Tik Tok, Fallen London style.

Fallen London
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This is a parody of the Ke$ha song by Discipula, who doesn’t have an account on the fora. :)

Wake up in the morning feeling like a kitty
(Hello, delicious friend)
In boxes – pass the cat – travel ‘round this city
(Let’s go)
Fallen to the Bazaar, now the sky is all black
London has been stolen, and it ain’t coming back

I’m talking feast of the ‘ceptional rose, rose
Spiders spun all our clothes, clothes
Anarchists blowin’ up our homes, homes
Not docking, going out to zee
Shuttered palace has parties
Socialites get a little bit tipsy

Shroom hop, weasels pop
Got a compromising doc
Tonight, down in Spite
Sulky bats all takin’ flight
Tick tock Bazaar stock
Yeah, it’s all sold and bought
Echo – o –oh, Echo – o –oh
Shroom hop, weasels pop
Got a compromising doc
Tonight, down in Spite
Sulky bats all takin’ flight
Tick tock Bazaar stock
Yeah, it’s all sold and bought
Echo – o –oh, Echo – o –oh

Drank all my laudanum, but got plenty of wine
Devils pay brass for a soul, but I’m keepin’ mine
Gracious Widow ain’t impressed, no we just nag her
Died, but played the ferryman, so now I just stagger
I’m writing journals of infamy- y
Secrets o’ five stolen cities- ies
Rub’ry men and tomb col’nies- ies
Now, now, go til cons’bles lock us up, up
Or the Masters shut us down, down
Masters shut us down, down
Masters shut us

Shroom hop, weasels pop
Got a compromising doc
Tonight, down in Spite
Sulky bats all takin’ flight
Tick tock Bazaar stock
Yeah, it’s all sold and bought
Echo – o –oh, Echo – o –oh
Shroom hop, weasels pop
Got a compromising doc
Tonight, down in Spite
Sulky bats all takin’ flight
Tick tock Bazaar stock
Yeah, it’s all sold and bought
Echo – o –oh, Echo – o –oh

Jack of smiles
Correspondence
Spies, rats, The Church,
and the orphans
From Veil Garden
to Ladybones
You’ve got me now
This is my home
Jack of smiles
Correspondence
Spies, rats, The Church,
and the orphans
Echo Bazaar,
Fallen London,
Fallen London
Now, the nightmares don’t start 'til I walk in

Shroom hop, weasels pop
Got a compromising doc
Tonight, down in Spite
Sulky bats all takin’ flight
Tick tock Bazaar stock
Yeah, it’s all sold and bought
Echo – o –oh, Echo – o –
Shroom hop, weasels pop
Got a compromising Ddc
Tonight, down in Spite
Sulky bats all takin’ flight
Tick tock Bazaar stock
Yeah, it’s all sold and bought
Echo – o –oh, Echo – o –oh

2

Nicely done! I, strongly, dislike the original but well done indeed! now to find something to get it out of my head!

~MF

3

I can’t stop hearing this song now. Anytime I hear this song on the radio, this is all I will be able to think about.

Thank you.

4

This is absolutely brilliant. There has to be some brave soul in these forums who can record this…

5

It would be AMAZING if someone recorded this. <3 <3 <3 :cool:

6

So inventive! I enjoyed it greatly, it really would be wonderful if someone were to record this

Volunteers anyone?

7

I have a friend of mine who, let’s say, would be interested in recording it. Expect great things.

8

The recording was a success! Sort of. We apologize for the quality, but towards the end of the first rough cut, a number of Clay Men burst in to ‘shut us down’, as it were. However, we were able to convince one of these Clay Men to cameo on the final verse.

Here it is!

MEGA (ticktock_bazaar.mp3)

May you enjoy.

Vocals: Mr. S

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I liked it! Thank you Mr. S, and mysterious clay man.