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Tystefy
Tystefy
Posts: 405

3/10/2018
Every single entity who posted in this thread gets a cameo somewhere in the Fallen London writings.

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Addis Rook
Addis Rook
Posts: 124

3/11/2018
Failbetter silently adds in a new storylet at your lodgings with no explanation that unlocks when you acquire the "A Weaseler" accomplishment. All it says is "press button for weasels".

When you click it, every single weasel in your Fallen London inventory pours out of your screen and into your house in real life.

You might have had a life before, but now you have weasels.
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Greg M
Greg M
Posts: 160

3/11/2018
The weasels overthrow the Masters and force them into retirement. Fallen London is now much more humane and run by weasels. Except, alas, for Mahogany Hall, which is burned to the ground, or people who might have wanted to wear fur coats (no longer allowed). A Popular Song is banned upon penalty of Newgate (first offense) or banishment to the tomb colonies (2nd offense). 3rd offense = NORTH.

Mr. Pages, freed from the burden of Masterdom, becomes very successful as Fallen London's first stand-up comic. Mr. Wines opens a very well-reviewed vegetarian restaurant. Mr. Irons wanders around, muttering to himself about how he used to run the world.

ALL HAIL OUR WEASEL LORDS. ALL HAIL. ALL HAIL.

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Tystefy
Tystefy
Posts: 405

3/11/2018
A weasel is chosen to go North.

And they do.

They kinda just burrow under the door, completely circumventing the entire storyline.

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Tystefy
Tystefy
Posts: 405

3/13/2018
Vake runs for president.

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The Elfin Cannibal
The Elfin Cannibal
Posts: 162

3/13/2018
Tystefy wrote:
Vake runs for president.

. . . President of where?

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DO you recall how the Hunger began?
I'm sorry, my darling, I don't think I can!
FROM past the High Wilderness and beyond
I fear I've gone Seeking, for of Him I'm fond.
--The Elfin Cannibal

Bohemian. Revolutionary. Fond of Rubbery Men. Carefully friendly towards He In The Well.
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Elaina Schill
Elaina Schill
Posts: 170

3/13/2018
The Gracious Widow is murdered by and then replaced by your Aunt.

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Main, Phiri Ulfur, the Cunning Shadow. Their heart belongs to a Pirate-Poet across the Zee.
Alt Vermillion Liminate, the Tragic Scholar.
Alt #2,Lady Jacqueline Blackwood, the Savage Beauty.
Alt #3, Veracity Taylor, the Dame of the Docks.
The Dogged Seeker, self explanatory.

I will accept any social actions on Fallen London(unless its a box of live rats. I already got rid of the d---ned things once and am not eager to repeat the endeavor).
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Tystefy
Tystefy
Posts: 405

3/15/2018
A Master legit runs as a potential candidate in the next election...

... but they desperately try to disguise the fact that they're a Master.

Seriously. If anything in this thread should be canon, it's this. FAILBETTER.

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xKiv
xKiv
Posts: 796

3/16/2018
Iona Dre'emt wrote:
The Gracious Widow is murdered by and then replaced by your Aunt.


Long before you were born.

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Optimatum
Optimatum
Posts: 3340

3/17/2018
Tystefy wrote:
A Master legit runs as a potential candidate in the next election...

... but they desperately try to disguise the fact that they're a Master.

Seriously. If anything in this thread should be canon, it's this. FAILBETTER.



Vote Shacksh 1896! What are you talking about, Silas is definitely that tall and squeaky.

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Optimatum, a ruthless and merciful gentleman. No plant battles, Affluent Photographer requests, or healing offers; all other social actions welcome.

For the holiday season, send me Christmas Cards for sips of Cider! Fogscapes with Tentacles strongly preferred. (Only one per character, sorry!)

PM me for information enigmatic or Fated. Though the forum please, not FL itself.
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Phèdre Delaunay
Phèdre Delaunay
Posts: 15

3/21/2018
Tystefy wrote:
A Master legit runs as a potential candidate in the next election...

... but they desperately try to disguise the fact that they're a Master.


But as soon as the Master starts talking, it becomes painfully obvious that he's Mr Pages. Also the opposing candidate is the Topsy King. Their debates give every Fallen Londoner the d---edest headache.
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The Elfin Cannibal
The Elfin Cannibal
Posts: 162

3/21/2018
Phèdre Delaunay wrote:
Tystefy wrote:
A Master legit runs as a potential candidate in the next election...

... but they desperately try to disguise the fact that they're a Master.


But as soon as the Master starts talking, it becomes painfully obvious that he's Mr Pages. Also the opposing candidate is the Topsy King. Their debates give every Fallen Londoner the d---edest headache.

This is the best thing ever.

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DO you recall how the Hunger began?
I'm sorry, my darling, I don't think I can!
FROM past the High Wilderness and beyond
I fear I've gone Seeking, for of Him I'm fond.
--The Elfin Cannibal

Bohemian. Revolutionary. Fond of Rubbery Men. Carefully friendly towards He In The Well.
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Addis Rook
Addis Rook
Posts: 124

3/21/2018
The entire plot of Mean Girls happens for real at Summerset, with all the needed Neathy and period-appropriate alterations.

Also at the part where they're dancing on stage, Mr wines is dancing with them in the aisle cheering them on, and they kick the gramophone into Mr. Veil's face, at which point Mr. Wines almost bursts out laughing in Correspondence
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The Elfin Cannibal
The Elfin Cannibal
Posts: 162

3/21/2018
Addis Rook wrote:
The entire plot of Mean Girls happens for real at Summerset, with all the needed Neathy and period-appropriate alterations.

Also at the part where they're dancing on stage, Mr wines is dancing with them in the aisle cheering them on, and they kick the gramophone into Mr. Veil's face, at which point Mr. Wines almost bursts out laughing in Correspondence

Is it possible to laugh specifically in Correspondence?

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DO you recall how the Hunger began?
I'm sorry, my darling, I don't think I can!
FROM past the High Wilderness and beyond
I fear I've gone Seeking, for of Him I'm fond.
--The Elfin Cannibal

Bohemian. Revolutionary. Fond of Rubbery Men. Carefully friendly towards He In The Well.
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Optimatum
Optimatum
Posts: 3340

3/22/2018
It is! Laughter sounds like the crackle of broken light.

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Optimatum, a ruthless and merciful gentleman. No plant battles, Affluent Photographer requests, or healing offers; all other social actions welcome.

For the holiday season, send me Christmas Cards for sips of Cider! Fogscapes with Tentacles strongly preferred. (Only one per character, sorry!)

PM me for information enigmatic or Fated. Though the forum please, not FL itself.
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Dungerson
Dungerson
Posts: 44

3/22/2018
The message of love that the Sun entrusted to the Bazaar was actually intended for the Struggling Artist, and you can't convince me otherwise that this isn't why everyone reacted the way they did.

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http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/profile/Dungerson
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Spitfire Youngster
Spitfire Youngster
Posts: 32

3/25/2018
Foxes return, forge an alliance with bats and finally drive out the feline menace.

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http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Spitfire%20Youngster
Professional troublemaker, not a single regret since [REDACTED]
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Reinol von Lorica
Reinol von Lorica
Posts: 100

3/25/2018
There is both an Accomplishment and a Gear/Item reward once you finish becoming a Poet Laureate. And it also becomes a London’s X quality because why not.

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Tystefy
Tystefy
Posts: 405

4/18/2018
Hell doesn't actually have a use for souls but they keep trying to find new, innovative ways to spend their treasure hoard.

Soul-powered engines (simple coke turns out to be more efficient.)

Lava lamps (They don't burn bright enough and there isn't any actual lava inside the lamp despite the fact it's from Hell, disappointing many would-be buyers.)

Bedside Nightlights (They just. Keep. CLINKING.)

Using a soul to smash the bottle against a ship when you put a ship in the water for the first time or something akin to that, in an effort to save a poor precious bottle of wine from being smashed instead (Oops. Now the ship's haunted.)

Literally giving the souls to The Church in exchange for money (Church believes this is a trick or scam or they have some sinister ulterior motive since it goes against the age-old believe that Hell doesn't export souls.)

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