in-character or not.
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 turbosnowy Posts: 33
2/14/2018
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1st post updated again - thanks to all who put their names forward - am sure there are more out there who want to go to parties! Free Booze!
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 Parvorus Posts: 42
3/11/2018
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Parvorus, having recently become a Midnighter, is grinding Making Waves and would be happy to entertain and educate the youth of London's orphanages.
-- Feel free to send me anything other than Photographers. ►My Profile◄
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 Ixc Posts: 365
3/11/2018
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You notice a note on your desk that wasn't there before. It says "Ixc, Canon. Would love to help with your Orphanage."
Huh.
-- Pleased to meet you. Ixc, spy and detective. Inventor of the Correspondence Cannon. Are you a Paramount Presence? Record your name here. For posterity, of course.
Out of the night that covers me, Black as the pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul.
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 TimurMurtazin Posts: 19
3/11/2018
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I am a crooked cross who would be glad to help with your endeavours.
-- http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Timur%20Murtazin
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 KostberaLili Posts: 14
3/29/2018
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Hi! Correspondent here, always willing to help
-- My profile: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/KostberaLili Would be glad to play chess, drink coffee, spar, investigate the photographer.
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 vinceren Posts: 53
5/7/2018
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Main Vinceren is a Crooked-Cross, alt Vindicta is a Midnighter, and alt Viratrix is a Correspondent. All grinding Making Waves and up for everything!
-- Vinceren, Crooked-Cross, Light-Fingered. Vindicta, Midnighter, Dueling a Nemesis. Viratrix, Correspondent, Seeking a Heart's Desire. Venitor, Rat-Catcher, Hunting a Legend.
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